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Onii-Chad
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Dumping grounds for my insane ideas🏳️‍⚧️

A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️‍⚧️
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Putting a book cover on my BL light novel that makes it look like I’m reading Mein Kampf so people on the subway don’t report me to the gestapo
Epstein didn’t kill himself. It was an estrogen overdose
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Forget about yo girlfriend and meet me at the brotel
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Fuck my stupid rephon life
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Wake yo ass up cuz it’s time to go beast mode
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I think the biggest message the youth are missing these days is that not everyone needs to smoke loud. I will be smoking that loud, but not everyone needs to
January 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
So are you boy nonbinary or girl nonbinary?
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
They’re called ghost peppers because when you eat them your mouth gets left on red
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Frutiger Aero tramp stamp
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
When I go to my burrito place now they don’t wrap the food in tin foil anymore they wrap it in paper because they know if they give me tin foil I’ll smoke it outside of their restaurant and scare customers
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Hawk tuah was the compromise
January 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The gen in Genesis stands for estroGen
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I go to a TikTok viral cupcake shop as soon as they open. I order and I sit down, lean my phone against the wall, and film myself. I take the wrapper off each cupcake and eat them for 4 minutes without pause. I swallow. Then, i proclaim, “this doesn’t taste very good. No one should come here.”
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Do you think would be disrespectful and/or morally wrong to wear this to the function? Asking for a friend
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I have elite balls knowledge
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Know the difference 👇🏻
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Smoking tin foil. Not with drugs or anything just inhaling that shit
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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mr gorbachev, beat the pussy up beat the beat the pussy up
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Guy who thinks “ropefuel” is jack off material to help you blast ropes
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Diddybluds DNI please and thank you
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The nazis will never take away my silly little words
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
She say do u luh me
I tell her on the potty
Can’t hear u from here girl
It’s too far, I’m sorry
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
If you could pick one conspiracy theory and have it be true, what would you pick? I would pick global homo because i actually want that to happen
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM