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Malaclypse the Fetus
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But have you ever Given Thanks... on Weed?
John Stewart in that one scene from Half Baked where he keeps asking if somebody has ever tried stuff... on weed??????
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Anna and Katherine are both very smart and have written many pieces I have learned a lot from over many years. Unfortunately this is how I learned Ryan Lizza is trying very hard to ruin everybody's Thanksgiving.
3 posts from my Skyline. Anna Merlan: Okay well that all would be catastrophically bad actually Anna Merlan: For everyone including the guy who sat on this for six months?? Katherine Trendacosta: I swear to God, he must think she's gonna reveal something about him in the book that she used to keep him quiet before. Because what the fuck is happening here?"
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
The Pope sings Soul Man by Sam & Dave
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Mother Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean What they say
Mother
Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life?
Can you hide them from the waiting world?
Oh mother
Pope Leo rocking the mic singing Mother by Danzig
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Did this for you.
A still of Grima Wormtongue saying I told you to take his staff! It is captioned with Grima labeled Stephen Miller.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This really recontextualizes this photo in all the worst possible ways.
A photo of a 15 year old Ivanka with Donald, she is leaning against him/half sitting on his lap as he sits on an architectural sculpture depicting 2 parrots (are the parrots actually fucking how did I miss this detail for the last 10 years?)
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Recently for me is not recent, I just binged like 3 years of Superman... and I was slightly mistaken... it was the Absolute Power Super Son one shot, and technically I think it is a Mean Girl version of Galaxy in Jon's head as he works through in security about being corrupted by Braniac Queen.
A page from Absolute Power: Super Son. Jon Kent is in the middle of a battle with a psychic imprint Braniac Queen left in him when she possessed him. Dreamer, currently only alive in Jon's dream is talking with Galaxy on the roof about Jon's behavior. Galaxy is cooly eating pizza, claiming he takes on the bad guys alone not to protect his friends but to get all the glory. I am pretty sure this is just Jon's own insecurity manifesting in his dreamscape because Galaxy is one of his closest friends.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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With Alt Text for folks who cannot read the pictured sign.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari sits outside the Speakers office at a folding table. She is wearing a coat over a black top. A poster board taped to her table says "Mike Johnson is starving families and gutting Healthcare to cover up the Epstein Files." There is then a solid line, beneath the line, in all caps, "CHANGE MY MIND"
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Hah! @lukesteuber.com
Two posts from my Skyline. The first is a news story about Mexican nuns being part of a vital conservation effort to save an endangered salamander species. The second post is from Luke. He says "mood" and then posts a still from the Simpsons where what appears to be a strung out Lisa Simpson says "I am the Lizard Queen!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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The High Evolutionary with a speech bubble added so he appears to be saying the quoted post.
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The Kree Supreme Intelligence with a speech bubble so it appears it is saying the quoted Tweet.
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The Shi Ar Empress Lilandra Neremani with a speech bubble so it looks like she is saying the quoted tweet.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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With Alt Text.

It takes like 2 seconds to use your phone to auto copy text from an image for this...
CANYON COUNTY, Idaho - The FBI issued an updated statement on Wednesday after Idaho News 6 questioned the agency's denial that children were zip-tied during a federal raid at a horse track in Wilder on Oct. 19. Earlier, an FBI public affairs officer sent an email to Idaho News 6 stating, "Reports suggesting children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets during the October 19 FBI-led operation in Wilder are completely false. During coverage of the raid, Idaho News 6 obtained a photo showing a 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties. The newsroom sent the image to the FBI in response to the initial statement. READ MORE | Canyon County sheriff calls DHS statement on Wilder raid "false and misleading" The FBI later replied with an "updated statement" that said, "Reports suggesting young children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets during the October 19 FBI-led operation in Wilder are completely false." Idaho News 6 followed up to clarify what age is defined as a "young child," but has yet to hear back. This story will be updated as more information becomes available.
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A tortoise shell cat basks in a sunbeam. She is laying on a makeshift bed from a towel spread over some boxes. The sun streams through the window to land on her. Her face is turned directly towards the sun and her eyes are closed. Her white chin is barely visible and she looks very at peace.
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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A slightly edited for privacy screenshot of my weather app which shows it is currently 66 and we expect a high of 82 this afternoon which is basically Perfect Florida Weather.
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Here is the quoted post with poster identity removed to avoid stress over who said it.
i don't want to say that i know for sure that platner is a bad drunk but a guy who identifies as a Man of Violence and has a history of extremely bad judgment while loaded is going to have a worse story than a bad skull tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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What if the real cause of the male fertility problem the MAHAs are freaking out about was not enough government oversight of health supplements all along?

futurism.com/future-socie...

