Commodore Schmidlapp
@paroxysmic.bsky.social
Tell me not of thy teeth-tiered sharks, and thy kidnapping cannibal ways
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incredible. if a wrestler came out to this song, i would take a child's soda and throw it at them
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
incredible. if a wrestler came out to this song, i would take a child's soda and throw it at them
READY TO GO
And from the sounds of the trailer's description box and English subs, it looks like an international release might be in the works. Rad.
youtu.be/SGqE1goUG8g?...
youtu.be/SGqE1goUG8g?...
A new Kamen Rider AGITO movie│Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by TOEI TOKUSATSU WORLD OFFICIAL
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
READY TO GO
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
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Please share if you can
Anything helps. Shares and donations.
It's looking more and more like arbitration.
Anything helps. Shares and donations.
It's looking more and more like arbitration.
Here is the Gofundme for my car repairs. Honestly, I've been at the end of my rope for a few months now and this was a devastating blow.
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
Help me get back this thing back on the road so I can keep working to make things a little better.
gofund.me/3a33df09b
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Please share if you can
Anything helps. Shares and donations.
It's looking more and more like arbitration.
Anything helps. Shares and donations.
It's looking more and more like arbitration.
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
Why wouldn't you go for 2 there? What's the difference between 4 and 5 get you?
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Why wouldn't you go for 2 there? What's the difference between 4 and 5 get you?
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10/10 bleed out spot
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
10/10 bleed out spot
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I say this with nothing but respect:
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Isiah Whitlock Jr, best known for his role as Clay Davis on “The Wire,” has died. He was 71
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I say this with nothing but respect:
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
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This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team)
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team)
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
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It’s not just “we decided to name our company after the personification of evil.” It’s also “we decided to name our home security company after the personification of evil who was so vainly proud of his vigilance that he let his home get invaded in the most catastrophic way possible.”
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s not just “we decided to name our company after the personification of evil.” It’s also “we decided to name our home security company after the personification of evil who was so vainly proud of his vigilance that he let his home get invaded in the most catastrophic way possible.”
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Want to feel ancient?
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Their oldest kid is 15 now.
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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Holy shit this shirt
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Holy shit this shirt
Dude got Looney Tunes-levels of wrecked
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dude got Looney Tunes-levels of wrecked
I like the Prime Vision camera angle, but do we really need to use "AI analytics" to show that a free rusher off the edge is bad for the pocket? Big dude running at you with nobody in the way is bad, yeah, got that one
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I like the Prime Vision camera angle, but do we really need to use "AI analytics" to show that a free rusher off the edge is bad for the pocket? Big dude running at you with nobody in the way is bad, yeah, got that one
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Was not expecting Gavan to be on Tubi tubitv.com/series/30001...
Space Sheriff Gavan
Space Sheriff Gavan of the Galactic Union Police is deployed to the Earth to defend his mother's homeland, which has been invaded by criminals.
tubitv.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was not expecting Gavan to be on Tubi tubitv.com/series/30001...
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Only two ways the Philip Rivers return goes
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Only two ways the Philip Rivers return goes
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UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD