Ralph Jones
@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social
It's journalism. It's comedy. It's cournalism?
mrralphjones.co.uk
Probably more fun being had here: https://www.instagram.com/ohhiralphjones/
mrralphjones.co.uk
Probably more fun being had here: https://www.instagram.com/ohhiralphjones/
When I'm on trial for murdering a dozen people, it will be because I wrote a piece for an American website and they asked me to file an invoice.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
When I'm on trial for murdering a dozen people, it will be because I wrote a piece for an American website and they asked me to file an invoice.
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Richer Than God: The Tony Milch Story - Episode 1 - 'The Birth Of A Legend'
YouTube video by umtheawkwardsilence
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
Criminal, the improvised murder mystery: Final. London. Show.
YouTube video by Criminal Improv
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
Reposted by Ralph Jones
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Reposted by Ralph Jones
How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
Reposted by Ralph Jones
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
Reposted by Ralph Jones
If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
Reposted by Ralph Jones
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
September 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
Reposted by Ralph Jones
*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
What Your Favorite Author Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Agatha Christie: “I bet I could murder them and get away with it.” Ernest Hemingway: “For sale. Two testicles. Never used.” George R. R. Martin: “H...
buff.ly
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
CRIMINAL - last ever London show!
★★★★★ "Improv doesn’t get better than this" – The Wee Review
Hello. Someone's died. It's all right. It's an improv show. And it's not just any improv show. This is a momentous occasion indeed. After ...
wegottickets.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.
For 10 years I've been running the best improv murder mystery gig around. On Wednesday, our London life comes to an end - how appropriate. To celebrate, we've got @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, & Ed Scrivens. Oh MAMA it's gonna be good.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
CRIMINAL - last ever London show!
★★★★★ "Improv doesn’t get better than this" – The Wee Review
Hello. Someone's died. It's all right. It's an improv show. And it's not just any improv show. This is a momentous occasion indeed. After ...
wegottickets.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
For 10 years I've been running the best improv murder mystery gig around. On Wednesday, our London life comes to an end - how appropriate. To celebrate, we've got @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, & Ed Scrivens. Oh MAMA it's gonna be good.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
I'm watching Mad Men at the moment and I absolutely cannot stand it. Repulsive bunch of arseholes, all smoking 8,354 cigarettes an episode. But why - why?? - do I find these arseholes more unwatchable and less fascinating than the Sopranos arseholes? ...Anyone felt similarly?
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm watching Mad Men at the moment and I absolutely cannot stand it. Repulsive bunch of arseholes, all smoking 8,354 cigarettes an episode. But why - why?? - do I find these arseholes more unwatchable and less fascinating than the Sopranos arseholes? ...Anyone felt similarly?
Reposted by Ralph Jones
If you can spare any money - hello - I'm running a half-marathon this weekend for an extremely worthy cause.
www.justgiving.com/page/ralph-j...
www.justgiving.com/page/ralph-j...
Ralph runs 13 miles for SSNAP
Help Ralph Jones raise money to support SSNAP
www.justgiving.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you can spare any money - hello - I'm running a half-marathon this weekend for an extremely worthy cause.
www.justgiving.com/page/ralph-j...
www.justgiving.com/page/ralph-j...
Reposted by Ralph Jones
Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Fuck off Kate. You have a nanny for grown children, cleaners, don't have a job, assistant, personal hairdressers, and are loaded.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
You know what does damage family life more? Poverty. Put your literal money where your mouth is then I may take you seriously.
Overlooked yet again.
Nobel prize in literature 2025 live: Hungarian novelist László Krasznahorkai wins
Nobel prize in literature 2025 live: László Krasznahorkai wins
Follow along as the next winner of the world’s most prestigious literature prize is announced in Stockholm
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Overlooked yet again.