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@pandershirts.com
· Sep 22
Pander briefs in avocado green, cobalt blue, mustard yellow, and dark red
I don’t believe a woman who lives in this home would be too cheap to buy a theragun
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I don’t believe a woman who lives in this home would be too cheap to buy a theragun
The main character seems to be most bothered by the lack of agency, but for me it’s like… if everyone is the same person, that’s the end of communication, the end of creativity, no more media, no more stories, there’s nothing to share because it’s all already been said
Okay so I really liked episode 1 of pluribus and the concept of it, but I’m finishing episode 2 and they’re not discussing any of the things I would be talking about, and all the other non-hive mind people seem like morons
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The main character seems to be most bothered by the lack of agency, but for me it’s like… if everyone is the same person, that’s the end of communication, the end of creativity, no more media, no more stories, there’s nothing to share because it’s all already been said
Okay and the main character is a huuuuge cunt
Okay so I really liked episode 1 of pluribus and the concept of it, but I’m finishing episode 2 and they’re not discussing any of the things I would be talking about, and all the other non-hive mind people seem like morons
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Okay and the main character is a huuuuge cunt
Okay so I really liked episode 1 of pluribus and the concept of it, but I’m finishing episode 2 and they’re not discussing any of the things I would be talking about, and all the other non-hive mind people seem like morons
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Okay so I really liked episode 1 of pluribus and the concept of it, but I’m finishing episode 2 and they’re not discussing any of the things I would be talking about, and all the other non-hive mind people seem like morons
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If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
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One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
If we were moving in the right direction politically and culturally, chiropractors would be in prison
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
One time, I told my then-boyfriend's friend that chiropractic is a scam and she freaked out at me because her uncle is a chiropractor and he helps thousands of people, and then like the next day her uncle paralyzed a 14 year old from the neck down
Dreamt I was in a school shooting 👍
have to eat half a tub of icecream before bed to make sure i get the worst sleep possible
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dreamt I was in a school shooting 👍
have to eat half a tub of icecream before bed to make sure i get the worst sleep possible
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
have to eat half a tub of icecream before bed to make sure i get the worst sleep possible
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i have a solution: every agent who joined ICE or CBP after Trump's usurper election can work off the debts in a foreign salt mine
Can't wait to hear how much all of the lawsuits that come out of all of the illegal arrests are going to cost the country.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i have a solution: every agent who joined ICE or CBP after Trump's usurper election can work off the debts in a foreign salt mine
Tomorrow is the last day the sweaters on Pander are 20% off btw!
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tomorrow is the last day the sweaters on Pander are 20% off btw!
Being consistently self motivated to actually work is by far the hardest part of being self employment, wow I’m so bad at it
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Being consistently self motivated to actually work is by far the hardest part of being self employment, wow I’m so bad at it
Having a panic attack after learning Cher’s “Song for the Lonely” was dedicated to Rudy Giuliani
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Having a panic attack after learning Cher’s “Song for the Lonely” was dedicated to Rudy Giuliani
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
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me when I’m nature boy
I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
me when I’m nature boy
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
N64 cartridge sweater?
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
N64 cartridge sweater?
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damn this is rough
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
damn this is rough
The Goonies
Goon a movie
Red, White, and Royal Goon
Red, White, and Royal Goon
Goon a movie.
Goon Intentions
Goon Intentions
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Goonies
Samantha is the goal but Miranda is the reality
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Samantha is the goal but Miranda is the reality