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Patrick Dalton
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Writer/Photographer

First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.

I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.

Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
I was in Tesco earlier - a customer said the word 'Christmas' & the manager called the police.

Moments later an armed response unit turned up, forced the customer to their knees outside the shop & executed them with a single shot to the head.

#XmasHasFallen
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week.

I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.

Thank you.

www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
Film Stories: The 500th Episode Celebration • Words • Kings Place
Join us for a special evening as we celebrate the 500th episode of the Film Stories with Simon Brew.
www.kingsplace.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Looking forward to the day when a journalist inevitably fires back at this loathsome excuse for a human being
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My political advice is this - stop trying to appeal to racist idiots.

They're racists & they're idiots.

F**k them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Oh look....Tommy 'Defender of are kids' Robinson is in the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Got up, walked downstairs, had breakfast and didn’t even wash my hands...cause I’m a bloody bloke!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
Crazy suggestion. As Farage sees zero value in the BBC, wants to defund and destroy it, and is encouraging Trump to sue every single UK license fee payer - how about the BBC never platform him again. That's it, done. Stop having him on Newsnight, Today, everything. Consign him to GBNews.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
So Trump's declared he is opening an investigation into links between Bill Clinton & Jeffrey Epstein using the files that definitely don't exist and are a Democrat hoax?

Got it 👍
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It's Friday & all I've done this week is lay in bed with Covid.

I'm a bed man now.

I'm Grandpa Joe from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory.

A purely horizontal being.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Check out this photo of my Mum & Dad taken shortly after they'd murdered their first hitchhiker
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
See what’s happening. A Trumpist US media company has taken over Channel 5. Another US company is gunning for ITV. Our social media is saturated by Musk’s calls for civil war in the UK. The BBC is the last thing standing, and Trump/Johnson are trying to bring it down
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Yay! Just tested positive for Covid & once again, for whatever reason, it's mainly affected my legs.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Just saw Paddington at Clapham Junction & I've got to admit, I'm worried about him
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Oh my god
I need someone to tell me that this is not real

That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I remember in Trump's first term an aide in the Oval Office sneezed & Trump looked so annoyed by it. He pursed his lips & shook his head in what looked like disappointment. He's such a dick.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why, when most bits of technology have got easier to use & smarter over time, are printers so stubbornly, relentlessly shit?!?!?!?
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's that time of year again
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Nevermind the deep reflection....is that the *actual* Holy Ghost making an appearance?!?
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Today we commemorate Guy Fawkes, inventor of the firework, who on this day unintentionally started the Great Fire of London in which Parliament was the only building to survive.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born.
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Having one of those days where the transport gods are not smiling upon me.

Buses not showing up. Trains massively delayed.

45 minutes into a journey which should take 15 and I've gone precisely nowhere.

Eeeeeesh
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So basically the UK taxpayer was fleeced into handing over billions to Peter Thiel to help fund his RW authoritarian takeover of the West??

Oh good.

Johnson, Cummings & the rest deserve jail time for this at the very least.
Dominic Cummings pushed for Covid tech contracts to be handed to a company run by a Trump-supporting billionaire after holding a secret meeting with him alongside Boris Johnson.

Officials were lobbied to ignore official procedures and bypass ministers in order to get the contracts signed
Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand 'Test and Trace' Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel
Exclusive: Boris Johnson's senior advisor pushed for Covid contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison
bylinetimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Remember, we mustn't call them Nazis
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
Mariella Frostrup: "I just don't know when we started dehumanising people to the extent that we do. I find it quite shocking ...I think it's a shame that we allow Reform to set the tone and the agenda in the way we talk about illegal immigrants an asylum seekers"

#bbcqt #r4today #RefugeesWelcome
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Another thought on that Reform & her complaint about diversity in adverts.

Since when have adverts been *meant* to be representative of reality?

They're broadly 20-30 seconds of fantasy to make a product look good.

These bigots are not intelligent people.
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM