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I support leftists. If you have nothing but anti Trump stuff in your bio and it consumes you don’t follow me. Love my pittie mix, bad jokes, good jokes, camping, and cooking.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Honestly? I don’t think they ever get tired of that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I thought about it with the oven too but I don’t remember how much the deposit was. Plus I just want a sparkly clean oven and as a metaphor just want to clean up my life and clear out the last of her whatever it may be. I already feel better.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nah man, seriously, I bet that was something she seriously adored. You letting it all hang out, pun intended. And who doesn’t love a good show? When you see people in their raw state or really enjoying themselves Thats my favorite part of them. There’s no facade at all. It’s why I liked raves.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can’t even imagine.

Her short hair is like little needles so it sticks in things so that’s why the toothbrush. That plus just regular hard to reach gunk. I am sure you can find someone to do jt for a reasonable price. Sometimes it’s ok to. I am also doing all the little projects Ive put off
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why? She was your wife, you two having fun. I bet that’s a fond memory for her.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am going to clean it more again and maybe splurge and hire this local lady. Shes nice and her rates are fair. Just have her do a deep clean that I probably couldn’t or am too burned out on doing. Then just maintain it. But it’s been me and a toothbrush and elbow grease. Feels good in here finally
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve spent the last two days cleaning and still have to put a third in and it won’t ever get that “professional” clean that someone with all the tools has. We used to clean commercial properties when I was a kid. Had all the tools, i of course was a helper. So I am thorough. But after thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
NPR parroting Trumps bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Depends on you and how you look at it. Pre wife I was free. For a few months after I was alone. Then I was free again. Met a woman who should’ve been my soul mate and she broke up with me over nothing and I was alone again. Now I am free. It’s a mind state. You can both free and lonely at times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I used to get down on some EDM pretty hard, had a hard time getting into jungle, but with enough drugs and a storm will anything is possible.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s a rich white people thing. Which I am not. They are embarrassed about their house so they clean it before the cleaners.

Even if I did. Hiring someone vs like, having an employee would be different. You shoulda seen the before pic. That the first oven pic.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This was necessary. In the last photo the ashen area is basically the only places where any traces were left and they turned to well, ash at 900 degrees. After this it’s just self cleaning except for maybe move out. Gotta make it look brand new.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Plastic grocery bags are banned in Denver. And theres a ¢10 per bag fee. So thatd be $.20 per poop. My dog averages 5 poops per day. So $1 a day.

I can totally see it with a Great Pyrenees.

That could be a great business idea. Poop bags for big dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I hear that makes them extra crispy if doing smashed style
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Try blending the aromatics. The carrots, celery and onions in with the rest of gravy ingredients sans flour. It thickens it and adds a deep rich flavor that you won’t regret. It makes a superior gravy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Definitely time to stop for the day and have a nice cocktail.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Trade secret.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If I was going to have company or bake for some Girl Scouts or something I’d have cleaned it. It was roast beast, drunk lasagna whatever. Depression came first. I ordered a new seal so I am ready for after thanksgiving. It’s gonna be move out ready.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM