Pander Underwear 🇵🇸
@pandershirts.com
Owner of queer store specializing in underwear, speedos, sweaters, and tees http://pandershirts.com
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸
@pandershirts.com
· Sep 22
Pander briefs in avocado green, cobalt blue, mustard yellow, and dark red
I get like hundreds of ads every day telling me I need to be making AI advertisements as a small business owner, when I know full well I would lose half my audience immediately if I did that lol
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I get like hundreds of ads every day telling me I need to be making AI advertisements as a small business owner, when I know full well I would lose half my audience immediately if I did that lol
I did too much small business stuff and now my instagram ads are all hustle bro scammers
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I did too much small business stuff and now my instagram ads are all hustle bro scammers
Small business taxes are a pain in the ass omg
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Small business taxes are a pain in the ass omg
I still don’t know what y’all are using ChatGPT for. It’s like completely useless to me
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I still don’t know what y’all are using ChatGPT for. It’s like completely useless to me
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Hairy thighs and ass really do set me over the edge 🥵
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Hairy thighs and ass really do set me over the edge 🥵
TikTok feels so dystopian. I didn’t use it anyway but Jesus Christ this kind of censorship has got to make people stop using it
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 AM
TikTok feels so dystopian. I didn’t use it anyway but Jesus Christ this kind of censorship has got to make people stop using it
I think these are gonna be cute
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I think these are gonna be cute
danny l harle has never let me down
January 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
danny l harle has never let me down
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We saw you from across the beach and we really dig your vibe ;)
(Another two @pandershirts.com speedos 😍)
(Another two @pandershirts.com speedos 😍)
January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
We saw you from across the beach and we really dig your vibe ;)
(Another two @pandershirts.com speedos 😍)
(Another two @pandershirts.com speedos 😍)
I tried the new viral pander thong
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I tried the new viral pander thong
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my boyfriend has these and a ton more underwear from you so thank you for all the good times 😇😇
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
my boyfriend has these and a ton more underwear from you so thank you for all the good times 😇😇
Pander thong in blue
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Pander thong in blue
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im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away
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oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
Gonna get everything out tomorrow!
January 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Gonna get everything out tomorrow!
Yellow jock. 2 medium sizes left!
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Yellow jock. 2 medium sizes left!
These are sooooo sold out unfortunately. Probably more in the spring??
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
These are sooooo sold out unfortunately. Probably more in the spring??
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January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I always think people wearing Helly Hansen are wearing Home Hardware
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I always think people wearing Helly Hansen are wearing Home Hardware
Omg I found 3 medium mustard yellow jocks, I thought I was out of stock for months
January 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Omg I found 3 medium mustard yellow jocks, I thought I was out of stock for months
I’m just pissed off and powerless every day
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’m just pissed off and powerless every day
Trying to sell speedos so I can afford rent while the gestapo murders people in the street and disappears kids into concentration camps
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Trying to sell speedos so I can afford rent while the gestapo murders people in the street and disappears kids into concentration camps