Ominous Pooltoy 🔞
@ominouspooltoy.ing
Squeaky pooltoy, maker of music.
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
🏳️⚧️♀️
Permanently puppybrained,
Permanently soggy.
VERY NSFW
MINORS GTFO!
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Me traveling to an uncontacted village to show them this
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me traveling to an uncontacted village to show them this
You like pooltoys? :3
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You like pooltoys? :3
You ever have a dream that randomly switches between 1st and 3rd person and it's really discombobulating, like "IDC that some dude I met for 5 seconds on Friday is trying to forcibly give me a piggyback through Las Vegas, just make the camera thing stop!
(Fuck, that was random)
(Fuck, that was random)
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
You ever have a dream that randomly switches between 1st and 3rd person and it's really discombobulating, like "IDC that some dude I met for 5 seconds on Friday is trying to forcibly give me a piggyback through Las Vegas, just make the camera thing stop!
(Fuck, that was random)
(Fuck, that was random)
I knew Papyrus font was evil...
what have you done
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I knew Papyrus font was evil...
They'd have to pay me to download this shit.
Fuck Rowling and everything she stands for.
Fuck Rowling and everything she stands for.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They'd have to pay me to download this shit.
Fuck Rowling and everything she stands for.
Fuck Rowling and everything she stands for.
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It also costs $0 to shovel the contents of your racist neighbours trash into your pockets, it doesn't mean you should do it just because they threw it on the street in front of you
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It also costs $0 to shovel the contents of your racist neighbours trash into your pockets, it doesn't mean you should do it just because they threw it on the street in front of you
Blueberry juice
Carrot purée
Dandruff
Estrogen
Feline testicular extract
Gold leaf
Holy water
Irish soil
JK Rowling's tears
Kangaroo extract
Lettuce powder
Melatonin
Nightshade extract
Oregano
Pangolin sperm
Quail eggs
Rat poison
Spironolactone
The Sun
UGG boots
Valium
Water
X-rays
Yogurt
Zoology
Carrot purée
Dandruff
Estrogen
Feline testicular extract
Gold leaf
Holy water
Irish soil
JK Rowling's tears
Kangaroo extract
Lettuce powder
Melatonin
Nightshade extract
Oregano
Pangolin sperm
Quail eggs
Rat poison
Spironolactone
The Sun
UGG boots
Valium
Water
X-rays
Yogurt
Zoology
US Fake Potatoes with...
*unrolls a 25 mile long roll of paper with ingredients.*
Let's start with the A's shall we? *puts on reading glasses*
Artificial Arsenic...
*unrolls a 25 mile long roll of paper with ingredients.*
Let's start with the A's shall we? *puts on reading glasses*
Artificial Arsenic...
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Blueberry juice
Carrot purée
Dandruff
Estrogen
Feline testicular extract
Gold leaf
Holy water
Irish soil
JK Rowling's tears
Kangaroo extract
Lettuce powder
Melatonin
Nightshade extract
Oregano
Pangolin sperm
Quail eggs
Rat poison
Spironolactone
The Sun
UGG boots
Valium
Water
X-rays
Yogurt
Zoology
Carrot purée
Dandruff
Estrogen
Feline testicular extract
Gold leaf
Holy water
Irish soil
JK Rowling's tears
Kangaroo extract
Lettuce powder
Melatonin
Nightshade extract
Oregano
Pangolin sperm
Quail eggs
Rat poison
Spironolactone
The Sun
UGG boots
Valium
Water
X-rays
Yogurt
Zoology
Sometimes, things are better out of context...
wait we do bones now??
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sometimes, things are better out of context...
I knew lesbians were cool
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I knew lesbians were cool
Uninstalled this as soon as I noticed it.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Uninstalled this as soon as I noticed it.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
If I need an image censoring, I'll do it myself. Don't need daddy Google trying to do it for me.
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(Sometime in the mid 80s)
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
(Sometime in the mid 80s)
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
Me: "That girl is dressed like a boy"
"Some girls like to dress like that. They're called tomboys."
"What's it called when boys want to dress like girls?"
(Room temperature drops sharply)
"Boys. Don't. Want. To."
"........oh"
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Wow! You can just hire support dogs that come right to your home? Wow how conve- What are they doing?👀💨
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Wow! You can just hire support dogs that come right to your home? Wow how conve- What are they doing?👀💨
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
#ABDL #Diaperfur #Diaper #DiaperArt #Furry
How in the actual fuck did the price of 32GB of DDR5 ALMOST QUADRUPLE in less than a year?
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How in the actual fuck did the price of 32GB of DDR5 ALMOST QUADRUPLE in less than a year?
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
The kit I bought in April for £85 is now going for almost £400.
Sentient pooltoy with sex holes
Discuss.
Discuss.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sentient pooltoy with sex holes
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Oh oh.... the kobold now looks shiny......
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh oh.... the kobold now looks shiny......
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Emergency commissions open
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Emergency commissions open
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
I'm 300 dollars short on rent and it's due today
( Can't afford to be late again )
$80 for 1 character simple background ( please know I'm currently working on other commissions so they might take a bit )
Well the big words aren't too surprising...
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Well the big words aren't too surprising...
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
But how the heck is "Linux" bigger than "soggy"!?
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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Listen it's completely unfair I should be expected to clean up after others! I am entitled to be cleaned up after as Prince of this kingdom!!
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Listen it's completely unfair I should be expected to clean up after others! I am entitled to be cleaned up after as Prince of this kingdom!!
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
(Art by the wonderful and talented @fructoruu.bsky.social )
N E E D .
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
N E E D .
I think it's about time we stopped basing our entire online presence around US websites.
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
What frustrates me about this bullshit is that DESPITE NOT LIVING IN THE USA, *MY* internet experience will be affected by it because conservatives in the USA won't take a fucking second to ACTUALLY BE A PARENT AND MONITOR THEIR KID'S INTERNET USAGE
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think it's about time we stopped basing our entire online presence around US websites.
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
Surely Canada or Western Europe has some tech tycoons who aren't completely batshit?
At this point, I'm convinced The Onion isn't satire... It's a warning.
these kids are adults now and would be raising kids of their own if they didn't keep disappearing
youtu.be/ssjokgx0pUQ
youtu.be/ssjokgx0pUQ
Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
At this point, I'm convinced The Onion isn't satire... It's a warning.
Fatal Peepee
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fatal Peepee
I just lost a companion today.
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I just lost a companion today.
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025
One that was with me through the hardest times in my life and some of the best.
Always there to give hugs, always leaving fur on literally every surface she touched.
Now she can spread fur amongst the clouds.
Fly high, stinky. I love you.
Marbles the Cat
2013-2025