Samantha Young
@samanthayoung.me
Writer, witch, weirdo.
Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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Host of the Cosmic Co-Op.
I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism.
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Just mixed some chili crisp oil into some goat cheese and ate it with a rosemary cracker. If you even care.
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just mixed some chili crisp oil into some goat cheese and ate it with a rosemary cracker. If you even care.
I don’t think it’s a coincidence my husband & I both realized the extent of the abuse & neglect from both of our families after we fell in love with each other. Being loved wholly & properly (also being RESPECTED) made us both see what we had been deprived of as children.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t think it’s a coincidence my husband & I both realized the extent of the abuse & neglect from both of our families after we fell in love with each other. Being loved wholly & properly (also being RESPECTED) made us both see what we had been deprived of as children.
Living in the suburbs and trying to soak up 3rd house experiences is like: I want to take a leisurely walk to the nearby coffee shop & wave at folks & dogs, but it’s literally 2.5 hours round trip if I walk and 10 minutes round trip if I drive, so I drive slowly and wave to neighbors from my car.
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Living in the suburbs and trying to soak up 3rd house experiences is like: I want to take a leisurely walk to the nearby coffee shop & wave at folks & dogs, but it’s literally 2.5 hours round trip if I walk and 10 minutes round trip if I drive, so I drive slowly and wave to neighbors from my car.
When I say “I run hot” I mean it’s currently 46 degrees and overcast and I’m outside in booty shorts and flip flops, feeling fantastic
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When I say “I run hot” I mean it’s currently 46 degrees and overcast and I’m outside in booty shorts and flip flops, feeling fantastic
Using roll-on perfume oil as cuticle oil bc Venus told me to
December 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Using roll-on perfume oil as cuticle oil bc Venus told me to
Oh, a HOMEOWNER? No, sorry, I’m not one of those. I thought you said “homo nerd.”
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh, a HOMEOWNER? No, sorry, I’m not one of those. I thought you said “homo nerd.”
When I say “recently,” I could mean anywhere between 2 days ago and 2 years ago
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
When I say “recently,” I could mean anywhere between 2 days ago and 2 years ago
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the weight loss industrial complex can get fucked
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the weight loss industrial complex can get fucked
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Disney saw all those pictures people made of Mickey doing crack when AI first rolled out and were like “hey. Pretty cool”
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer
openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Disney saw all those pictures people made of Mickey doing crack when AI first rolled out and were like “hey. Pretty cool”
Yes, my mom was abusive. And yes, she still had moments of wisdom or times when she showed me true maternal care. You could say it’s… complex. Like the C in C-PTSD, which I earned.
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yes, my mom was abusive. And yes, she still had moments of wisdom or times when she showed me true maternal care. You could say it’s… complex. Like the C in C-PTSD, which I earned.
My mom said a lot of fucked up shit to me while raising me, but the one solid mom-ism from her Aquarius ass that always stuck with me is “don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to hear the answers to.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My mom said a lot of fucked up shit to me while raising me, but the one solid mom-ism from her Aquarius ass that always stuck with me is “don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to hear the answers to.”
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want shaq to hold me like a baby while im holding lil Wayne like a baby and feeding him those lifesavers gummies that look like shaq's head
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
want shaq to hold me like a baby while im holding lil Wayne like a baby and feeding him those lifesavers gummies that look like shaq's head
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Astrology is a verb
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Astrology is a verb
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URGENT CF🚨a black disabled couple must pay dialysis (1577) and med supplies (214) in TWO DAYS! SEVERELY BEHIND
284/1791! can anyone match 20, 109, 10, 50, or 25? can you go higher? 899 TO 75% THRESHOLD FOR DIALYSIS🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
284/1791! can anyone match 20, 109, 10, 50, or 25? can you go higher? 899 TO 75% THRESHOLD FOR DIALYSIS🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
URGENT CF🚨a black disabled couple must pay dialysis (1577) and med supplies (214) in TWO DAYS! SEVERELY BEHIND
284/1791! can anyone match 20, 109, 10, 50, or 25? can you go higher? 899 TO 75% THRESHOLD FOR DIALYSIS🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
284/1791! can anyone match 20, 109, 10, 50, or 25? can you go higher? 899 TO 75% THRESHOLD FOR DIALYSIS🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
It’s time to come clean.
I was one of the bots hired to generate negative discourse online about Taylor Swift. They have been paying me to do this since 2011. I am one of the top performers in my department.
It can be exhausting at times, but if you do what you love, it never feels like work.
I was one of the bots hired to generate negative discourse online about Taylor Swift. They have been paying me to do this since 2011. I am one of the top performers in my department.
It can be exhausting at times, but if you do what you love, it never feels like work.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s time to come clean.
I was one of the bots hired to generate negative discourse online about Taylor Swift. They have been paying me to do this since 2011. I am one of the top performers in my department.
It can be exhausting at times, but if you do what you love, it never feels like work.
I was one of the bots hired to generate negative discourse online about Taylor Swift. They have been paying me to do this since 2011. I am one of the top performers in my department.
It can be exhausting at times, but if you do what you love, it never feels like work.
Might say “fuck it” and fully embrace my jester era during my upcoming Gemini year
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Might say “fuck it” and fully embrace my jester era during my upcoming Gemini year
Good morning to girls with a tummy ache only
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good morning to girls with a tummy ache only
Girlies who grew up feeling ashamed of their violent fantasies… now is your time to shine. Those weren’t fantasies, that was just you preparing for ICE.
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Girlies who grew up feeling ashamed of their violent fantasies… now is your time to shine. Those weren’t fantasies, that was just you preparing for ICE.
There’s gotta be a way to weaponize IBS against ICE. Weapon of ass destruction
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There’s gotta be a way to weaponize IBS against ICE. Weapon of ass destruction
This song has a flute solo AND a sax solo in it, if you even care
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This song has a flute solo AND a sax solo in it, if you even care
LOVE winter. LOATHE the way everyone blasts hot air in my face whenever I enter a building in winter.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
LOVE winter. LOATHE the way everyone blasts hot air in my face whenever I enter a building in winter.
Billionaires can never experience, let alone appreciate, what it is to live a little life and be loved entirely by someone you can’t wait to get old and ugly with. They can never get close to that kind of wealth so they clamor at material wealth instead.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Billionaires can never experience, let alone appreciate, what it is to live a little life and be loved entirely by someone you can’t wait to get old and ugly with. They can never get close to that kind of wealth so they clamor at material wealth instead.
Wish there was a way to bottle and reproduce my executive functioning on day 8 of my cycle
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Wish there was a way to bottle and reproduce my executive functioning on day 8 of my cycle
In a world where anti-cannabis propaganda is being pushed by the liquor industry and everyone’s turning into Ozempic ghouls, I do my part by remaining staunchly fat and stoned.
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
In a world where anti-cannabis propaganda is being pushed by the liquor industry and everyone’s turning into Ozempic ghouls, I do my part by remaining staunchly fat and stoned.