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Patrick Dalton
@patrickdalton.bsky.social
Writer/Photographer

First feature film 'Chicken Town' released in UK cinemas June 27th & now available to stream on all good platforms.

I really, REALLY don't like racists or bigots.

Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
I'm going to take a guess and say the MRI was definitely on his brain
TRUMP: If they want to release my MRI it's ok w/me. It's perfect like my phone call where I got impeached

Q: What part of your body were they were looking at?

TRUMP: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn't the brain bc I took a cognitive test & aced it, which you would be incapable of doing
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm no economist but it can't be a good sign that a Poundland is having a closing down sale...can it??
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Please subscribe to my new podcast - Crypto Trading Secrets of the Anunnaki
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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It’s December 😳😮
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I like to consider myself fairly well versed in all things Beatles but these coat of arms are a mystery to me
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"When's White Friday, that's what I want to know?" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #KahnsLondon #LondinHasFalen
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have long Covid & frankly, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

Feels like a massive hangover, couple with aging about 25 years with a nice little bit of "I'm about to get a migraine" thrown into the mix.

Are Covid boosters even a thing anymore or have we just given up on that now?

Eeeesh
a man in a hooded cape is holding a rope and says bring out your dead
ALT: a man in a hooded cape is holding a rope and says bring out your dead
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
When Farage checks his bank account after spewing the latest Russian talking points
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That you were made entirely of Eucalyptus & had made a terrible mistake?
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When Farage checks his bank account after spewing the latest Russian talking points
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The fact that our media & political class have allowed Farage to wield as much influence as he does is a disgrace.

I can only imagine that Russia has huge amounts of kompromat on EVERYONE of influence.

We all know what Russia is doing & yet....no action taken. 🤷‍♂️
🚨Putin attacked Britain ☢️
🚨Putin backed Brexit 🇷🇺
🚨Putin infiltrated our parties 🇷🇺

🇬🇧 Only one party will launch a full investigation into Russian interference and rid this country of this threat.

Vote Rejoin. End the Russian Menace.
#VoteRejoin #ExitBrexit
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
The Conservatives suppressed the Russian investigation because Johnson and others are implicated. Labour need to get this out and further investigation now Gill is in prison.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Bread that you can neither slice nor spread butter on without it disintegrating should be illegal.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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“Did Nathan Gill ever say anything you disagree with in return for his bribes from a Kremlin stooge?”

“Did you, in your roles as his boss, friend, mentor & party leader, ever question his full-throated support for an enemy of the UK and if not, why not?”

You can have those for nothing, lads.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.”
It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Johnson should rot in jail.

The awful thing is that Eton poshos don't face consequences. It's all a jolly jape. He'll carry on writing crappy columns & being fawned over as 'Boris' even though he has the blood of 23,000 people on his hands.

Those people had loved ones & were loved.
I remember the early days of the pandemic so, so well. I remember everyone urging the government to do something sooner, it seemed madness not to, but they just wouldn’t. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was in Tesco earlier - a customer said the word 'Christmas' & the manager called the police.

Moments later an armed response unit turned up, forced the customer to their knees outside the shop & executed them with a single shot to the head.

#XmasHasFallen
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week.

I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out.

Thank you.

www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...
Film Stories: The 500th Episode Celebration • Words • Kings Place
Join us for a special evening as we celebrate the 500th episode of the Film Stories with Simon Brew.
www.kingsplace.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Looking forward to the day when a journalist inevitably fires back at this loathsome excuse for a human being
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My political advice is this - stop trying to appeal to racist idiots.

They're racists & they're idiots.

F**k them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Oh look....Tommy 'Defender of are kids' Robinson is in the Epstein files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Got up, walked downstairs, had breakfast and didn’t even wash my hands...cause I’m a bloody bloke!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by Patrick Dalton
Crazy suggestion. As Farage sees zero value in the BBC, wants to defund and destroy it, and is encouraging Trump to sue every single UK license fee payer - how about the BBC never platform him again. That's it, done. Stop having him on Newsnight, Today, everything. Consign him to GBNews.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM