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🍏🏴‍☠️Envy🏳️‍⚧️🏁
@originalbrat.bsky.social
They/Them
Trans woman, vegan, anarchist, junglist, #1 Predecessor hater.

I own a Mini Cooper and Hate My Mini Cooper.
Pinned
"Don't take the bait."

Dem messaging has transcended party lines!???
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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NEWS: Marco Rubio is telling Trump we are holding negotiations with Cuba, yet no such talks are happening.

To lie to the president like this would be a defining scandal in any other administration. Story w/ Noah Kulwin (X: @nkulw) and José Luis Granados Ceja (X: @GranadosCeja)
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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big news for all the cowards out there
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Piraguas are a delicious street food treat in PR, basically like a shave ice

They're always sold from brightly colored carts
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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You have not lived until you've drunk from a fresh coconut

Absolutely ubiquitous in Puerto Rico
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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First song was "Tití Me Preguntó" as I successfully predicted today at lunch when a guy working in the restaurant saw my Bad Bunny t-shirt and asked which one I thought would be first
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Even this font is giving postcolonial Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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First shot: sugarcane

The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times

Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i literally know more about life having survived sui attempts, addictions, and transitioning

i literally know more than you fuckers

that's unchangeable in my mind, i feel it and i fucking know it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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We did not get the faceoff on TV, very quick play
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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A female gray wolf was spotted in Los Angeles County over the weekend. This marks the first documented wolf in the area in at least a century.

With an estimated 60 wolves currently living in CA, her presence offers real hope for the continued return of wolves to the state.

🔗 https://bit.ly/403A8Yk
A wolf has come to Los Angeles County for the first time in more than a century
Around 6 a.m. Saturday, the 3-year-old female arrived in the mountains north of Santa Clarita, as tracked by a GPS collar.
www.latimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
men aren't allowed to discuss charli xcx unless they're gay.

you other mfers are weird.
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.

No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.

Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?

No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
addiction is fun because once you're clean you have people telling you it's not that serious and you just have a skill issue or it's not that bad and more people should do it or the things which ruined your body in multiple ways actually didn't ruin your body at all and your pain is just made up :)
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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"Law enforcement refusing to investigate a crime scene because it would prove the president is lying about it is the sort of thing that tends to happen in failed and failing states. Time will tell how well that ends up describing us."
Good Bunny. Bad Super Bowl. Defund ICE.
Political lessons from the wide world of sports. And music.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
blocking people younger than me who have not survived being an alcoholic is self care

blocking people younger than me who have not survived being an alcoholic is self care

blocking people younger than me who have not survived being an alcoholic is self care

blocking people younger than me who ha-
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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During freezing temperatures in Port Arthur, Texas, a 61-year-old homeless man was found dead in his wheelchair outside a convenience store.

He was wearing a hospital gown and no shoes. Authorities say he had been released from a hospital the previous day.

This is a diseased society.
'What's wrong with the world?' Man in wheelchair found dead outside in freezing temps
The 61-year-old man had been released from a hospital the day before.
news4sanantonio.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:

- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown

This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
the concept of needing a take or opinion for everything has had terrible consequences for society

you can be dumb on some shit, it's totally fine
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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The story of Icarus often points out the folly of striving to reach too far. We never discuss the other warning Daedalus bestows upon us: how flying too low will drown you in a sea of complacency.
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
y'all can just not comment on shit y'all know that right?

or check my profile out to see if i'm takin' the piss?

like fuck's sake i'm the possibly autistic one over here fuck's sake y'all take shit too seriously
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM