Fuckjitsu Expert
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DOJ left vs right violence.pdf
drive.google.com
For anyone who would like it, I was finally able to find my copy of the DOJ report detailing left wing versus right wing terrorism and the gross disparity between the two. Here’s a Google Drive link:
drive.google.com/file/d/1qUZM...
I think that any ICE action could be added to this list.
drive.google.com/file/d/1qUZM...
I think that any ICE action could be added to this list.
Hey #saltlakecity here’s a license plate used by #ICE make sure they feel extra uncomfortable in public while they’re here
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hey #saltlakecity here’s a license plate used by #ICE make sure they feel extra uncomfortable in public while they’re here
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Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
January 28, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Literally just two years of absolutely relentless trials. Total house-cleaning of the billionaire and shareholder class.
This is my office today
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This is my office today
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Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
January 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Estate sale: ... handgun, only fired once ...
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Go back to twitter
Why did he have a gun?????
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Go back to twitter
lol looks like @nytimes.com finall found at least one testicle
years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
lol looks like @nytimes.com finall found at least one testicle
lol nerds saw this scene from Blade Runner 2049 and said “yes this is the future we want”
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
lol nerds saw this scene from Blade Runner 2049 and said “yes this is the future we want”
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i want a “we talked to these people in a diner” story where the reporter just makes shit up. what do you think about donald trumps plan to dig a tunnel to china? do you agree with trumps initiative to turn the moon into a jurassic park?
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i want a “we talked to these people in a diner” story where the reporter just makes shit up. what do you think about donald trumps plan to dig a tunnel to china? do you agree with trumps initiative to turn the moon into a jurassic park?
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If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.
finn is ready to go at the end of the day
January 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
finn is ready to go at the end of the day
@edzitron.com very surreal dystopian moment listening to yall talk about useless wearables that no one wants while I drive past a long line outside of a food pantry. Can’t feed people, but we do have plenty of money to create useless AI knicknacks. capitalism clearly working as intended.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
@edzitron.com very surreal dystopian moment listening to yall talk about useless wearables that no one wants while I drive past a long line outside of a food pantry. Can’t feed people, but we do have plenty of money to create useless AI knicknacks. capitalism clearly working as intended.
This lines up with something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. It reminds me of the end of the Merlin movie with Sam Neil, where are the heroes defeat the villain sorceress by simply not believing in her. /1
Elon Musk is a profoundly dangerous person, and the risks he presents should be taken very seriously... but his power is also derived almost entirely from attention and being treated as a serious person, so it's important not to do that
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This lines up with something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. It reminds me of the end of the Merlin movie with Sam Neil, where are the heroes defeat the villain sorceress by simply not believing in her. /1
Cutting bowtie joints on the bandsaw
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Cutting bowtie joints on the bandsaw
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tim robinson yelling “one piece of chicken one piece of broccoli one corn tortilla and one other thing” into a drive thru speaker
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
tim robinson yelling “one piece of chicken one piece of broccoli one corn tortilla and one other thing” into a drive thru speaker
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
“I’ve never been in one of these”
“Yeah well I’ve never been with two girls at one time before but you can bet when that day comes, I’ll make it work”
I swear that line is delivered absolutely perfectly
“Yeah well I’ve never been with two girls at one time before but you can bet when that day comes, I’ll make it work”
I swear that line is delivered absolutely perfectly
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“I’ve never been in one of these”
“Yeah well I’ve never been with two girls at one time before but you can bet when that day comes, I’ll make it work”
I swear that line is delivered absolutely perfectly
“Yeah well I’ve never been with two girls at one time before but you can bet when that day comes, I’ll make it work”
I swear that line is delivered absolutely perfectly
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ICE. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 AM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ICE. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
The age of different trees that were used to make these two by fours
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The age of different trees that were used to make these two by fours
I cannot emphasize enough how true this is. We have all the resources we need to solve our problems. We are where we are due to stagnant, atrophied, visionless leadership.
We could have paid teachers at any time.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I cannot emphasize enough how true this is. We have all the resources we need to solve our problems. We are where we are due to stagnant, atrophied, visionless leadership.
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
Really loose construction standards for this floating floor system
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Really loose construction standards for this floating floor system
there’s a lot of wiggle room in carpentry for means and methods, but this is objectively wrong
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
there’s a lot of wiggle room in carpentry for means and methods, but this is objectively wrong
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this is insane, just gangs of armed masked men ripping innocent people from their cars with the full protection of the federal government
for no reason other than payback for the way the area votes
for no reason other than payback for the way the area votes
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
this is insane, just gangs of armed masked men ripping innocent people from their cars with the full protection of the federal government
for no reason other than payback for the way the area votes
for no reason other than payback for the way the area votes