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artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
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So I’m just gonna photo dump all the most recent art I’ve done ✌🏻 (probably from recent to least recent so until I decide I’m over it for now 😂😂😂)
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂
It’s a 3 part shipment… right? So part 1 & 2 delivered no problem but suddenly the address isn’t right????? Nothing changed but somehow it’s now undeliverable??????????????? Uh huh.
February 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
It’s a 3 part shipment… right? So part 1 & 2 delivered no problem but suddenly the address isn’t right????? Nothing changed but somehow it’s now undeliverable??????????????? Uh huh.
“I’m high, they keep whispering, and Disney+ won’t put on the captions they say are on nor does the TV play the captions they say are on.” - me explaining to my husband why it’s taken me like 10 minutes to understand a certain plot point.
Which is that fake meat, “schmeat”, is kosher. 🤯😂
Which is that fake meat, “schmeat”, is kosher. 🤯😂
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
“I’m high, they keep whispering, and Disney+ won’t put on the captions they say are on nor does the TV play the captions they say are on.” - me explaining to my husband why it’s taken me like 10 minutes to understand a certain plot point.
Which is that fake meat, “schmeat”, is kosher. 🤯😂
Which is that fake meat, “schmeat”, is kosher. 🤯😂
Badly but I guess blandly could work?
Why do these announcers keep talking about these athletes like they are suffering so blandly and doing so badly and then they end up in 1st place???? Girl they are not struggling they are winning??? Are we watching the same race???
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Badly but I guess blandly could work?
G - almond cluster. I don’t want nuts in my chocolate 😂
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
G - almond cluster. I don’t want nuts in my chocolate 😂
The way the Olympics scores things based off of times is not real time??? Like what do you mean the American in skeleton was beat by someone who was THREE SECONDS FASTER and the American was in 12th place???? THAT’S NOT REAL TIME!
February 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The way the Olympics scores things based off of times is not real time??? Like what do you mean the American in skeleton was beat by someone who was THREE SECONDS FASTER and the American was in 12th place???? THAT’S NOT REAL TIME!
The trick to today is to get a 4:00 reservation that has you tipsy walking around by 6:30pm 😂😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The trick to today is to get a 4:00 reservation that has you tipsy walking around by 6:30pm 😂😂😂
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I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
Sometimes I go to the bathroom Gilligan style - don’t bring in my phone, don’t turn on the light, and obviously my motor car wouldn’t fit so it’s not in there either.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes I go to the bathroom Gilligan style - don’t bring in my phone, don’t turn on the light, and obviously my motor car wouldn’t fit so it’s not in there either.
There will be amplitude!
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
There will be amplitude!
The drive home from work today was filled with idiots and it’s been a long week so I just.
Had to text my husband to warn/prepare him for my imminent arrival and that meant he could handle the yelling I did for 5 minutes immediately after walking through the door 😂
Had to text my husband to warn/prepare him for my imminent arrival and that meant he could handle the yelling I did for 5 minutes immediately after walking through the door 😂
February 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The drive home from work today was filled with idiots and it’s been a long week so I just.
Had to text my husband to warn/prepare him for my imminent arrival and that meant he could handle the yelling I did for 5 minutes immediately after walking through the door 😂
Had to text my husband to warn/prepare him for my imminent arrival and that meant he could handle the yelling I did for 5 minutes immediately after walking through the door 😂
Thinking about bands that have broken up and I was thinking about how I haven’t seen them active online lately and then realized that I was 20 when I knew them.
I’m gonna be 35 in like 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂
And they were all 5-10 years older than me 😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna be 35 in like 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂
And they were all 5-10 years older than me 😂😂😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Thinking about bands that have broken up and I was thinking about how I haven’t seen them active online lately and then realized that I was 20 when I knew them.
I’m gonna be 35 in like 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂
And they were all 5-10 years older than me 😂😂😂😂
I’m gonna be 35 in like 3 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂
And they were all 5-10 years older than me 😂😂😂😂
Been trying to figure out why i recognized my realtor’s name right away (she’s a partner of the rec we got/my BIL’s long time friend) and it’s because she’s been in my “people you may know” on fb for like 5 years 😂😂😂 she just popped up again 😂
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Been trying to figure out why i recognized my realtor’s name right away (she’s a partner of the rec we got/my BIL’s long time friend) and it’s because she’s been in my “people you may know” on fb for like 5 years 😂😂😂 she just popped up again 😂
I FORGOT THAT I CAN PUT THE SONGS I OWN ON MY PHONE IN MY SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS SO I WILL BE LISTENING TO The VeeVees and Mad Moon Riot for the first time in awhile. Maybe even Shoot The Freak???? OOF what an era 😂
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I FORGOT THAT I CAN PUT THE SONGS I OWN ON MY PHONE IN MY SPOTIFY PLAYLISTS SO I WILL BE LISTENING TO The VeeVees and Mad Moon Riot for the first time in awhile. Maybe even Shoot The Freak???? OOF what an era 😂
The Olympics are so horny??? Like every other thing these commentators are saying have me tripping over the last “that’s what she said” with another “that’s what she said” like??? 😂😂😂
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a plaque that says that 's what she said
Alt: Michael Scott saying “that’s what she said”
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The Olympics are so horny??? Like every other thing these commentators are saying have me tripping over the last “that’s what she said” with another “that’s what she said” like??? 😂😂😂
He had the fastest 22 seconds!!! Out of the like 10 guys who got 22 seconds!!! 😂😂
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
He had the fastest 22 seconds!!! Out of the like 10 guys who got 22 seconds!!! 😂😂
Doing a CSI rewatch because I need a background show for myself right now and I’m kinda remembering a bunch of plot points and I’m pretty sure I remember how this one ends and it’s FUCKED UP if I remember correctly 😂
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Doing a CSI rewatch because I need a background show for myself right now and I’m kinda remembering a bunch of plot points and I’m pretty sure I remember how this one ends and it’s FUCKED UP if I remember correctly 😂
My mid 60s coworker just asked what Bitcoin is.
I cannot explain this 😂😂 I’ve never learned because I don’t care to 😂
I cannot explain this 😂😂 I’ve never learned because I don’t care to 😂
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My mid 60s coworker just asked what Bitcoin is.
I cannot explain this 😂😂 I’ve never learned because I don’t care to 😂
I cannot explain this 😂😂 I’ve never learned because I don’t care to 😂
I really need to pay more attention to the conversations happening in my Trisomy-X fb groups because I’m learning so much shit about my own life because it’s minimally researched since (last I knew) you really only discover it if the tests that get run when you’re giving birth 35> catch it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I really need to pay more attention to the conversations happening in my Trisomy-X fb groups because I’m learning so much shit about my own life because it’s minimally researched since (last I knew) you really only discover it if the tests that get run when you’re giving birth 35> catch it.
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I beg of everyone to stop conflating someone moving with intentionality and clear communication for someone who is thirsty or trying to love bomb you. When you’re dating, it’s normal to receive consistent communication and clear signals that this person genuinely likes you.…
February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I beg of everyone to stop conflating someone moving with intentionality and clear communication for someone who is thirsty or trying to love bomb you. When you’re dating, it’s normal to receive consistent communication and clear signals that this person genuinely likes you.…
They had NO COMMENTS cause she is the best and FUCK YEAH THAT BITCH GOT HER DOCTORATE CAUSE OF COURSE SHE DID!!!!
I love her so much I am so proud 🖤🖤🖤
I love her so much I am so proud 🖤🖤🖤
ANXIOUSLY waiting to hear the proof of what I already know which is that my BFF is smart and knows what she’s talking about and after 1.5 hours of listening to her present and field questions… WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO TALK IT OUT.
Why do we have a dumb town hall at 1:30pm???? Don’t they know I have much better things to be doing like WATCHING MY BFF DEFEND HER DISSERTATION!!!! BECAUSE SHE IS THAT BITCH!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
They had NO COMMENTS cause she is the best and FUCK YEAH THAT BITCH GOT HER DOCTORATE CAUSE OF COURSE SHE DID!!!!
I love her so much I am so proud 🖤🖤🖤
I love her so much I am so proud 🖤🖤🖤
ANXIOUSLY waiting to hear the proof of what I already know which is that my BFF is smart and knows what she’s talking about and after 1.5 hours of listening to her present and field questions… WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO TALK IT OUT.
Why do we have a dumb town hall at 1:30pm???? Don’t they know I have much better things to be doing like WATCHING MY BFF DEFEND HER DISSERTATION!!!! BECAUSE SHE IS THAT BITCH!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
ANXIOUSLY waiting to hear the proof of what I already know which is that my BFF is smart and knows what she’s talking about and after 1.5 hours of listening to her present and field questions… WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED TO TALK IT OUT.
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I just want to point out that Jennifer Lopez was not invited to Bad Bunny’s performance 🤣🤣
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I just want to point out that Jennifer Lopez was not invited to Bad Bunny’s performance 🤣🤣
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i have eaten in the smoking section of a restaurant please be so serious
Age verification? I died of dysentery, cholera, typhoid, snake bites and was reborn each time on the Oregon Trail. Not the game, the real deal. I'm 189 years-old.
Age verification? There was a whole year where I wanted a hypercolour shirt more than a Nintendo 64. Never got either. Thanks mom and dad. Now I'm gay and I can't even get hypercolour anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
i have eaten in the smoking section of a restaurant please be so serious
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the hate comments are bots!!!! do not delete your fics!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
the hate comments are bots!!!! do not delete your fics!!!!!
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