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Chaos by design.
Pinned
Pavilioned in neon; awash in analog synthesis.
The friggin melody that has haunted me for the last decade is the Diddy Kong's Quest theme!
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I didn't buy a Chroma Console last year and now I'm too poor to do it. Arg.
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Can someone please use AI for good and replace Jared Leto in Tron Ares with anything else.
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
What a shitty time to be alive.
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
RIP Dick Cheney. You would have loved this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Don't be evil or something.
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. “Big tech has made their choice.”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable…
www.404media.co
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
100%
Brian Cox almost looks like the leader of a synth band here...
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Microsoft: let's give our shitty apps even uglier icons
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A split diopter shot with a guy eating a banana split and another splitting his pants.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Magnificoooooo.
Jessica Lange, Sally Field, Goldie Hawn, Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Okay I want all the new Valve hardware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is a Vespasian stub, right?
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Tomagatchis be getting fresh.
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hell yes.
There’s an interview going around about AI, so before there are any questions, let me state unequivocally that BLACK PHONE 2 is 100% organic. AI was not used at any stage of the filmmaking from idea generation, research, look books, writing, onscreen images - anything. We’re old school and love it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tron 2.0 will always be the real sequel.
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm a massive Tron fan, but I'm an even massiver Not Jared Leto Fan.
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What better time to buy Selaco than now?
October 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is me all this week.
i look like i'm taking notes in this meeting but really i'm writing this
October 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One day I'll nail this shot properly.
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All I can think about this week is finishing a script, knowing full well I have no one to actually be in my movie, no location to shoot it at, and no gear to shoot it with.
October 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Remake S1mOne with her.
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.

(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
nope.avi
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM