the gRYNch 🌙
@palebluepeach.bsky.social
Your favorite pop punk lawyer | 32 | she/her
Philly sports fiend, reader, gamer, gardener, quilter, professional arguer, pessimist. Not in that order.
current read: heir of fire by sarah j maas
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Philly sports fiend, reader, gamer, gardener, quilter, professional arguer, pessimist. Not in that order.
current read: heir of fire by sarah j maas
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2260685
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Hi, 👋 Welcome. I'm Ryn, a quilting, fantasy-reading, video-game playing, pop-punk listening, tea-drinking lawyer with a potty mouth and big dreams. If I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the moose living in my backyard. Nice to meet you.
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This summary should be illegal. He's suing because staff members assaulted him, not Jalen or a football.
Journalism is in such a sorry state right now
Journalism is in such a sorry state right now
In Week 14, Jalen Hurts scored to become the first QB to post back-to-back seasons with at least 10 rushing touchdowns.
He gave the ball to an Eagles fan.
The fan filed a lawsuit claiming false arrest, false imprisonment, assault and battery, abuse of process and negligence — all over a football.
He gave the ball to an Eagles fan.
The fan filed a lawsuit claiming false arrest, false imprisonment, assault and battery, abuse of process and negligence — all over a football.
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This summary should be illegal. He's suing because staff members assaulted him, not Jalen or a football.
Journalism is in such a sorry state right now
Journalism is in such a sorry state right now
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QUICK POLL (v important): if you had to stop for coffee at either Dunkin or Starbucks and no where else, which are you choosing?
Thanks for settling this matter for me 🙏
Thanks for settling this matter for me 🙏
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
QUICK POLL (v important): if you had to stop for coffee at either Dunkin or Starbucks and no where else, which are you choosing?
Thanks for settling this matter for me 🙏
Thanks for settling this matter for me 🙏
Jalen Hurts is my QB and I'll continue to back him. Period.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Jalen Hurts is my QB and I'll continue to back him. Period.
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The Jalen Hurts discourse is funny because Josh Allen has had MULTIPLE horrendous games and you haven’t heard shit about it. Last time I check, he doesn’t have a superbowl mvp on his resume.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The Jalen Hurts discourse is funny because Josh Allen has had MULTIPLE horrendous games and you haven’t heard shit about it. Last time I check, he doesn’t have a superbowl mvp on his resume.
Now it's -12°F
Nooooiiiiiice
Nooooiiiiiice
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Now it's -12°F
Nooooiiiiiice
Nooooiiiiiice
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This is how I’m choosing to sum up whatever the fuck we all just spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching:
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This is how I’m choosing to sum up whatever the fuck we all just spent 3 hours and 45 minutes watching:
-10°F should be illegal.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
-10°F should be illegal.
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You think if we put Becton in Patullo's seat on the plane anyone will notice? #Eagles. #FlyEaglesFly
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You think if we put Becton in Patullo's seat on the plane anyone will notice? #Eagles. #FlyEaglesFly
Tonight, I got to play lawyer AND doctor since the doctor I saw decided she didn't want to do her damn job. That's okay, babe. I'll be smart for you. Idiot.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Tonight, I got to play lawyer AND doctor since the doctor I saw decided she didn't want to do her damn job. That's okay, babe. I'll be smart for you. Idiot.
This team just can't fucking get it done.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This team just can't fucking get it done.
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Eagles defense deserves to win this. The rest of the team? Nah.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Eagles defense deserves to win this. The rest of the team? Nah.
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Defense one more time baby
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Defense one more time baby
Just threw a fit in this ER because I've been waiting for 25 minutes for simple meds. My fit worked.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just threw a fit in this ER because I've been waiting for 25 minutes for simple meds. My fit worked.
Is Landon just perpetually hurt these days?
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Is Landon just perpetually hurt these days?
Going to lose this game because our head moron refuses to fire our offensive moron.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Going to lose this game because our head moron refuses to fire our offensive moron.
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SOFI SAQUON
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
SOFI SAQUON
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i wish the offense looked as good as the defense man
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i wish the offense looked as good as the defense man
Winning this game would be cool, I think.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Winning this game would be cool, I think.
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It’s cool that the most expensive offense in the league is absolutely pissing away another year of fantastic defense.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s cool that the most expensive offense in the league is absolutely pissing away another year of fantastic defense.
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Bring. Him. Home.
a man wearing an eagles jersey is hugging another man on a field
ALT: a man wearing an eagles jersey is hugging another man on a field
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bring. Him. Home.
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The 2025 Philadelphia Eagles are a poorly coached team.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The 2025 Philadelphia Eagles are a poorly coached team.
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Jalen is a good QB. I don’t think we need to lose our minds.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jalen is a good QB. I don’t think we need to lose our minds.
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Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
Following along from an ER waiting room and all I have to say is LOL #FlyEaglesFly
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Following along from an ER waiting room and all I have to say is LOL #FlyEaglesFly