Oliver.
@ollien33.bsky.social
⌨️ Computers
🚵 Cycling
🎞️ Cinema
☕️ Coffee
🧑🧑🧒 Family
🍕 Pizza
🧠 Mental health
🎶 Music and Musicals
📍 Melbourne, Australia
🚵 Cycling
🎞️ Cinema
☕️ Coffee
🧑🧑🧒 Family
🍕 Pizza
🧠 Mental health
🎶 Music and Musicals
📍 Melbourne, Australia
Christ, the internet is a hellhole of people trying to sell you shit.
If you agree, you can reduce the amount of shit being sold to you for a low introductory price of…
If you agree, you can reduce the amount of shit being sold to you for a low introductory price of…
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Christ, the internet is a hellhole of people trying to sell you shit.
If you agree, you can reduce the amount of shit being sold to you for a low introductory price of…
If you agree, you can reduce the amount of shit being sold to you for a low introductory price of…
You can unzip my python to a solid state drive
You can fan my CPU.
You can flop my disc.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
You can unzip my python to a solid state drive
Hispanic Pennywise would be all like ¡Hola Jorge! 🎈
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hispanic Pennywise would be all like ¡Hola Jorge! 🎈
Hey can I pls get a corporate bailout?
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hey can I pls get a corporate bailout?
“Stop trying to demonize Charlie Kirk by posting quotes out of context!”
**looks at quotes in context**
“… adding further context makes them worse…”
**looks at quotes in context**
“… adding further context makes them worse…”
September 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Stop trying to demonize Charlie Kirk by posting quotes out of context!”
**looks at quotes in context**
“… adding further context makes them worse…”
**looks at quotes in context**
“… adding further context makes them worse…”
June 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Every morning we wake up, have a coffee, open up the socials and are just bombarded by the most wild shit in our news feed.
What a timeline that we live in.
What a timeline that we live in.
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every morning we wake up, have a coffee, open up the socials and are just bombarded by the most wild shit in our news feed.
What a timeline that we live in.
What a timeline that we live in.
The Ballad of Wallis Island reminds me that every now and then something good happens for us all. It’s like a film equivalent of an oasis, which we all need to escape to for a couple of hours.
If you get a chance, please give it a watch!
#movie
If you get a chance, please give it a watch!
#movie
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The Ballad of Wallis Island reminds me that every now and then something good happens for us all. It’s like a film equivalent of an oasis, which we all need to escape to for a couple of hours.
If you get a chance, please give it a watch!
#movie
If you get a chance, please give it a watch!
#movie
The world decays, whimsey tunes glib,
Hope fades with every news clip.
Nothing truly matters. Life’s a blip—
Here’s rat eating a corn chip.
Hope fades with every news clip.
Nothing truly matters. Life’s a blip—
Here’s rat eating a corn chip.
June 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The world decays, whimsey tunes glib,
Hope fades with every news clip.
Nothing truly matters. Life’s a blip—
Here’s rat eating a corn chip.
Hope fades with every news clip.
Nothing truly matters. Life’s a blip—
Here’s rat eating a corn chip.
You know what makes the best pizza toppings?
Leftovers.
For lunch yesterday, I got a meal deal from our local Tandoori restaurant, and was left with some Chicken Tikka, so for dinner last night I whipped up this pizza:
Tomato base
Fresh tomato
Red onion
Chicken tikka
Parmesan
Mint chutney
#Pizza
Leftovers.
For lunch yesterday, I got a meal deal from our local Tandoori restaurant, and was left with some Chicken Tikka, so for dinner last night I whipped up this pizza:
Tomato base
Fresh tomato
Red onion
Chicken tikka
Parmesan
Mint chutney
#Pizza
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You know what makes the best pizza toppings?
Leftovers.
For lunch yesterday, I got a meal deal from our local Tandoori restaurant, and was left with some Chicken Tikka, so for dinner last night I whipped up this pizza:
Tomato base
Fresh tomato
Red onion
Chicken tikka
Parmesan
Mint chutney
#Pizza
Leftovers.
For lunch yesterday, I got a meal deal from our local Tandoori restaurant, and was left with some Chicken Tikka, so for dinner last night I whipped up this pizza:
Tomato base
Fresh tomato
Red onion
Chicken tikka
Parmesan
Mint chutney
#Pizza
I can’t wait for Peter Dutton to lose the election, retire from politics and get a job at Sky News Australia so he can finally achieve his final form:
Political common ‘tater Political commentator.
#AusPol
#PeterDutton
#MrPotatoHead
Political common ‘tater Political commentator.
#AusPol
#PeterDutton
#MrPotatoHead
May 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I can’t wait for Peter Dutton to lose the election, retire from politics and get a job at Sky News Australia so he can finally achieve his final form:
Political common ‘tater Political commentator.
#AusPol
#PeterDutton
#MrPotatoHead
Political common ‘tater Political commentator.
#AusPol
#PeterDutton
#MrPotatoHead
When does the BlueSky algorithm get better? My discover feed is full of low-effort posts that make me just want to go back to Reddit.
I’m grateful for the few connections I have, but if you have any suggestions for me to follow I would love it
I’m grateful for the few connections I have, but if you have any suggestions for me to follow I would love it
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When does the BlueSky algorithm get better? My discover feed is full of low-effort posts that make me just want to go back to Reddit.
I’m grateful for the few connections I have, but if you have any suggestions for me to follow I would love it
I’m grateful for the few connections I have, but if you have any suggestions for me to follow I would love it
A rarely mentioned problem with working from home full time is that your cooking and food standards can slip without you even knowing.
Take for example this meal I just prepared for myself, with a fleeting sober moment of reflection made me realize how far I had gone.. 🗒️
Take for example this meal I just prepared for myself, with a fleeting sober moment of reflection made me realize how far I had gone.. 🗒️
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A rarely mentioned problem with working from home full time is that your cooking and food standards can slip without you even knowing.
Take for example this meal I just prepared for myself, with a fleeting sober moment of reflection made me realize how far I had gone.. 🗒️
Take for example this meal I just prepared for myself, with a fleeting sober moment of reflection made me realize how far I had gone.. 🗒️
Clive Parma* and his goons are clowns.
If anyone loses friends or family because they put TP as their #1 vote, they deserve the isolation.
*purposely misspelled because the idiot is built like a Hutt
#auspol
If anyone loses friends or family because they put TP as their #1 vote, they deserve the isolation.
*purposely misspelled because the idiot is built like a Hutt
#auspol
April 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Clive Parma* and his goons are clowns.
If anyone loses friends or family because they put TP as their #1 vote, they deserve the isolation.
*purposely misspelled because the idiot is built like a Hutt
#auspol
If anyone loses friends or family because they put TP as their #1 vote, they deserve the isolation.
*purposely misspelled because the idiot is built like a Hutt
#auspol
Separating the art from the artist can be tricky.
For me, I never really got into Harry Potter, so when it Joanne’s transphobic and insulting tweets (and then the years of doubling down on said views) came out, it didn’t shatter my world..
But one artist I am struggling with is Anthony Kiedis 🗒️
For me, I never really got into Harry Potter, so when it Joanne’s transphobic and insulting tweets (and then the years of doubling down on said views) came out, it didn’t shatter my world..
But one artist I am struggling with is Anthony Kiedis 🗒️
April 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Separating the art from the artist can be tricky.
For me, I never really got into Harry Potter, so when it Joanne’s transphobic and insulting tweets (and then the years of doubling down on said views) came out, it didn’t shatter my world..
But one artist I am struggling with is Anthony Kiedis 🗒️
For me, I never really got into Harry Potter, so when it Joanne’s transphobic and insulting tweets (and then the years of doubling down on said views) came out, it didn’t shatter my world..
But one artist I am struggling with is Anthony Kiedis 🗒️
Hey, @kermodemovie.bsky.social - now that Mel Gibson is the cultural attachè to Greece (or whatever) - it is the perfect time to watch Bobby Fingers’ video about making a diorama of Mel’s infamous Malibu arrest.
Honestly it is one of the funniest things on the Internet.
(Search for on YouTube)
Honestly it is one of the funniest things on the Internet.
(Search for on YouTube)
April 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hey, @kermodemovie.bsky.social - now that Mel Gibson is the cultural attachè to Greece (or whatever) - it is the perfect time to watch Bobby Fingers’ video about making a diorama of Mel’s infamous Malibu arrest.
Honestly it is one of the funniest things on the Internet.
(Search for on YouTube)
Honestly it is one of the funniest things on the Internet.
(Search for on YouTube)
I wonder how many Vietnamese families have WhatsApp group chats titled “OnlyPhans”
January 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I wonder how many Vietnamese families have WhatsApp group chats titled “OnlyPhans”
Name: Cassi Feathers
Occupation: Dancer, checkout assistant
Age: 7* (actually 24, but born Feb 29, 2000. Loves pointing out the quirky fact she was born on a leap year, though still celebrates every other year on 1st March)
Marital status: It’s complicated (no fault of anyone else)
Occupation: Dancer, checkout assistant
Age: 7* (actually 24, but born Feb 29, 2000. Loves pointing out the quirky fact she was born on a leap year, though still celebrates every other year on 1st March)
Marital status: It’s complicated (no fault of anyone else)
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Name: Cassi Feathers
Occupation: Dancer, checkout assistant
Age: 7* (actually 24, but born Feb 29, 2000. Loves pointing out the quirky fact she was born on a leap year, though still celebrates every other year on 1st March)
Marital status: It’s complicated (no fault of anyone else)
Occupation: Dancer, checkout assistant
Age: 7* (actually 24, but born Feb 29, 2000. Loves pointing out the quirky fact she was born on a leap year, though still celebrates every other year on 1st March)
Marital status: It’s complicated (no fault of anyone else)
Name: Alistair Crumpet
Age: 32
Occupation: Regional sales manager (South West) at Beaufort Beaufort and sons machining
Marital status: Divorced, exploring tinder for the last 4 months (no matches as yet)
Hobbies: Golf, Rugby, heading down the pub with his mates
Fears: Everything and everyone.
