crab ⭐
@onelasttango.bsky.social
25 // he/they // wes/crab // fuck it we ball
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It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's that time of the year again 🥰⛄❄️
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November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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OMG YEAH. one of my favorite images
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
OMG YEAH. one of my favorite images
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November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Could it be… he ate a whole turkey today?
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November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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otherworldly forces speak through me
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
otherworldly forces speak through me
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observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa
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You know kermits pussy fat as hell. Like two lime slices in a sock.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
You know kermits pussy fat as hell. Like two lime slices in a sock.
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Before committing to the bit, be sure to dig two graves
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Before committing to the bit, be sure to dig two graves
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le funny sonic-swap
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
le funny sonic-swap
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hello viera players. did you know that. uhhh. did u know. that. uhhhhh
a hand is holding a small rabbit with a play button on its thumb
ALT: a hand is holding a small rabbit with a play button on its thumb
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November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hello viera players. did you know that. uhhh. did u know. that. uhhhhh
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A Hunter is a hunter, even in a dream
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A Hunter is a hunter, even in a dream
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i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
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i was talkin' about the whole npc dialogue thing earlier n came across this gem
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i was talkin' about the whole npc dialogue thing earlier n came across this gem