Ralph Jones
@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social
It's journalism. It's comedy. It's cournalism?
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mrralphjones.co.uk
Probably more fun being had here: https://www.instagram.com/ohhiralphjones/
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Richer Than God: The Tony Milch Story - Episode 1 - 'The Birth Of A Legend'
YouTube video by umtheawkwardsilence
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November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
Criminal, the improvised murder mystery: Final. London. Show.
YouTube video by Criminal Improv
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November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
Why, you stupid cunts, would you announce the winner of The Traitors on your front page the morning after the show aired? The people who already know already know, and the people who don't know have it ruined for them.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Why, you stupid cunts, would you announce the winner of The Traitors on your front page the morning after the show aired? The people who already know already know, and the people who don't know have it ruined for them.
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
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How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
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If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
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What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
September 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
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*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
What Your Favorite Author Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Agatha Christie: “I bet I could murder them and get away with it.” Ernest Hemingway: “For sale. Two testicles. Never used.” George R. R. Martin: “H...
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October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
CRIMINAL - last ever London show!
★★★★★ "Improv doesn’t get better than this" – The Wee Review
Hello. Someone's died. It's all right. It's an improv show. And it's not just any improv show. This is a momentous occasion indeed. After ...
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October 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.
For 10 years I've been running the best improv murder mystery gig around. On Wednesday, our London life comes to an end - how appropriate. To celebrate, we've got @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, & Ed Scrivens. Oh MAMA it's gonna be good.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
CRIMINAL - last ever London show!
★★★★★ "Improv doesn’t get better than this" – The Wee Review
Hello. Someone's died. It's all right. It's an improv show. And it's not just any improv show. This is a momentous occasion indeed. After ...
wegottickets.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
For 10 years I've been running the best improv murder mystery gig around. On Wednesday, our London life comes to an end - how appropriate. To celebrate, we've got @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, & Ed Scrivens. Oh MAMA it's gonna be good.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
I'm watching Mad Men at the moment and I absolutely cannot stand it. Repulsive bunch of arseholes, all smoking 8,354 cigarettes an episode. But why - why?? - do I find these arseholes more unwatchable and less fascinating than the Sopranos arseholes? ...Anyone felt similarly?
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm watching Mad Men at the moment and I absolutely cannot stand it. Repulsive bunch of arseholes, all smoking 8,354 cigarettes an episode. But why - why?? - do I find these arseholes more unwatchable and less fascinating than the Sopranos arseholes? ...Anyone felt similarly?
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If you can spare any money - hello - I'm running a half-marathon this weekend for an extremely worthy cause.
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Ralph runs 13 miles for SSNAP
Help Ralph Jones raise money to support SSNAP
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October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you can spare any money - hello - I'm running a half-marathon this weekend for an extremely worthy cause.
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Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
Overlooked yet again.
Nobel prize in literature 2025 live: Hungarian novelist László Krasznahorkai wins
Nobel prize in literature 2025 live: László Krasznahorkai wins
Follow along as the next winner of the world’s most prestigious literature prize is announced in Stockholm
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October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Overlooked yet again.
10 years today I started as a staff writer at ShortList, where I visited about five different counties and profiled people like Paul Rudd, Jack Black and Mark Rylance. Just the most astonishing job, full of joy every day. Changed me life, m8. What a time.
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
10 years today I started as a staff writer at ShortList, where I visited about five different counties and profiled people like Paul Rudd, Jack Black and Mark Rylance. Just the most astonishing job, full of joy every day. Changed me life, m8. What a time.