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NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.

NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
this is going to be in bataan right
We've received a lot of comments from the Bluesky community tonight, so we want to take the time to clarify our positions.
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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Had a "whoopsie" in the feature match area this round for Standard. Dimir Midrange expert Mogged borrowed cards for his deck and had Black Sun's Zenith instead of Day of Black Sun. The players were trying to resolve the spell as printed when they realized it. 😅
#mtg #PTECL
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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CONGRATS, TEXANS!
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
cinema
Requested by @miglrah.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers getting sacked with 1812 Overture added
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Ravens watching last week's Steelers-Browns game at John Harbaugh's house.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
September 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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DEL THE FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN: Damon Albarn we simply can't afford sunshine in a bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
DAMON ALBARN: jealousy rapper
November 10, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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what do you mean 'normal tools'?
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Carly Rae Jepsen released 'E•MO•TION' 10 years ago today. A look back at an instant classic:
Carly Rae Jepsen's 'E·MO·TION' Turns 10
There’s a recent Chris Fleming standup bit that kicks off with him chastising a friend for daring to have a crush at a time like this.
www.stereogum.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Andor is great because it understands what Star Wars is fundamentally about: someone pressing a button and the thing they wanted the button to do not happening
April 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
March 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Terracotta roundels, theatrical masks (Comedy & Tragedy), Greek, 1st C BCE, 📸 by @albello55
January 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it.
December 29, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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A number of Oscar-worthy movies were released this year, but only ONE features Amy Adams singing “Dare to Be Stupid”! Nightbitch is now streaming on Hulu.
December 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Please tell me a new-ish horror or sci-fi (or close enough to that) film to watch tonight. More on the pensive and pretentious side where they have one of those drone shots over the tall pines while a car is traveling to a remote destination ass films.
December 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM