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Carolyn Kellogg
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friend just texted to report someone on Twitter is calling Nuzzi Joan Midion 😮
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ll be offline reading most of the day so I hope someone out there has a ridiculous scandal unfolding in real time that I can catch up with this evening.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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is there a Bulwer-Lytton prize for political nonfiction and if not can we start one
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Current status: 4 kittens captured, 2 acclimated and 2 sonewhat less, all at the TNR place getting neutered today. 4 out of 4 are (were?) boys.
Here's a stray kitten (the first out of 4) that I'm trying to capture, acclimate to humans, fix and rehome.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I think it is very funny that outlets keep assigning journalists who want to fuck their subjects in this scandal like we’re gonna find out Bernstein was fucking Nuzzi and WaPo is going to assign some woman who wants to fuck Bernstein and on and on like an ouroboros of cursed journalist genitals.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
3 kittens in a sink. From left: Gracie/Handsome Boy Modeling School, Belly (standing), and The Professor (black ear hiding behind).
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I know one should probably not give a kitten a feather boa from a dollar store. And yet.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This tiny black and white friend has left for his new home. The runt of the litter but the biggest sense of adventure. Goodbye little guy!
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So glad I missed the proselytizers.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The movie Fargo's woodchipper is so famous it's in the city's visitor center, next to some snacks. www.atlasobscura.com/places/fargo...
Fargo Wood Chipper
"...I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"
www.atlasobscura.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Skittle, Belly and The Professor.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Get in losers we're ruining the workplace.

Poster designed by Lois Ehlert for Manpower Temporary Services, 1979, in the collection of @cooperhewitt.org.web.brid.gy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One small kitten, slightly less feral than before
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Somehow I got a small but deep cut on the soft part of my right thumb. (Probably while building a fence). Do not recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Kitten noir.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trying to reach the lovely folks at Transit Books. Anybody got their contact info?
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Today I start a new to-do list notebook
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Trump 👏 is 👏 in 👏 the 👏 files.

Email from Epstein to Maxwell released by the Estate and House Oversight today.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I've now captured 2 of his siblibgs who are NOT pleased. Note: if a feral kitten is panic-jumping vertically up a wall, grabbing them will not make them panic less.
Here's a stray kitten (the first out of 4) that I'm trying to capture, acclimate to humans, fix and rehome.
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Here's a stray kitten (the first out of 4) that I'm trying to capture, acclimate to humans, fix and rehome.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tiny foster kitten.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A black and white kitten is temporarily imprisoned in my guest bathroom. It made a run for it as I was closing the door and zoomed around the house. So tiny! It seems barely bigger than a hampster. There are infinite places it might hide but I got lucky and it mewed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Started reading Carolyn See’s novel “Golden Days” this weekend. It’s great. And sooo relevant (self-help/influencer cults) considering it was published in 1987.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM