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As my eye twitches learning about club sports fees, can’t help but wonder if you can roll them into student loans?

Sobbing at the love and recognition my father never gave me 😭

I ventured over there and brought this back?

Stolen valor!

Ah who am I kidding crime is legal now

There are things you don’t want to hang on to a day too long. Leftover macaroni salad. A beloved pet that’s clearly suffering.

Favored apparel items are the opposite of that.

If you find yourself nodding along for the first 9 words, remember that it’s first of… quite a specific subset

Rightly or wrongly, think people will do the unit comp math ex-price/mix and not credit the multiple much as long as that’s negative. Vaguely reminds me of RL over the last many years, that one took a long time to really go.

Yes, but Dollarama did that in Canada. Dollar Tree is doing it in America, where the population has a different level of ability to ascertain unit pricing changes.

Yes

*screams and punches the air, visualizing bashing in that shit-eating grin*

Consumer earnings continue 😭

No no, bad take - the propaganda campaign has already been run, bombing random countries is downstream of it

Think of the marginal shareholder as you move from large cap to small cap like going from a group of pickleball players at The Villages to the new student orientation leaders at CECOT

Don’t think too hard or use math; instead imagine a game of hot potato being played by 3 mostly unrelated groups of people