i'm the party t-rex
@partyt-rex.bsky.social
he/him
industrial engineer (derogatory)
jorts advocate
world's #1 kinston collard greens fan
industrial engineer (derogatory)
jorts advocate
world's #1 kinston collard greens fan
we gotta bring back calling mistakes boners
August 28, 2023 at 12:09 AM
we gotta bring back calling mistakes boners
i swear every urologist in town is ducking my calls i just want to be sterilized damn it
August 22, 2023 at 5:35 PM
i swear every urologist in town is ducking my calls i just want to be sterilized damn it
nothing like a ten hour drive with a five month old on four hours of sleep a cold brew a red bull and a white monster to make you feel alive
August 19, 2023 at 8:12 PM
nothing like a ten hour drive with a five month old on four hours of sleep a cold brew a red bull and a white monster to make you feel alive
you telling me they revived creedence clearwater
August 17, 2023 at 3:27 AM
you telling me they revived creedence clearwater
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the should sell the crimes of the future chocolate bar at starbucks
August 16, 2023 at 4:39 PM
the should sell the crimes of the future chocolate bar at starbucks
intellectual property freely
August 8, 2023 at 6:21 PM
intellectual property freely
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I love it when people are like "ew you live in a red state," like bro you also live in the US. everywhere is bad
July 16, 2023 at 11:13 AM
I love it when people are like "ew you live in a red state," like bro you also live in the US. everywhere is bad
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hey did I ever show you all my idea for Canadian currency
August 4, 2023 at 3:20 AM
hey did I ever show you all my idea for Canadian currency
checked out a basketball book, two history books, and a don delillo novel from the library for vacation truly entering the dad zone
August 3, 2023 at 11:05 PM
checked out a basketball book, two history books, and a don delillo novel from the library for vacation truly entering the dad zone
fuck, there's a Bowser cock in my bluesky
August 3, 2023 at 1:53 AM
fuck, there's a Bowser cock in my bluesky
saw a cockroach and it escaped time to get way too high and worry about it for several hours
August 2, 2023 at 3:01 AM
saw a cockroach and it escaped time to get way too high and worry about it for several hours
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you used to suck me on my fuck phone
August 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
you used to suck me on my fuck phone
now this is a tampa bay rays move we are so back
August 1, 2023 at 5:46 PM
now this is a tampa bay rays move we are so back
somehow pulled a B- in electrical please clap
August 1, 2023 at 5:20 PM
somehow pulled a B- in electrical please clap
"I enjoyed making art for you"
my fuckin heart man
my fuckin heart man
July 31, 2023 at 8:58 PM
"I enjoyed making art for you"
my fuckin heart man
my fuckin heart man
love to log on to the everything app to share bluesky posts with my boys in the groupchat
July 31, 2023 at 3:43 PM
love to log on to the everything app to share bluesky posts with my boys in the groupchat
if you ever want a tomato that just won't quit i recommend coyotes i planted one plant three years ago and i didn't even do a garden this year and i have three plants
July 31, 2023 at 2:14 PM
if you ever want a tomato that just won't quit i recommend coyotes i planted one plant three years ago and i didn't even do a garden this year and i have three plants
folks i am going to get such a mediocre grade on this stupid electrical final i can feel it
July 30, 2023 at 8:47 PM
folks i am going to get such a mediocre grade on this stupid electrical final i can feel it
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combating climate change by cutting the sleeves off all my shirts
July 30, 2023 at 8:09 PM
combating climate change by cutting the sleeves off all my shirts
he's modeling efficiency he can just use this for every one of his posts now
July 30, 2023 at 8:26 PM
he's modeling efficiency he can just use this for every one of his posts now
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I believe in the church of baseball
July 28, 2023 at 10:55 PM
I believe in the church of baseball