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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Little Red-Haired Girl: Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Charlie Brown.
you’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill, charlie brown
I didn’t come here to fuck around, I come here to smoke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Little Red-Haired Girl: Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Charlie Brown.
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Well yeah as they think 17 is too high a number...
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well yeah as they think 17 is too high a number...
Toshirô Mifune from Spielberg's '1941'
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Toshirô Mifune from Spielberg's '1941'
This is quite the Series. Best since 2016, maybe the best this century.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is quite the Series. Best since 2016, maybe the best this century.
Welp
He may go 2 and then Sheehan; Klein, Glasnow also in the mix
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Welp
Thinking about going to J-school, because if Bob Nightengale can do it, it must be easy for me! (switched after interning at an NJ newspaper)
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thinking about going to J-school, because if Bob Nightengale can do it, it must be easy for me! (switched after interning at an NJ newspaper)
Holy crap I'm not a food-craving person in general but just had the biggest urge for pumpkin pie (which I don't even like that much)...must be some weather-related trigger I'm mostly unaware of
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Holy crap I'm not a food-craving person in general but just had the biggest urge for pumpkin pie (which I don't even like that much)...must be some weather-related trigger I'm mostly unaware of
My friend, who doesn't watch baseball, is sleeping over on my couch tonight, she's high on edibles and the talking beluga ad came on and she just muttered "No...no...no" and walked into the other room and laid down on the floor
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My friend, who doesn't watch baseball, is sleeping over on my couch tonight, she's high on edibles and the talking beluga ad came on and she just muttered "No...no...no" and walked into the other room and laid down on the floor
Donovan's 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi' in a whiskey ad?
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Donovan's 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi' in a whiskey ad?
All of them; born in one, lived in five, worked in eight (LA for only a month, if that counts)
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
All of them; born in one, lived in five, worked in eight (LA for only a month, if that counts)
Unsolicited pitch that will never happen: Okay, hear me out, but a Christopher Nolan remake of Wenders' 'Until the End of the World' (1991) -- starring Mackenzie Davis, Pedro Pascal, Sam Neill, Judi Dench, Udo Kier, David Byrne, Tom Waits
September 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Unsolicited pitch that will never happen: Okay, hear me out, but a Christopher Nolan remake of Wenders' 'Until the End of the World' (1991) -- starring Mackenzie Davis, Pedro Pascal, Sam Neill, Judi Dench, Udo Kier, David Byrne, Tom Waits
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McConnell (whispers): "We'll be dead before anyone is held accountable for this, anyway"
Breaking News: The Senate approved a White House request to cancel $9 billion for foreign aid and public broadcasting. The House is expected to pass the bill.
Senate Approves Trump’s Bid to Cancel Foreign Aid and Funds for NPR and PBS Stations
The bill to claw back $9 billion in congressionally approved spending passed over the objections of Republicans who said it abdicated the legislative branch’s power of the purse.
trib.al
July 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
McConnell (whispers): "We'll be dead before anyone is held accountable for this, anyway"
If your relative from Chicago starts talking and acting like a completely different person--this is why. They've been Freaky Friday'd.
12:01am on Friday morning. Lightning hitting both Sears Tower and the Hancock Building in Chicago.
July 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If your relative from Chicago starts talking and acting like a completely different person--this is why. They've been Freaky Friday'd.
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Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.
“Shame on you, @Grok”
“Shame on you, @Grok”
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Musk is mad at his robot progeny again and has now taken to scolding it over something it wrote in response to Catturd.
“Shame on you, @Grok”
“Shame on you, @Grok”
