Pander Underwear 🇵🇸
@pandershirts.com
Owner of queer store specializing in underwear, speedos, sweaters, and tees http://pandershirts.com
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Pander Underwear 🇵🇸
@pandershirts.com
· Sep 22
Pander briefs in avocado green, cobalt blue, mustard yellow, and dark red
This is what it’s actually like, kids are calling stuff “Ai” in the way we called stuff “gay” in the 2000s
If this sounds like a fabulated child dialogue story, I invite you to come do the gingerbread house decorating activity with my kids while they fuck with each other by saying "bro sounds so AI" "bros house looks AI" etc until the icing runs out.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is what it’s actually like, kids are calling stuff “Ai” in the way we called stuff “gay” in the 2000s
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I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
Sorry, loved his tweets, didn’t realize he was sidephobic
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sorry, loved his tweets, didn’t realize he was sidephobic
When I was a teenager I learned about “Turkish oil wrestling” and then jacked off to it for like a month straight
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
When I was a teenager I learned about “Turkish oil wrestling” and then jacked off to it for like a month straight
Memory of last night is… fuzzy
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Memory of last night is… fuzzy
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
Some really interesting ideas in this essay
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Some really interesting ideas in this essay
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what are your favorite oomf-owned, queer-owned, and/or local small businesses where you’re shopping for the holidays? drop some links
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what are your favorite oomf-owned, queer-owned, and/or local small businesses where you’re shopping for the holidays? drop some links
im sorry but in the Zootopia universe, racism makes sense. Like that sloth should not be doing that job
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
im sorry but in the Zootopia universe, racism makes sense. Like that sloth should not be doing that job
I literally hate her, like SHUT UP you do not like ANYTHING
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I literally hate her, like SHUT UP you do not like ANYTHING
I’ve been calling her “Candi Station” my whole life, just realized it’s Candi Staton, her actual name, and not like a cute station of candy
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’ve been calling her “Candi Station” my whole life, just realized it’s Candi Staton, her actual name, and not like a cute station of candy
Selling A LOT of briefs with my black friday sale, but also ummm running out of some sizes
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Selling A LOT of briefs with my black friday sale, but also ummm running out of some sizes
Kinda want a turkey dinner too
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Kinda want a turkey dinner too
I don't think this show is accurate enough to use this level of reasoning. The guy in paraguay somehow thought Carol was the hivemind when she phoned, despite having the worst spanish accent I have ever heard
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't think this show is accurate enough to use this level of reasoning. The guy in paraguay somehow thought Carol was the hivemind when she phoned, despite having the worst spanish accent I have ever heard
There is no need for pluribus to be this slow paced
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There is no need for pluribus to be this slow paced
I feel like I'm driving everyone crazy with the amount of pander emails I've sent out
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I feel like I'm driving everyone crazy with the amount of pander emails I've sent out
Interior designers on YouTube are soooo pretentious and classist omg, makes me hate the whole genre
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Interior designers on YouTube are soooo pretentious and classist omg, makes me hate the whole genre
50% off a 5-pack this weekend only btw
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
50% off a 5-pack this weekend only btw
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i wasn’t gonna post it but then i realized there are a dozen pics of me in a speedo on the internet so anyways happy thanksgiving !!!! support queer artists by streaming lemonboy and buying @pandershirts.com 💕
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i wasn’t gonna post it but then i realized there are a dozen pics of me in a speedo on the internet so anyways happy thanksgiving !!!! support queer artists by streaming lemonboy and buying @pandershirts.com 💕
Hooked up with a guy I haven’t hooked up with in a long time and he asked me “how I lost the weight” so I guess I’ve lost weight
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hooked up with a guy I haven’t hooked up with in a long time and he asked me “how I lost the weight” so I guess I’ve lost weight
Waiting for Pluribus to introduce extremely intelligent hivemind newborn babies
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Waiting for Pluribus to introduce extremely intelligent hivemind newborn babies
We hate AI and we hate you
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We hate AI and we hate you
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yesterday IN THE GROUPCHAT @shane.wlm.sn asked for a pic of me wearing my new @pandershirts.com briefs and then left me on read 😔
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
yesterday IN THE GROUPCHAT @shane.wlm.sn asked for a pic of me wearing my new @pandershirts.com briefs and then left me on read 😔
There’s no sunlight
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
There’s no sunlight
Mannnn I woke up every hour all night
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Mannnn I woke up every hour all night