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Kieran
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he/him, Aotearoa, Butlerian jihadist, won't make excuses for the terror
Every dumb asshole in /r/AITA:

"I don't want to do this small but meaningful gesture for a loved one, am i the asshole??'

Every sociopathic redditor in the replies: "NO you're not required to do anything for anybody! and nobody is allowed to call you an asshole for that!"
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 AM
radiation shielding using poop.
The middle 2 stowage bays in the floor of the cabin are big enough for 2 crew members each. The original concept was to take all the stowage out and pile it around them using bungees. Take full fecal canisters and line the hygiene bay wall with them.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
got cramp in my fingers playing the solo from freebird on air guitar.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Not criticizing Kevin at all but did anyone, anywhere see this in the media? They'll print every fuckin' stupid thing Seymour farts out of his racist little mouth but when the greens accurately pin down luxons' entire stupid speech it's crickets.
On Friday the Greens provided journalists a ‘prebuttal’ of the PM’s forthcoming speech. Today I feel we deserve some kind of prize (I mean, not the Nobel) for correctly predicting about 90% of the content, betting it would continue the relentless pursuit of the interests of the wealthy and sorted
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
oof
the Rams got a potentially game-saving tackle by

a) spearing D'Andre Swift in the crotch, then
b) flattening him on frozen turf
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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I mean, my column was satire, but I wasn't wrong.
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I would say that for every international airport on the planet it makes sense to have trains to the planes.
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Grillers on Victoria St in Kirikiriroa/Hamilton, can't remember how long ago they closed but they had these huge, dinner plate sized burgers you just couldn't eat with your hands. I miss those comedically large burgers
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Neurodiverse whanau, the 1st Autistic Professionals Network - Palmerston North meetup is in less than 2 weeks. It is Sunday the 1st of February at 10:00 AM. Anyone with interest is welcome. There is no fee. See below for details.
Boosting the signal on this will be greatly appreciated.
Ngā mihi nui.
Autistic Professionals Network - Palmerston North | Meetup
**Welcome to the Autistic Professionals Network - Palmerston North!**Are you on the Autism Spectrum and seeking connection and growth? Then please join our group of neurodiverse professionals in Palme...
www.meetup.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Just looking at the linkedin page for the TOP party's new leader and I don't like her resume.

Ain't voting for a KPMG consultant.
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I only just started watching the post self-fellatio speech but have any press asked him about the US yet?
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Mon Rovîa - Heavy Foot (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Mon Rovîa
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

They haven't even been able to recruit 2 dumb fuckers a day for the last 2 years to sign up to become cops.
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I will be *incandescent* with rage if that motherfucker signs us up to pay Trump's genocidal extortion plan.
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
probably because minnesota watched you shoot an unarmed woman in the face, call her a fucking bitch, and then prevent medical attention from getting to her you cunt.
Kristi Noem: "When we did these operations in other cities across the country, we didn't see this kind of violence. We didn't see organized, funded protesters come in to conduct acts of violence against our law enforcement officers like we're seeing in Minneapolis."
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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You can also see bathrobe guy get violently shoved (he's on the left) by a masked goon in the first few seconds of this viral clip
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i wish there was a way to explain to flies that they can continue trying to fly through glass, or they can go down a few inches and escape. Or they can die, it's a really simple choice.
January 19, 2026 at 12:02 AM
yeah it's almost like he's been *entirely* absent for a whole fuckin' calender month.
January 18, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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I just got some juicy records on a DVD and now unexpectedly need to buy an external reader to access them.

Consider helping me out via my Patreon or the Linktree in my bio.

patreon.com/stevanzetti
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"It's 2020 and i'm 30
I'll do another 10
In 2030 I'll be 40
And kill myself then" is such a good line by bo burnham that i'm mad i wasn't born 5 years later.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
it's a good thing the prime minister is currently prepping his jaw for his corporate donors
Severe Weather Update ⚠️

Further heavy rain expected for the North Island 🌧️

🟡 Yellow Heavy Rain Watch for Northland
🟡 Yellow Heavy Rain Watches for Auckland (north of the Harbour Bridge) and Great Barrier Island
🟡 Yellow Heavy Rain Watch for the Coromandel Peninsula

metservice.com/warnings
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hey guys using ai image generators is still bad when you're doing it to trump
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
whoa
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
still not high enough. Let's get up to a 100,000,000% increase.
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM