@operator-tom.bsky.social
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someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
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we will solve this problem
Isn't @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social heading in this direction for a show? Maybe they can solve the mystery Scooby-Doo style!
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social #TheCCUPisser.
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social #TheCCUPisser.
Mysterious man ‘peeing’ all over CCU’s campus. Can ‘detective’ stop the flow?
The anonymous urinator has been gaining attention online as social media tries to guess where they will strike next.
www.myrtlebeachonline.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
we will solve this problem
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[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
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okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
Kyler Murray went 42-0 in 42 high school games. He's now 0-8 in his last eight games against the Seahawks.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Kyler Murray falls to 2-9 vs. Seahawks, with eight straight losses
In his only 42 high school football games, quarterback Kyler Murray went 42-0.
www.nbcsports.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
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When this is all over anyone who ever worked for ICE needs to show up on maps for the rest of their lives the way sex offenders currently do
September 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When this is all over anyone who ever worked for ICE needs to show up on maps for the rest of their lives the way sex offenders currently do
@eliotetc.bsky.social I still have no idea what this does but they congratulate you for doing. I guess there’s a leaderboard and however far up you are on it decides how many algorithms your video gets presented to (only my speculation)
September 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@eliotetc.bsky.social I still have no idea what this does but they congratulate you for doing. I guess there’s a leaderboard and however far up you are on it decides how many algorithms your video gets presented to (only my speculation)
Owning an maintaining a strip shopping center in South Carolina (our family lives in VA)
Anyone else have an uncle with a nearly superhuman fixation on an obscure hobby who is *definitely* over 50?
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Owning an maintaining a strip shopping center in South Carolina (our family lives in VA)
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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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I think Disney might be more ok with this regime than we’re letting on
September 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think Disney might be more ok with this regime than we’re letting on
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i know i have sports brain because every time i hear someone called a man of faith i expect to immediately hear an excuse for something wild and see a nick castellanos home run
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i know i have sports brain because every time i hear someone called a man of faith i expect to immediately hear an excuse for something wild and see a nick castellanos home run
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Shy may be Super Earth’s strongest Helldiver, but I was strategically designed for this bug-centric update.
September 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Shy may be Super Earth’s strongest Helldiver, but I was strategically designed for this bug-centric update.
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Setting aside the deflection and tone-deafness, this is just not even true about football! Every football team at every level spends the morning after a game watching the game film and pointing out in excruciating detail every individual fuckup on every play in front of the whole team.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott uses a football analogy to explain why he isn't placing blame for flood response: "Every football team makes mistakes ... The way winners talk is not to point fingers."
July 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Setting aside the deflection and tone-deafness, this is just not even true about football! Every football team at every level spends the morning after a game watching the game film and pointing out in excruciating detail every individual fuckup on every play in front of the whole team.
It takes 2hr 21min to drive from Bethesda, Maryland to Starfield, Virginia. Todd Howard, you mad man!
April 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It takes 2hr 21min to drive from Bethesda, Maryland to Starfield, Virginia. Todd Howard, you mad man!
Live music, March Madness, beer. Contentment is easy if you try
March 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Live music, March Madness, beer. Contentment is easy if you try
Hour before close and I’m the only driver in the store (my customer are insane)
a man in armor with the words so it begins
ALT: a man in armor with the words so it begins
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hour before close and I’m the only driver in the store (my customer are insane)
Had to change my moms flat tire on my day off. She better not say anything about the gift card coming for Mother’s Day
March 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Had to change my moms flat tire on my day off. She better not say anything about the gift card coming for Mother’s Day