Age: 32
Occupation: Regional sales manager (South West) at Beaufort Beaufort and sons machining
Marital status: Divorced, exploring tinder for the last 4 months (no matches as yet)
Hobbies: Golf, Rugby, heading down the pub with his mates
Fears: Everything and everyone.
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Name: Alistair Crumpet
Age: 32
Occupation: Regional sales manager (South West) at Beaufort Beaufort and sons machining
Marital status: Divorced, exploring tinder for the last 4 months (no matches as yet)
Hobbies: Golf, Rugby, heading down the pub with his mates
Fears: Everything and everyone.
Age: 32
Occupation: Regional sales manager (South West) at Beaufort Beaufort and sons machining
Marital status: Divorced, exploring tinder for the last 4 months (no matches as yet)
Hobbies: Golf, Rugby, heading down the pub with his mates
Fears: Everything and everyone.
A bit late to the party, but we are binging Gavin & Stacey - such a funny show that we have slept on!
January 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
A bit late to the party, but we are binging Gavin & Stacey - such a funny show that we have slept on!
We need to normalize becoming the “nonna” of your street and making meals for the young families that live next door even if you are a dense ball of sentient plasma that has taken up residence in the attic space of a house of oblivious narcissists
January 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
We need to normalize becoming the “nonna” of your street and making meals for the young families that live next door even if you are a dense ball of sentient plasma that has taken up residence in the attic space of a house of oblivious narcissists
A movie idea:
It’s called #NotAllMen and it’s about a guy that’s a feminist and calls out bad behaviors and his entitled savior complex leads to him showing stalkery behavior and expects affection from the women in his life because he is a good guy.
It’s called #NotAllMen and it’s about a guy that’s a feminist and calls out bad behaviors and his entitled savior complex leads to him showing stalkery behavior and expects affection from the women in his life because he is a good guy.
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
A movie idea:
It’s called #NotAllMen and it’s about a guy that’s a feminist and calls out bad behaviors and his entitled savior complex leads to him showing stalkery behavior and expects affection from the women in his life because he is a good guy.
It’s called #NotAllMen and it’s about a guy that’s a feminist and calls out bad behaviors and his entitled savior complex leads to him showing stalkery behavior and expects affection from the women in his life because he is a good guy.
Monty putting the finishing touches on our little Christmas tree.
I hope everyone has a Ratty Christmas 🐀🎄
#RatsOfBlueSky
#Rat
I hope everyone has a Ratty Christmas 🐀🎄
#RatsOfBlueSky
#Rat
December 15, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Monty putting the finishing touches on our little Christmas tree.
I hope everyone has a Ratty Christmas 🐀🎄
#RatsOfBlueSky
#Rat
I hope everyone has a Ratty Christmas 🐀🎄
#RatsOfBlueSky
#Rat
A #StarWars spin off that finally links the franchise with the #Dracula universe:
Dracula lives on a secluded planet with no Star, orbiting around a massive black hole. He spends his days working on old droids, making them faster using nitrous oxide…
It will be called
Star Wars: NOS for R2
Dracula lives on a secluded planet with no Star, orbiting around a massive black hole. He spends his days working on old droids, making them faster using nitrous oxide…
It will be called
Star Wars: NOS for R2
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I’m sorry, BlueSky fam - but my #pizza game is just too strong.
Here is my Detroit style deep dish pizza. It is 1/3 wholemeal flour from right here in Victoria, Australia and cooked in my Roccbox.
Light, fluffy,crispy edges and so much flavour.
#detroitdeepdish
#gozneyroccbox
#pizzatime
Here is my Detroit style deep dish pizza. It is 1/3 wholemeal flour from right here in Victoria, Australia and cooked in my Roccbox.
Light, fluffy,crispy edges and so much flavour.
#detroitdeepdish
#gozneyroccbox
#pizzatime
December 4, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I’m sorry, BlueSky fam - but my #pizza game is just too strong.
Here is my Detroit style deep dish pizza. It is 1/3 wholemeal flour from right here in Victoria, Australia and cooked in my Roccbox.
Light, fluffy,crispy edges and so much flavour.
#detroitdeepdish
#gozneyroccbox
#pizzatime
Here is my Detroit style deep dish pizza. It is 1/3 wholemeal flour from right here in Victoria, Australia and cooked in my Roccbox.
Light, fluffy,crispy edges and so much flavour.
#detroitdeepdish
#gozneyroccbox
#pizzatime