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getting back into samsara
outbreak of Broccoli Beak
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
outbreak of Broccoli Beak
hford says lutnick association "raises ethical questions" indeed!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
hford says lutnick association "raises ethical questions" indeed!!!
some days i deactivate and then try to catch up. labeling all your posts "thinking"
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
some days i deactivate and then try to catch up. labeling all your posts "thinking"
i am visiting the USA and it seems they choose their government via Super Bowl? in Mannheim we submit ranked choice votes on our mandated holiday?
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
i am visiting the USA and it seems they choose their government via Super Bowl? in Mannheim we submit ranked choice votes on our mandated holiday?
too may tournaments on jeopardy!!! i just want workaday geeks in mutual combat!!!
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
too may tournaments on jeopardy!!! i just want workaday geeks in mutual combat!!!
quaker confronting lutnick
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
quaker confronting lutnick
stress dream trials (have to sit for a paper inference exam, have to take a multiple choice test on some hs english book, have to remember heavensward bard rotation)
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
stress dream trials (have to sit for a paper inference exam, have to take a multiple choice test on some hs english book, have to remember heavensward bard rotation)
streaming sublimated the mystique of parsing the limewire "Bruce Springsteen - Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be.mp3" as the pearl jam last kiss cover
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
streaming sublimated the mystique of parsing the limewire "Bruce Springsteen - Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be.mp3" as the pearl jam last kiss cover
if i had legs id kick you the latest winner of the ams "hard 2 watch based on the novel stone cold bummer by manipul8" award
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
if i had legs id kick you the latest winner of the ams "hard 2 watch based on the novel stone cold bummer by manipul8" award
we used to have jobs, cash, and hope. now all we have is Sexy Rod
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
we used to have jobs, cash, and hope. now all we have is Sexy Rod
wish reuters would interview anybody doing mutual aid in MN vs the no-brain-cell people they find to say "trump should chill but i support all his policies"
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
wish reuters would interview anybody doing mutual aid in MN vs the no-brain-cell people they find to say "trump should chill but i support all his policies"
m has started like...narrating? "i want to read little critter, i sobbed" postmodern toddler
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
m has started like...narrating? "i want to read little critter, i sobbed" postmodern toddler
i think the 0 gundam is a cool design and sort of cool thematically
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
i think the 0 gundam is a cool design and sort of cool thematically
i truly think none of my 800 bosses can be challenged to read any documentation i give them, regardless of its format or simplicity. unless someone like texts them or posts a facebook reel with my documentation autoscrolling under a clip from house
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i truly think none of my 800 bosses can be challenged to read any documentation i give them, regardless of its format or simplicity. unless someone like texts them or posts a facebook reel with my documentation autoscrolling under a clip from house
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i need the birth rate to go down so my wife and all her friends have fewer stressful days at work
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i need the birth rate to go down so my wife and all her friends have fewer stressful days at work
what if we kissed in a curated pdf space
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
what if we kissed in a curated pdf space
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This would be a pretty funny time for it to happen. They'd have to pause the game to announce it while struggling to remain somber
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This would be a pretty funny time for it to happen. They'd have to pause the game to announce it while struggling to remain somber
Tired Man Ruminates On Criticism From 20 Years Ago
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Tired Man Ruminates On Criticism From 20 Years Ago
an old boss once levied a critique that i had no personality. stuck with me
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
an old boss once levied a critique that i had no personality. stuck with me
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Me, during my first week of college, trying to walk around without getting hit by an errant frisbee
Don’t like the quad guy. Just don’t
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Me, during my first week of college, trying to walk around without getting hit by an errant frisbee
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oh is there a Super Bowl LX Experience Presented By Jersey Mike's happening
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
oh is there a Super Bowl LX Experience Presented By Jersey Mike's happening
reliquary shrine of the patron saint of wanting a beer but not necessarily having one
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
reliquary shrine of the patron saint of wanting a beer but not necessarily having one
bro did you fall in the marketplace??
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
bro did you fall in the marketplace??