Omelette Coleman
@omelettecoleman.bsky.social
Playing tambourine for minimum wage, when I'm not Stonking for pleasure.
Zach Polanski's at home now going through existential hell, asking himself whether he is a real politician or whether he is just performing the role of politician. Game, set, and match Sir Keir I'm afraid.
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Zach Polanski's at home now going through existential hell, asking himself whether he is a real politician or whether he is just performing the role of politician. Game, set, and match Sir Keir I'm afraid.
Sir Keir here sounds like a worn-down headmaster whose repeated calls for a "zero tolerance wedgie culture" have fallen upon deaf ears, and is now reduced to sorrowfully lamenting the wayward morals of today's young people. A wonderful performance.
Keir Starmer refuses to criticise President Trump
But he does criticise 'angry social media posts"
Twice he mentions respecting international law, yet still not a peep about Trump repeatedly breaking international law
Keir Starmer talks about leadership, but he reflects cowardice
But he does criticise 'angry social media posts"
Twice he mentions respecting international law, yet still not a peep about Trump repeatedly breaking international law
Keir Starmer talks about leadership, but he reflects cowardice
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Sir Keir here sounds like a worn-down headmaster whose repeated calls for a "zero tolerance wedgie culture" have fallen upon deaf ears, and is now reduced to sorrowfully lamenting the wayward morals of today's young people. A wonderful performance.
Spurs being drawn ever deeper into a relegation dogfight.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Spurs being drawn ever deeper into a relegation dogfight.
Amazing to think this was the moment the AI apocalypse started, all those years ago. How blind we were.
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Amazing to think this was the moment the AI apocalypse started, all those years ago. How blind we were.
TFW you think you've made a zinger about dressage, but in reality you accidentally forget to log out of the Brewdog Facebook group.
April 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
TFW you think you've made a zinger about dressage, but in reality you accidentally forget to log out of the Brewdog Facebook group.
It's Peter Mandelson!
Sweet baby Jebus, someone must know who this elderly delinquent is.
Gangster granny pours paint stripper on car, posts manure and glues keyhole
Their keyhole was also glued shut.
metro.co.uk
March 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's Peter Mandelson!
Hell yeah I'm currently listening to the most musically adventurous album of the 1970s. Insane stuff.
March 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hell yeah I'm currently listening to the most musically adventurous album of the 1970s. Insane stuff.
Can a football team be a curate's egg? Very well, this PSG team is a curate's egg. Very good on the surface but lacking the guile to make really good chances so they jink around and take pot shots.
March 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Can a football team be a curate's egg? Very well, this PSG team is a curate's egg. Very good on the surface but lacking the guile to make really good chances so they jink around and take pot shots.
OK so I just got kicked out of my local Post Office after demanding to be conscripted into the British Army. A young lady behind the counter stole the colander from my head (proper steel, very resilient) along with my celery bayonet and I've never been more humiliated.
February 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
OK so I just got kicked out of my local Post Office after demanding to be conscripted into the British Army. A young lady behind the counter stole the colander from my head (proper steel, very resilient) along with my celery bayonet and I've never been more humiliated.
As an omelette of some standing I approve this message and scholarly project.
Deux ans plus tard, je retente mon tuto omelette avec ChatGPT. Avec le même résultat. Apparemment les omelettes sont le talon d’Achille des IA.
À garder en tête le jour où on voudra détruire Skynet.
À garder en tête le jour où on voudra détruire Skynet.
February 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As an omelette of some standing I approve this message and scholarly project.
Love 2 use social media in 2025
February 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Love 2 use social media in 2025
In a couple of years time this guy will become the most Brighton transfer ever when he signs for Chelsea.
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
In a couple of years time this guy will become the most Brighton transfer ever when he signs for Chelsea.
Sources report a LOT of suited avatars leaping from 30th floor Metaverse skyscrapers in the past 24 hours. Parasitic tech CEOs are people too, you know.
January 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sources report a LOT of suited avatars leaping from 30th floor Metaverse skyscrapers in the past 24 hours. Parasitic tech CEOs are people too, you know.
I'm sorry, but are we really going to accept this level of censorship in a mass-scale AI tool? Even CrapGPT would be more informative about such a crucial issue.
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm sorry, but are we really going to accept this level of censorship in a mass-scale AI tool? Even CrapGPT would be more informative about such a crucial issue.
This man has lost the dressing room and is about to be sacked after almost bankrupting the club by purchasing a knackered 32 year old striker from PSG.
altman really wants you to believe deepseek changes absolutely nothing
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This man has lost the dressing room and is about to be sacked after almost bankrupting the club by purchasing a knackered 32 year old striker from PSG.
Watched Emilia Perez last night and the criticism is justified. The awful songs, the offensive treatment of trans identity, the gibberish plot. A mess like that is always strangely fascinating, but there's no redemption through kitsch here. You just end up wondering how the hell it exists.
January 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Watched Emilia Perez last night and the criticism is justified. The awful songs, the offensive treatment of trans identity, the gibberish plot. A mess like that is always strangely fascinating, but there's no redemption through kitsch here. You just end up wondering how the hell it exists.
I knew Deepseek was a game changer when I asked it to "write a 10 minute scene from a Shakespeare play about a king called Camembert who has to choose between making his dog the lawful heir or his wayward son Abelhard."
The entrance of Sir Barksalot could be one of the great moments in drama.
The entrance of Sir Barksalot could be one of the great moments in drama.
January 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I knew Deepseek was a game changer when I asked it to "write a 10 minute scene from a Shakespeare play about a king called Camembert who has to choose between making his dog the lawful heir or his wayward son Abelhard."
The entrance of Sir Barksalot could be one of the great moments in drama.
The entrance of Sir Barksalot could be one of the great moments in drama.
Apologies. This Cheesehead comedy masterpiece that is deeply culturally Canadian. Either way, don't miss it.
Highly recommend this Canuck comedy masterpiece. Bafflingly overlooked for the Oscars.
are any of you from THE UK? Or Ireland? We are promoting a huge in-person tour there, that has 40+ screenings with Ryland in person, also beavers.
But if there’s only like, 3 Europeans following us here then we won’t spam about it
Tickets dates etc: linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
But if there’s only like, 3 Europeans following us here then we won’t spam about it
Tickets dates etc: linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
January 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Apologies. This Cheesehead comedy masterpiece that is deeply culturally Canadian. Either way, don't miss it.
Highly recommend this Canuck comedy masterpiece. Bafflingly overlooked for the Oscars.
are any of you from THE UK? Or Ireland? We are promoting a huge in-person tour there, that has 40+ screenings with Ryland in person, also beavers.
But if there’s only like, 3 Europeans following us here then we won’t spam about it
Tickets dates etc: linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
But if there’s only like, 3 Europeans following us here then we won’t spam about it
Tickets dates etc: linktr.ee/hundredsofbe...
January 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Highly recommend this Canuck comedy masterpiece. Bafflingly overlooked for the Oscars.
A shocking year for cinema. Even Terrifier 3 is better than most of this rubbish.
Oscar Noms, by the numbers:
Emilia Perez - 13
The Brutalist - 10
Wicked - 10
A Complete Unknown - 8
Conclave - 8
Anora - 6
Dune: Part Two - 5
The Substance - 5
Nosferatu - 4
I'm Still Here - 3
Sing Sing - 3
The Wild Robot - 3
The Apprentice - 2
Flow - 2
Nickel Boys - 2
A Real Pain - 2
Emilia Perez - 13
The Brutalist - 10
Wicked - 10
A Complete Unknown - 8
Conclave - 8
Anora - 6
Dune: Part Two - 5
The Substance - 5
Nosferatu - 4
I'm Still Here - 3
Sing Sing - 3
The Wild Robot - 3
The Apprentice - 2
Flow - 2
Nickel Boys - 2
A Real Pain - 2
January 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A shocking year for cinema. Even Terrifier 3 is better than most of this rubbish.
Weird. Whenever I try to watch Elon's speech at the inauguration it comes out like this. Must be a virus or something.
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Weird. Whenever I try to watch Elon's speech at the inauguration it comes out like this. Must be a virus or something.
Really worried that this TikTok ban is going to lead to an epidemic of Happy Slapping. If you see any agitated youngsters waving phones around and screaming, DO NOT engage.
January 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Really worried that this TikTok ban is going to lead to an epidemic of Happy Slapping. If you see any agitated youngsters waving phones around and screaming, DO NOT engage.
Partey actually threw the ball straight to Villa's striker today. Truly one of the all-time worst defensive displays.
January 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Partey actually threw the ball straight to Villa's striker today. Truly one of the all-time worst defensive displays.
lmao, there's a massive digital skills gap everywhere, and he's babbling about creating a whole new power generation system to feed this AI sector. It's actually going to be a drag until (if) any productivity gains materialise. A complete numbskull.
Uhm, sorry, what? Starmer thinks AI is going to DOUBLE UK productivity in less than 5 years?
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
lmao, there's a massive digital skills gap everywhere, and he's babbling about creating a whole new power generation system to feed this AI sector. It's actually going to be a drag until (if) any productivity gains materialise. A complete numbskull.
Extraordinary work from Streatham Rovers' sister club here. A masterclass in how to use social media.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Lazio fire far-right eagle mascot handler over his social media penis posts
Lazio fired the far-right sympathiser who handles their eagle mascot after he posted a series of videos and pictures of his erect penis online
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Extraordinary work from Streatham Rovers' sister club here. A masterclass in how to use social media.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...