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
One medical review found that “long-term [lead] exposure of adults can result in decreased performance in some tests of cognitive performance that measure functions of the nervous system.” Specifically, the study suggests a link between long-term lead exposure to blood disorders like anaemia, increased blood pressure, reduced fertility in males, as well as damage to kidneys and the nervous system. Cadmium, meanwhile, has been linked to cumulative nervous system damage, which increases risk for neurological disorders. “The nervous system is particularly vulnerable to prolonged, low-dose cadmium exposure,” one study found. The title and lead of Consumer Reports story about all the protein powders they tested Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead Protein supplements are wildly popular, but CR’s tests of 23 products found that more than two-thirds of them contain more lead in a single serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day Paris Martineau, Consumer Reports Deputy, Special Projects, Content Impact and Outreach By Paris Martineau Investigative Reporter The title and plug for the Futurism article I quoted and linked to that delves more specifically into Huel, one of the brands in the Consumer Reports study Tech Bros Have Been Accidentally Poisoning Themselves With Severe Brain Toxins for Years Uh oh. Joe Wilkins Avatar By Joe Wilkins
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Is there any sourcing on this besides these Resistance Grifters and the reaction Tweet from Gavin's online staffers? The sources being all anonymous and going straight to MT, combined with what they are claiming, has my doubt meter red-lining. But if there is truth to this, that could be quite bad!
A meidstouch post where they show Gavin Newsome responding to their news story with nothing but anonymous sources claiming a Marine parade will shut down parts of I5 and potentially launch live missiles at presumably a firing range on one of our own bases.
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Huh. Wonder how that happened? How did that even get in there? I wonder...🤔
A post from Santiago Mayer showing Angelo Elia, one of the Republicans who texts were revealed in the recent leak who works in Congressman Dave Taylor's office on a zoom meeting with an American Flag altered to have a swastika in it clearly visible over his shoulder. It appears to be a piece of "regular" cubicle decor behind him. A politico headline/post on a story about Capital Police investigating a swastika in Rep Dave Taylor's office. The photo with the story appears to be the exact American Flag swastika that appeared to be part of Angelo's cubicle decorations in his zoom meeting.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A panel from X-factor Forever #2 where Scott uses his eye beam to light the candles on Timothy Jones' birthday cake.
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Damn right. Wins for everybody on that one!
A tortoise shell cat lays on the back of a chase lounge covered in a floral blanket or furniture cover. She has a white chin and her tail and all 4 paws are tucked under body. Her head rests on the lounge. Same picture, same setting, though she seems to be looking more directly into the camera. Her expression seems to say "some of us still want to be asleep dad."
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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What's one more year?
A screenshot from discord of a post I made in the Bolas Gang Discord server from October of 2022 where I joke about Andre getting to illustrate a a Magic card... and the 2026 set Reality Shift is slated to have his first one.
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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So this was the post that made the creator uncomfortable.
An anonymized screen shot that shows a user posting a series of screenshots to imply Bluesky is a Heritage Foundation operation if I am understanding the original post correctly.
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Truly a tragedy I only learned about these like less than 2 years before being diagnosed type 2 diabetic.... sigh...
A screenshot of the UNO Pizzeria appetizer menu listing for Pizza Skins. They basically put mashed potatoes on a small deep dish crust and then load them up with bacon and cheese. They are served with a side of sour cream. These are delicious as they sound and also as carby and fatty making them a type 2 diabetic's mortal foe.
October 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Did I find a disingenuous poster who is probably only on here to manipulate folks?

Maybe.
The profile for an account slickblackcaddilac, it has one 10 month old post that proclaims I'm here and I'm queer. A reply post from this user today claiming they were at Jan 6 and that the rioting was solely caused by 250 fbi agents alleged to be among the thousands of rioters.
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM