look, i will grant that luigi mangione is an attractive man but you will get the same adoration! Possibly even more!

they should get better protocols because they clearly fucked up with who they did give it to last year.

i just know, with that letter coming out tonight, tomorrow i'm gonna wake up in a worse world.

hell use a nuke, nobody will mind.

just like if he goes anywhere across the atlantic europe launches everything they fucking have against that one stupid plane.

I still remember when that first photo from new horizons came out and was shocked and heartbroken to learn that pluto isn't blue. even though it should be, because it's cold.

no i think i prefer no job with no money

i'm like the robots in westworld who can't see anything they're not programmed today except earlier this afternoon when i saw a dude get a spear tackle to the crotch.

but also no i don't generally watch historical dramas

I don't know who that is but yes, uppercut straight to the face chin. close your goddamn mouth.

i mean i haven't counted but probably yeah over the years

I once had a date who couldn't eat with her mouth closed and it was disgusting and when she invited me back to hers i was like "No this isn't going to work out" and she was really fuckin' hot, just disgusting and uncouth and not in a hot way.

"In other cultures it's considered gratitude to the chef to slurp and smack your food"

cool. here it's considered rude to eat with your mouth open and chewing gum with your mouth open isn't "showing gratitude to the chef"

I'm not being facetious or exaggerating it'd disgusting.

They were intended as "non functional" gifts, which would make the perfect thing to chuck some electronics in if you know it's going to sit in a government minister's office on display

I don't mind if people wanna do it on their own feeds, where i can ignore or scroll on by, but some people like to jump into other people's posts just endlessly whining about how it's all pointless, and like i understand the feeling, but they aren't helping and they're in the way.