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Me when I when me when I when your mom.
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me when I when me when I when your mom.
At da zoo Christmas lights and it's so warm. 😓
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
At da zoo Christmas lights and it's so warm. 😓
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Yuzu green tea instant mix from daiso.
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Yuzu green tea instant mix from daiso.
The kids on the bus always manage to get me sick before the break
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The kids on the bus always manage to get me sick before the break
We're getting the guinea pigs tomorrow. We get to babysit some over the break.
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We're getting the guinea pigs tomorrow. We get to babysit some over the break.
Gonna yap a bit about my 2025 and what I hope to achieve in 2026. So. Will probably be a long thread and you def don't have to read but it's my social media and I get to type what I want.
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gonna yap a bit about my 2025 and what I hope to achieve in 2026. So. Will probably be a long thread and you def don't have to read but it's my social media and I get to type what I want.
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in this moment of universal pleasure over the shellacking of Jake Paul I’m finally agreeing to run for office. My platform:
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
in this moment of universal pleasure over the shellacking of Jake Paul I’m finally agreeing to run for office. My platform:
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
They ended up putting us on the hayride because 'the bus couldn't make the turns' and I don't think those people know how much clearance a bus has. We definitely could have made it with the bus. But whatever.
Update. Despite the fact that we called ahead, they are now telling us that we can not do the light trail.
Successfully convinced boss to let us take a bus through a drive through light show. So guess where we're headed right now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
They ended up putting us on the hayride because 'the bus couldn't make the turns' and I don't think those people know how much clearance a bus has. We definitely could have made it with the bus. But whatever.
Don't know if I'd consider it 'advice' but just completely ignoring the markings on the pattern. The notches are there for a reason and they tell you which seam is the front and which is the back. You must stay stitch for a reason. You can't break the rules till you know why we have them.
What's the most annoyingly wrong piece of #cosplay advice you've ever seen?
My favorite, now and forever, will be "plastic boning is less prone to breaking and stabbing you than steel 🤡"
My favorite, now and forever, will be "plastic boning is less prone to breaking and stabbing you than steel 🤡"
December 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Don't know if I'd consider it 'advice' but just completely ignoring the markings on the pattern. The notches are there for a reason and they tell you which seam is the front and which is the back. You must stay stitch for a reason. You can't break the rules till you know why we have them.
Update. Despite the fact that we called ahead, they are now telling us that we can not do the light trail.
Successfully convinced boss to let us take a bus through a drive through light show. So guess where we're headed right now.
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Update. Despite the fact that we called ahead, they are now telling us that we can not do the light trail.
Successfully convinced boss to let us take a bus through a drive through light show. So guess where we're headed right now.
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Successfully convinced boss to let us take a bus through a drive through light show. So guess where we're headed right now.
Duck Tour was delayed as in the gov was shut down when we wanted to go to a national park to look at ducks. But much to our delight we got zoo passes to the local zoo that give us discounts at other zoos. And zoos, believe it or not, full of duck species. So. Duck tour 2 electric zooglaoo.
December 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Duck Tour was delayed as in the gov was shut down when we wanted to go to a national park to look at ducks. But much to our delight we got zoo passes to the local zoo that give us discounts at other zoos. And zoos, believe it or not, full of duck species. So. Duck tour 2 electric zooglaoo.
Free six flags sounds like so much fun when I signed up for the trip but now I'm not interested in going. But alas. I have to.
Gonna ride the rides that are fat people friendly. I don't feel well enough to squeeze myself into the bucket seats.
Gonna ride the rides that are fat people friendly. I don't feel well enough to squeeze myself into the bucket seats.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Free six flags sounds like so much fun when I signed up for the trip but now I'm not interested in going. But alas. I have to.
Gonna ride the rides that are fat people friendly. I don't feel well enough to squeeze myself into the bucket seats.
Gonna ride the rides that are fat people friendly. I don't feel well enough to squeeze myself into the bucket seats.
In the mullygrubs this week. I know it's probably because I didn't sleep much last week and I'm paying for it now but also the anxiety of interacting with so many people last weekend. I always think the agoraphobia from lock down is gone until I go to an event and realize no it's still here.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In the mullygrubs this week. I know it's probably because I didn't sleep much last week and I'm paying for it now but also the anxiety of interacting with so many people last weekend. I always think the agoraphobia from lock down is gone until I go to an event and realize no it's still here.
Have to get our fashion looks for ikkicon done over the break. I'm so tired and unmotivated to do anything rn. 😴
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Have to get our fashion looks for ikkicon done over the break. I'm so tired and unmotivated to do anything rn. 😴
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
The zoo we went to had Hooded Mergansers. Apparently the director at the zoo loves water fowl so they had a lot of species.
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The zoo we went to had Hooded Mergansers. Apparently the director at the zoo loves water fowl so they had a lot of species.
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
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We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We should bring back scrolls, books are great but scrolls would be cool
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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CHESS DOES IT AGAIN - 1,600th time Game of the Year Winner! 🏆
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
CHESS DOES IT AGAIN - 1,600th time Game of the Year Winner! 🏆