Jason Bailey
@pavlovsmog.bsky.social
FOR SCIENCE!
[East Indianapolis resident, dad, occasional gamer, neuroscientist posing as immunologist]
[East Indianapolis resident, dad, occasional gamer, neuroscientist posing as immunologist]
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ok, I'm ready for another vacation now.
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Ok, I'm ready for another vacation now.
Remembered my computer password on the first try after a 2-week break. Maybe it's early, but I'm calling today a win.
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Remembered my computer password on the first try after a 2-week break. Maybe it's early, but I'm calling today a win.
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
One of the unanticipated effects of AI is a peak into the totally unhinged fantasy life of our legislators.
#indiana #senator #santa #beatdown #AIgarbage
x.com/sen_chrisgar...
#indiana #senator #santa #beatdown #AIgarbage
x.com/sen_chrisgar...
x.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One of the unanticipated effects of AI is a peak into the totally unhinged fantasy life of our legislators.
#indiana #senator #santa #beatdown #AIgarbage
x.com/sen_chrisgar...
#indiana #senator #santa #beatdown #AIgarbage
x.com/sen_chrisgar...
Dear People Who Join the Teams Call 5 Minutes Early,
Are you bored? Do you have enough work to do? We can find you something to do. Let me know.
Are you bored? Do you have enough work to do? We can find you something to do. Let me know.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dear People Who Join the Teams Call 5 Minutes Early,
Are you bored? Do you have enough work to do? We can find you something to do. Let me know.
Are you bored? Do you have enough work to do? We can find you something to do. Let me know.
Welcome to December, everybody!
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thengxbITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!!!!! #NGXB #mariahcarey #pianoView all 1,122 comments
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December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Welcome to December, everybody!
Dog Show time!
Rocky's favorite.
Rocky's favorite.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Dog Show time!
Rocky's favorite.
Rocky's favorite.
It's a testament to the professionalism of my colleagues that I often end emails with, "Please let me know what you think" and not once has anybody replied, "I think you're an asshole."
Yet....
#officelife
#SCIENCE
#decorumandshit
Yet....
#officelife
#SCIENCE
#decorumandshit
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's a testament to the professionalism of my colleagues that I often end emails with, "Please let me know what you think" and not once has anybody replied, "I think you're an asshole."
Yet....
#officelife
#SCIENCE
#decorumandshit
Yet....
#officelife
#SCIENCE
#decorumandshit
"I will starve you until you love me!"
The 20 states that the Trump administration is threatening with financial penalties for funding SNAP benefits.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"I will starve you until you love me!"
*morning alarm sounds*
Denial: "It can't be that late"
Anger: "ugh, I'm still tired"
Bargaining: *hits snooze*
Depression: "bedtime is 16 hours away"
Acceptance: "I have to pee anyway"
*Starts coffee*
Denial: "It can't be that late"
Anger: "ugh, I'm still tired"
Bargaining: *hits snooze*
Depression: "bedtime is 16 hours away"
Acceptance: "I have to pee anyway"
*Starts coffee*
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
*morning alarm sounds*
Denial: "It can't be that late"
Anger: "ugh, I'm still tired"
Bargaining: *hits snooze*
Depression: "bedtime is 16 hours away"
Acceptance: "I have to pee anyway"
*Starts coffee*
Denial: "It can't be that late"
Anger: "ugh, I'm still tired"
Bargaining: *hits snooze*
Depression: "bedtime is 16 hours away"
Acceptance: "I have to pee anyway"
*Starts coffee*
Indiana on the wrong list again. :/
Legal status of conversion therapy for minors
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Indiana on the wrong list again. :/
Reposted by Jason Bailey
What Americans Die from?
And what the media reports on...
Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...
And what the media reports on...
Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What Americans Die from?
And what the media reports on...
Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...
And what the media reports on...
Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...
Reposted by Jason Bailey
Paul Conrad on Nixon's excuses about the White House Tapes, November 1973. Has the ring of Epstein Files or Epstein Letter to it.
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Paul Conrad on Nixon's excuses about the White House Tapes, November 1973. Has the ring of Epstein Files or Epstein Letter to it.
Reposted by Jason Bailey
Reposted by Jason Bailey
The Trump admin and the Epstein files
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Trump admin and the Epstein files
The remarkable part to me is that people actually respond to those texts.
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
open.substack.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The remarkable part to me is that people actually respond to those texts.
I was offline for a couple days and have no idea why everybody is talking about tacos. At this point I don't want to look it up because it's been hilarious and knowing more might ruin the fun.
#taco
#taco
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I was offline for a couple days and have no idea why everybody is talking about tacos. At this point I don't want to look it up because it's been hilarious and knowing more might ruin the fun.
#taco
#taco
A friend summarized race weekend* in Indianapolis perfectly.
*Outsiders may call it "Memorial Day Weekend"
#Indy500 #Indianapolis #naptown #gofastturnleft #racecarsandbeer
*Outsiders may call it "Memorial Day Weekend"
#Indy500 #Indianapolis #naptown #gofastturnleft #racecarsandbeer
May 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A friend summarized race weekend* in Indianapolis perfectly.
*Outsiders may call it "Memorial Day Weekend"
#Indy500 #Indianapolis #naptown #gofastturnleft #racecarsandbeer
*Outsiders may call it "Memorial Day Weekend"
#Indy500 #Indianapolis #naptown #gofastturnleft #racecarsandbeer
At my job, doing science is the easy part. Using Teams is the hard part.
#science #Teams #youretalkingonmute
#science #Teams #youretalkingonmute
May 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At my job, doing science is the easy part. Using Teams is the hard part.
#science #Teams #youretalkingonmute
#science #Teams #youretalkingonmute
"ADHD didn't exist back in my day."
But also,
But also,
The Isolator (helmet) - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
May 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"ADHD didn't exist back in my day."
But also,
But also,
Reposted by Jason Bailey
I just read the best description of Florida ever.
"Florida, a lawless place designed with reckless abandon, so who knows why the heck anything here is the way it is."
--some dude in the Dull Men's Club FB group
"Florida, a lawless place designed with reckless abandon, so who knows why the heck anything here is the way it is."
--some dude in the Dull Men's Club FB group
May 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just read the best description of Florida ever.
"Florida, a lawless place designed with reckless abandon, so who knows why the heck anything here is the way it is."
--some dude in the Dull Men's Club FB group
"Florida, a lawless place designed with reckless abandon, so who knows why the heck anything here is the way it is."
--some dude in the Dull Men's Club FB group
The Summer porch office is finally open. Yay!
May 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The Summer porch office is finally open. Yay!
Reposted by Jason Bailey
Trump in 13th-century BC Troy: "I would never be one to turn down that kind of offer. I could be a stupid person and say we don't want a free, big, beautiful horse..."
May 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Trump in 13th-century BC Troy: "I would never be one to turn down that kind of offer. I could be a stupid person and say we don't want a free, big, beautiful horse..."