Achilles Mump
@orsonswelles.bsky.social
Shakespeare/early modern drama burnout. delco ex-pat. shy.
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what’s that boss? A Meeting? Can’t. Shoveling. Oh it’s a phone call? Can’t. Shoveling. Oh a Report due Days ago? You won’t believe this, I can’t. Shoveling.
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what’s that boss? A Meeting? Can’t. Shoveling. Oh it’s a phone call? Can’t. Shoveling. Oh a Report due Days ago? You won’t believe this, I can’t. Shoveling.
you guys it's almost time for my one (1) Guinness of the night I'm so excited
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
you guys it's almost time for my one (1) Guinness of the night I'm so excited
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Another day in Cyber Bitch City. I'm logging into the net to see if there are any jobs for a psi-ronin. There aren't any. I cut my computer in half with my mind blade. Oh fuck I have to buy a new computer now at the Neo Wal-Mart
August 23, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Another day in Cyber Bitch City. I'm logging into the net to see if there are any jobs for a psi-ronin. There aren't any. I cut my computer in half with my mind blade. Oh fuck I have to buy a new computer now at the Neo Wal-Mart
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Look man we all hate the president and America in general and his gestapo and cabal of freaks but I will NOT be stunted on by an English person
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Look man we all hate the president and America in general and his gestapo and cabal of freaks but I will NOT be stunted on by an English person
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I'm sorry. I did my best.
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I'm sorry. I did my best.
I think if this is how it ended then Marty Supreme would be a perfect movie instead of just a really good movie. what's the point of a24 being the "weird films" production company if they don't lean all the way in??
This is insane and rocks (MARTY SUPREME spoilers) gizmodo.com/marty-suprem...
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I think if this is how it ended then Marty Supreme would be a perfect movie instead of just a really good movie. what's the point of a24 being the "weird films" production company if they don't lean all the way in??
Ranger Danger?
More like Ranger... Stranger 😢
More like Ranger... Stranger 😢
Godspeed, my sweet prince
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ranger Danger?
More like Ranger... Stranger 😢
More like Ranger... Stranger 😢
update to this: he just texted me a picture of his new PC build. everyone is a fucking nerd now
putting on the Phillies game to seem more butch for the plumber
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 PM
update to this: he just texted me a picture of his new PC build. everyone is a fucking nerd now
tipping my mailman for the year so he gives me a little extra mail
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
tipping my mailman for the year so he gives me a little extra mail
me and my wife have been playing Lorelei and thr Laser Eyes and last night we both had nearly identical dreams about how to save a puzzle and WE WERE RIGHT
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
me and my wife have been playing Lorelei and thr Laser Eyes and last night we both had nearly identical dreams about how to save a puzzle and WE WERE RIGHT
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“polls still say the economy is the biggest issue…” walk and chew gum at the same time, guys. you’ve got nationwide protests, if you can’t harness that energy you’re not a leader and you’re never gonna win. republicans turn things that are far from the top of polls into rallying issues all the time.
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
“polls still say the economy is the biggest issue…” walk and chew gum at the same time, guys. you’ve got nationwide protests, if you can’t harness that energy you’re not a leader and you’re never gonna win. republicans turn things that are far from the top of polls into rallying issues all the time.
WAIT I forgot to show you guys the BEST present I got for christmas
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
WAIT I forgot to show you guys the BEST present I got for christmas
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This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
experiencing delco asmr (listening to my aunts chatting)
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
experiencing delco asmr (listening to my aunts chatting)
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mother-in-law's review of Marty Supreme: "...I don't think it's a movie I would watch again... he's a very disturbed man."
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
mother-in-law's review of Marty Supreme: "...I don't think it's a movie I would watch again... he's a very disturbed man."
mother-in-law's review of Marty Supreme: "...I don't think it's a movie I would watch again... he's a very disturbed man."
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
mother-in-law's review of Marty Supreme: "...I don't think it's a movie I would watch again... he's a very disturbed man."
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Phillies are making a ton of “I can fix him” signings
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Phillies are making a ton of “I can fix him” signings
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skill issue sorry you’re a fuckin loser have you considered you’re the problem
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
skill issue sorry you’re a fuckin loser have you considered you’re the problem
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DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DON DRAPER: Magic isn't just about being a wizard - It's about being a magician. It's a performance. Every card should delight the player ... and their opponent.
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
PETE: Here's an idea - no blue cards. Only fruits play blue anyway.
LANE: back at exeter it was quite common to splash blue
PETE: See?
feeding myself a steady stream of Jude Law pictures to be okay with my hairline
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
feeding myself a steady stream of Jude Law pictures to be okay with my hairline
I took my wife's last name when we got married, and we just got our first ever Christmas card addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [my first name] [her last name]" from someone in HER family. real win/loss day for feminism in our household
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I took my wife's last name when we got married, and we just got our first ever Christmas card addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [my first name] [her last name]" from someone in HER family. real win/loss day for feminism in our household
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Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
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Using gen ai for text and asset placeholders is not solving a problem; games have been made for decades with regular placeholders. studios using AI this way are just testing the water to see what more they can get away with - which will inevitably mean laying off skilled workers, to make worse games
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Using gen ai for text and asset placeholders is not solving a problem; games have been made for decades with regular placeholders. studios using AI this way are just testing the water to see what more they can get away with - which will inevitably mean laying off skilled workers, to make worse games
nothing like the rush of having two beers at the work function and then worrying the entire walk home if you said goodbye weird
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
nothing like the rush of having two beers at the work function and then worrying the entire walk home if you said goodbye weird
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