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@offlately2.bsky.social
I support leftists. If you have nothing but anti Trump stuff in your bio and it consumes you don’t follow me. Love my pittie mix, bad jokes, good jokes, camping, and cooking.
Presentation isn’t perfect because the avocado was overripe but otherwise it hit the spot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My cooking styles:

Sober. Vs. drunk
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What the fresh fuck is this? After numerous downloads and updates, after paying $70 for this game, tjey ask you to pay MORE to finish the CORE of the game! Plus xbox live!

IT'S MORE FUN TO PLAY TOGETHER
To play the full Co-op Campaign experience with your friends and other players
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health...
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
WE CANT RISK HIM WITH THE COMPETITIVE EATERS GROUP.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
@edwardodell.bsky.social

It’s been at least 4 years since Ive cleaned this. This is the 1st clean. Itll do for thanksgiving but I wouldn’t get my deposit back.

Easy off, elbow grease then self clean which did just about nothing for the hard spots.

I’ll have to take the door apart.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I was wondering, would Miss Piggy use a pig shaped dildo to peg Kermit? Or a human shaped one? Or a horse one?

Inquiring minds want to know.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All I wanted to do was get a drink of water before I finally play some vidya games and she steals my seat.
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The paint your own butt plug. Just in time for the holidays!
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
::in my best Samuel Jackson voice::

CORRECTOMUNDO!
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I hope it gets this guy laid
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You don’t want to be on Fredos Bad list.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
WONDERFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN MY APARTMENT, BEAUTIFUL THINGS, SOME SAY THE BEST. SIR, ITS UNBELIEVABLE WHAT YOUVE ACCOMPLISHED IN ONE DAY. MORE THAN ANY OTHER DEPRESSED APARTMENT OWNERS SIR.

Guys I finally vacuumed (3x) and Steam cleaned my carpet (most of it)
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I could have lived my whole life without that visual.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
🎤🎶Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring🎵🎤
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Thats it, found one of the worst accounts I’ve found in a few days.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Someone needs to call the FBI if they even care about pedophiles anymore. I am sure this person could be on an episode of Law and Order SVU.
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s mostly accounts like this.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The millions of accounts on here like this.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Youre giving him ideas.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why are libs like Microsoft Edge Explorer and slow as fuck and just repeat whats been said a million times and they still go wild for it?
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good morning, here’s my dog bringing me her favorite stuffie on my birthday last week.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The two of them just funning around
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM