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Kieran
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he/him, Aotearoa, Butlerian jihadist, won't make excuses for the terror
lol this is official job search advice from winz
February 3, 2026 at 6:12 AM
They should do a star wars show but it's about rebel spies like these two whose job is simply to leave a door unlocked for a year so that everybody gets used to it, only to lock it on the day they need to delay something.
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
oh sure americans can make fun of us because one weird, possibly incredibly naive and fucking dumb professor from nz is in the epstein files.

well wait til you hear about this other prominent new zealander who is in the epstein files
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Some (too much) oil separated out so I definitely need lecithin or to be better at emulsifying but they good news is they're delicious and I think they should properly, just gotta air dry them (and hope it's not too humid inside)
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
she retired today, the election isn't til november. that's plenty of time for a by-election for her seat. in fact it demands it.
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I think if you can't be bothered proofreading your punditry, it's probably not good punditry.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/poll/58...
January 27, 2026 at 6:58 PM
This should have approx ~60mg of thc and send me to sleep nicely an in hour or so.
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 AM
How it started vs how it's going.

Pic on the left is what i made last month, pic on the right is what I made tonight, which is much higher quantity and quality.
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
like if you want to know how much louise perry sucks, just think of ways a person might suck, and louise probably sucks in that way.
January 26, 2026 at 9:58 PM
nobody needs to read this.
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
i've made it
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 AM
best i can do is this photo of a potato
January 23, 2026 at 6:41 AM
A reminder that if these *ever* do become something he sells, and you see one of these robots, your duty as a human is to treat them like this:
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
jesus
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
jesus h christ
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
added alt text for ya
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I read this as "BNZ closes whitianga beach" and was like "um, can they do that? since when does bnz own any beaches?"
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
yeah i was thinking that but i can't seem to find them bigger than 10ml or so.

until chemist warehouse just showed me this. and even brand new i don't know that i want to use this for food.
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
What's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
youtube has been serving me a lot of videos like this this morning.
January 20, 2026 at 8:09 PM
*using* AI exacerbates this already preexisting condition.
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Post a car photo you took
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
stubbies are a part of our summer uniform
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM