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A good bro 😎
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“I think you’re in my seat”
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Happening now near Canal Street, federal agents had been staging inside a fed owned parking garage, now being confronted by a group of protesters. masked agents are looking on from above.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Did it. I haven’t subscribed since college. I think sent them a check. In the mail.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Even the turkey pardons are for sale.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A good man serves everyone before himself. Zohran is a good man. Happy Thanksgiving!
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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sink to rise no more
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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According to the documents, FBI personnel clocked in a total of 4,737 hours of overtime between January and July. Of that, more than 70% occurred during the month of March while personnel reviewed the Epstein files, the documents show.
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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We are going to a diner in Lagos to find out what real Americans actually think about the Democrats.
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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And all this is happening because some womanizing drunk didn't like it when JAG lawyers prosecuted his unit for shooting prisoners in the back...it will take a hundred new laws too specific for even SCOTUS to misinterpret to build the guardrails we didn't know we needed till these scum arrived.
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Predator was the first thing I thought of. Look, normal men do not want to “force open your mouth” or any of that other stuff. I imagine if he thinks she will be attracted to that he has a major dangerous psychological abnormality.
The guy in charge of our nation’s health…
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
One thing about this is it says he was released from the Caldwell County jail. This whole thing took place in Mecklenburg County. Caldwell is in the mountains and goes all the way to Blowing Rock. Maybe that is where federal jail inmates go? It is the Western District court but that’s in Charlotte.
"After federal immigration officers in Charlotte saw a man taking photos of them, they chased him nearly 2 miles down a main road and made plans to “smash” into him, video played in court Thursday showed. They broke his window, charged him with a federal felony and accused him of assaulting them."
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I think what pisses me off most about this are the men in the press pool just standing there with their dick in their hand and trump's balls in their mouth after he said this.
Like, what the fuck???
Despicable
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Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
Despicable
The bully-in-chief is targeting women in the White House press corps
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The internet allowed every village idiot to find each other online, instead of being siloed into obscurity
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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NEW: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. They're given addresses, vehicles, told to monitor the target. That information then goes back up to ICE. These are not licensed private investigators; members of the public

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Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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ICE/CBP kidnapping a teenager in Pineville, NC (11/15/25)
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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During an abduction patrol in Asheville, North Carolina, ICE and CBP GOONS chained a group of individuals together. Additionally, masked goons prevented concerned neighbors from obtaining the individuals’ information to contact their families. (November 15, 2026)
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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US Citizen Violently Detained, Window Smashed During Morning Stop in Charlotte, NC
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Protesters have gathered in Uptown Charlotte to speak out against Border Patrol earlier today.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Another video from Charlotte, NC. Property owners scare off federal agents after they question a man putting up Christmas lights.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“Any preacher who tells you God doesn’t care if you intervene is lying to you.” -Kate Murphy is pastor at The Grove Presbyterian Church in Charlotte and author of “Lost, Hidden, Small.”
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November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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