Monty dreaming about eating 🐀

The world decays, whimsey tunes glib,

Hope fades with every news clip.

Nothing truly matters. Life’s a blip—

Here’s rat eating a corn chip.

I’m just going to enjoy my soy latte in bed aaaaaaaand… there’s a rat in it.

Oh send them our way! We love beans 🐀🫛

Hey, @simonmayo.bsky.social did you know that you name-checked in Alan Partridge’s codpast* “From the Oasthouse”?

I love living in the Prime Partridge Era! Another TV show and book are in the works.

*not a typo

I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is 21 seconds of Monty and Carlos pea-fishing. The best way to cool off after a tough, hot day being a Rattie. 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

#rats