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There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
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Unlike the banality of evil, the stupidity of evil feels new and it definitely is not. Evil just didn’t have podcasts back then.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It has genuinely been so fun watching them have so much fucking fun with be print format.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh wait I guess it is November already.

I got them to sign October. 😂

But either way it just keeps getting better each month so I'm sure it'll be a banger.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I heard she got a standing ovation and it makes me so happy
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm just imagining me talking like the sloths in zootopia
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I never thought of this particular neurotic quirk as actually functional but I think you may be onto something here
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Honestly I might start throwing in a few signed ones just to give it some variety! Or finding some fun, folksy ways to express gratitude.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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This isn’t how political momentum works! Voters gave you guys a shit ton of momentum and a handful of your colleagues were like ah well time to cave.

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3. We need to move back as soon as we can to fighting Trump, united and forceful, as the voters who gave us that big win Tuesday expect. Getting back to that fight is how we keep building momentum.
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I feel like a rude monster if I fail to thank them at each step but also I feel like an idiot saying thank you 50x in rapid succession
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm especially interested in collaborative writing projects or weird interactive art (I'm still high key dreaming of making a stupid adventure game).

Also: shows and panels for sci fi conventions.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Handsome as a dog from medieval art
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM