Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
@zorotl.bsky.social
I have a blue house
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
With a blue window
Blue is the colour of all that I wear
Blue are the streets
And all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Pinned
FedEx is literally the only customer support line that has hung up on me.
And it has done this twice.
And it has done this twice.
Why is it so hard to get info on where a package was being sent by FedEx?
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
FedEx is literally the only customer support line that has hung up on me.
And it has done this twice.
And it has done this twice.
Why is it so hard to get info on where a package was being sent by FedEx?
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why is it so hard to get info on where a package was being sent by FedEx?
Everyone's glasses are crooked. Everyone.
How do I stop seeing it?
How do I stop seeing it?
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Everyone's glasses are crooked. Everyone.
How do I stop seeing it?
How do I stop seeing it?
"Jesus why does this over a kilowatt??? Wtf Nvidia!" - man who didn't realize he was trying to put 2 5070ti and a 5080 card on the same computer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"Jesus why does this over a kilowatt??? Wtf Nvidia!" - man who didn't realize he was trying to put 2 5070ti and a 5080 card on the same computer.
What everyone complaining about trans people existing looks like
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What everyone complaining about trans people existing looks like
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Blucy in the Sky with Diamonds
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Blucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Using "back in the day" for historical events.
"Back in the day, people would get food at a local thermopolium, then watch gladiator combat"
"Back in the day, people would get food at a local thermopolium, then watch gladiator combat"
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Using "back in the day" for historical events.
"Back in the day, people would get food at a local thermopolium, then watch gladiator combat"
"Back in the day, people would get food at a local thermopolium, then watch gladiator combat"
Randomly remembered a thing my operating systems professor told me
Me: "what if a program refuses to release resources?"
Professor: "then you smack it with rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy"
Me: "what if a program refuses to release resources?"
Professor: "then you smack it with rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy"
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Randomly remembered a thing my operating systems professor told me
Me: "what if a program refuses to release resources?"
Professor: "then you smack it with rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy"
Me: "what if a program refuses to release resources?"
Professor: "then you smack it with rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy"
Does ACAB include Inspector Gadget?
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Does ACAB include Inspector Gadget?
Nobody talks about timeshares anymore. Are they finally all gone?
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nobody talks about timeshares anymore. Are they finally all gone?
As someone with ADHD, my death will likely be from me forgetting to live.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
As someone with ADHD, my death will likely be from me forgetting to live.
Reposted by Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time
Reposted by Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
I am the dog walker and you are my bitches, declares the lord.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am the dog walker and you are my bitches, declares the lord.
I'm gonna burp your radishes
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm gonna burp your radishes
Reposted by Zorotlekuykauo Sushik IV
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
Thought of a punchline but no joke.
Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit
Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Thought of a punchline but no joke.
Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit
Benjamin Franklin with a ballpoint pen: holy shit
Read a recipe that was like "This store bought lemonade is only 15% juice. Gross and unhealthy. So anyway my recipe is 1 part lemon juice to 5 parts water and 1 part simple syrup."
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Read a recipe that was like "This store bought lemonade is only 15% juice. Gross and unhealthy. So anyway my recipe is 1 part lemon juice to 5 parts water and 1 part simple syrup."
I think dandelions are more revolution coded than roses.
Look how defiant it is.
Look how defiant it is.
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think dandelions are more revolution coded than roses.
Look how defiant it is.
Look how defiant it is.
Number 69: the nut weevil.
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Number 69: the nut weevil.
If Daikatana gets remastered, I hope we get a full page magazine ad that says "John Romero wants to make amends".
October 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If Daikatana gets remastered, I hope we get a full page magazine ad that says "John Romero wants to make amends".
"they couldn't beat this information out of me". im confessing to shit I didn't even do if I'm at risk of a beating.
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"they couldn't beat this information out of me". im confessing to shit I didn't even do if I'm at risk of a beating.
The one and only thing I miss about a macbook, is that if you can't see your mouse cursor, you can shake the mouse around and the cursor gets massive. Really nice.
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The one and only thing I miss about a macbook, is that if you can't see your mouse cursor, you can shake the mouse around and the cursor gets massive. Really nice.