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relational astrologer ✨ card slinger ✨ word nerd
traditions: hellenistic (natal, horary)
skills: natal, timing (retrospective & predictive)
offerings, testimonials, teachers & “lineages” on my site 🥰
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relational astrologer ✨ card slinger ✨ word nerd
traditions: hellenistic (natal, horary)
skills: natal, timing (retrospective & predictive)
offerings, testimonials, teachers & “lineages” on my site 🥰
🔗🌳: https://linktr.ee/npe_g
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@npeg.bsky.social
· 22d
Honorary Celestial Mage
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psssst, my books are open for natal, predictive and retrospective chart readings (and tarot too!) aaaaand i offer sliding scale and payment in installments 😈🕯️🌸🔮
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there is nothing more Venusian than "desiring understanding and being capable of it" (Symposium 203d), & that is why Venus exalts in Pisces. reading the classics alongside the texts is crazy cuz u start to rlly understand why they chose certain planets for certain signs, etc. the framework is solid
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
there is nothing more Venusian than "desiring understanding and being capable of it" (Symposium 203d), & that is why Venus exalts in Pisces. reading the classics alongside the texts is crazy cuz u start to rlly understand why they chose certain planets for certain signs, etc. the framework is solid
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Do your things on earth as your heart commands! When there comes to you that day of mourning, the Weary-Hearted hears not their mourning, wailing saves no man from the pit! (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Do your things on earth as your heart commands! When there comes to you that day of mourning, the Weary-Hearted hears not their mourning, wailing saves no man from the pit! (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)
oh cool cool so i JUST recovered from some fuckass bug and lost three days taking care of little guy when HE was wiped out w something and NOW MY THROAT FEELS WEIRD AGAIN SO I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR ROUND TWO????? FUCK THIS BULLSHIT MAN GIVE ME A BREAK
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November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
oh cool cool so i JUST recovered from some fuckass bug and lost three days taking care of little guy when HE was wiped out w something and NOW MY THROAT FEELS WEIRD AGAIN SO I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR ROUND TWO????? FUCK THIS BULLSHIT MAN GIVE ME A BREAK
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The fact that the first Saturn Return is so important I think speaks to how it pulls in & plays out in the Nodal Reverse Square, imo.
In fact, I would argue that the events around the Nodal Reversal at approx 27 set up the first Saturn Return & then get processed by the NRS at the age of roughly 32
In fact, I would argue that the events around the Nodal Reversal at approx 27 set up the first Saturn Return & then get processed by the NRS at the age of roughly 32
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The fact that the first Saturn Return is so important I think speaks to how it pulls in & plays out in the Nodal Reverse Square, imo.
In fact, I would argue that the events around the Nodal Reversal at approx 27 set up the first Saturn Return & then get processed by the NRS at the age of roughly 32
In fact, I would argue that the events around the Nodal Reversal at approx 27 set up the first Saturn Return & then get processed by the NRS at the age of roughly 32
i spent saturn station day working and thinking how my career might evolve as a result of this job 😂 natal saturn in 10H, pisces is my current profection so saturn is an active timelord, go figure 😂
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i spent saturn station day working and thinking how my career might evolve as a result of this job 😂 natal saturn in 10H, pisces is my current profection so saturn is an active timelord, go figure 😂
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Electric Callboy
Heilung
Woodkid
Bring Me The Horizon
The 1975
(all in the last 5 years!)
Electric Callboy
Heilung
Woodkid
Bring Me The Horizon
The 1975
(all in the last 5 years!)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
ABBA
The Police
George Michael
The xx
Bastille
ABBA
The Police
George Michael
The xx
Bastille
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Cibo Matto
New Order
Einstürzende Neubauten
Cabaret Voltaire
X-Ecutioners
Cibo Matto
New Order
Einstürzende Neubauten
Cabaret Voltaire
X-Ecutioners
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Electric Callboy
Heilung
Woodkid
Bring Me The Horizon
The 1975
(all in the last 5 years!)
Electric Callboy
Heilung
Woodkid
Bring Me The Horizon
The 1975
(all in the last 5 years!)
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I'm amused by the two different headshots used by CB for the Astrology Podcast thumbnails. I think these would make a really funny meme format. "When your new coworker says they love astrology & then send you their Co-Star chart:" type thing.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm amused by the two different headshots used by CB for the Astrology Podcast thumbnails. I think these would make a really funny meme format. "When your new coworker says they love astrology & then send you their Co-Star chart:" type thing.
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SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
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My stomach and spine are those of Sekhmet, my buttocks are those of the Eye of Horus, my thighs and flanks are those of Nut, my legs are those of Ptah, my toes are those of living falcons. (BDQ)
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My stomach and spine are those of Sekhmet, my buttocks are those of the Eye of Horus, my thighs and flanks are those of Nut, my legs are those of Ptah, my toes are those of living falcons. (BDQ)
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The sky quivers, the earth quakes before me, for I am a magician, I possess magic. I have come that I may glorify Orion, that I may set Osiris at the head, that I may set the gods upon their thrones. (PTF)
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The sky quivers, the earth quakes before me, for I am a magician, I possess magic. I have come that I may glorify Orion, that I may set Osiris at the head, that I may set the gods upon their thrones. (PTF)
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sometimes anger and rage just has to seep out of your pores because you’re tired of storing it in your body
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
sometimes anger and rage just has to seep out of your pores because you’re tired of storing it in your body
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tis the season to keep your mouth shut about what people are eating or not eating
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
tis the season to keep your mouth shut about what people are eating or not eating
sorry lads but if you’ve never looked down into a toilet bowl and seen huge blood clot or clumps of uterine tissue? kindly shut the fuck up 😂 it is WILD we do this shit EVERY MONTH
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
sorry lads but if you’ve never looked down into a toilet bowl and seen huge blood clot or clumps of uterine tissue? kindly shut the fuck up 😂 it is WILD we do this shit EVERY MONTH
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November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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OOOOOOP
ASTROLOGERS GET ON IT
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
ASTROLOGERS GET ON IT
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
OOOOOOP
ASTROLOGERS GET ON IT
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
ASTROLOGERS GET ON IT
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
i managed to complete THREE of my four admin lingering to-do’s with deadlines yesterday morning ONE OF WHICH required a PHONE CALL and i DID IT 🥹 so proud of myself 😭 must now use this pride and momentum to do One Final Scary Task tomorrow 😭 pray 4 me
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i managed to complete THREE of my four admin lingering to-do’s with deadlines yesterday morning ONE OF WHICH required a PHONE CALL and i DID IT 🥹 so proud of myself 😭 must now use this pride and momentum to do One Final Scary Task tomorrow 😭 pray 4 me
Post your warning label.
This is mine:
This is mine:
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Post your warning label.
This is mine:
This is mine:
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Phthalo green is a Perfect color
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Phthalo green is a Perfect color
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Jupiter is hanging out with Castor and Pollux at the moment…
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Jupiter is hanging out with Castor and Pollux at the moment…
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DO NOT REMOVE CARD
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
AUTHORIZING — DO NOT REMOVE CARD
🚨🚨REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE THE FUCKING CARD YOU IDIOT WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED THE CARD 🚨🚨
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
AUTHORIZING — DO NOT REMOVE CARD
🚨🚨REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE THE FUCKING CARD YOU IDIOT WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED THE CARD 🚨🚨
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
AUTHORIZING — DO NOT REMOVE CARD
🚨🚨REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE THE FUCKING CARD YOU IDIOT WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED THE CARD 🚨🚨
DO NOT REMOVE CARD
AUTHORIZING — DO NOT REMOVE CARD
🚨🚨REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE CARD 🚨🚨 REMOVE THE FUCKING CARD YOU IDIOT WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED THE CARD 🚨🚨
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Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get at least 4 hours of uninterrupted alone time in my home some time VERY soon, I will invade Poland
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get at least 4 hours of uninterrupted alone time in my home some time VERY soon, I will invade Poland
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I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CAN'T BREATGE
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CAN'T BREATGE
what do we watch when our baby is Day Five sick w fever and snotty horror? the 2001 CLASSIC feat bill murphy, osmosis jones 😎
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November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what do we watch when our baby is Day Five sick w fever and snotty horror? the 2001 CLASSIC feat bill murphy, osmosis jones 😎
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Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Anytime I need to see your face, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola
And I am taken to a place where your crystal mind
And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola