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Samantha Young

@samanthayoung.me

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Writer, witch, weirdo. Host of the Cosmic Co-Op. I write about astrology, shame, and dreaming beyond capitalism. SUBVERTING CAPITALISM THROUGH THE HOUSES: samanthayoung.me/sctth Join the Cosmic Co-Op 🛸 thecosmiccoop.com

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 5h

Imagine if instead of using their bodies to salsa dance, Portlanders actually put their bodies between ICE agents and the people they’re trying to disappear. Imagine the possibilities

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 5h

Anyway, just to brag for a second. My work on the astrological houses & capitalism is like really good.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 8h

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 5h

The thing about having an ass that just won’t quit is it often comes with an obnoxious personality that also will not quit

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Hawk 🤙🪽 omens & gods guy @omenhawk.bsky.social · 5h

My best friend’s brother is a trans man and he died tragically this week. she’s raising money for his funeral. Pls help me help their family.

www.gofundme.com/f/honor-tann...

Donate to Honor Tanner's Memory and Support His Family, organized by Branwen Movahed

Last week the Thomas family received the devastating news that our belove… Branwen Movahed needs your support for Honor Tanner's Memory and Support His Family

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 8h

The mark of a true barista isn’t your latte art but how well you can aerate your milks so you don’t deafen everyone in the room every time you steam milk

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live a raccoon’s lifestyle

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

I’ve tasted being a weed snob, being a coffee snob, and being a music snob.

I suggest digging for trash in the dumpster under the light of a full moon.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

I can’t believe I almost let a 5’4” man with a Joy Divison tattoo convince me that pop music has no meaning

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Soda Pop is a thinly veiled ode to cunnilingus and you can’t convince me otherwise

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Nobody:

Me: listen cause I’m
Me: PREACHIN TO THE CHOIR
Me: CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?!

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Lego Lost At Sea @legolostatsea.bsky.social · 1d

Hair barrettes/slides, all found washed up on Cornish beaches.
#plasticarchaeology #Anthropocene

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

I know this last part because bathroom has had a broken sink and an “out of order” sign on the door for weeks and they still go in and do their business and leave. Unwashed.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Don’t ever let someone’s status at their job make you think higher of them. I serve executives all day at work and a lot of them are mystified by using tap to pay, leave dishes on their tables like this is a restaurant (it’s not), and are not washing their hands after using the bathroom.

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

So many spiritual questions in the form of “what does xyz mean” or “how do I start doing xyz” can really just be answered by learning how to pay attention.

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 1d

Being an old white man probably

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

On the bright side, Aries was rising while my kid got his flu + covid shots today. All 3 of us have hella Mars privilege. We teamed up with the nurses to do both shots at once, they got it done in 2 seconds and there were barely any tears 😌 Thank u Mars

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

I did not fully put together what was said until he was out of sight. And for that he’s very fortunate

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

My delayed processing + being on day 2 of my period really did save someone’s life today though. Because while my child was freaking out about being at the doctor, an old man being led into his appointment said “wouldn’t it be easier just to kill him?” 🙃 fuck you Robert I hope you get cancer

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

Tbh, letting my child scream at the top of his lungs in the waiting room feels like retribution for his doctor’s office rescheduling us for 4 pm on a Monday. Don’t they know how 3-year-olds work?

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

I swear the reason some people are still alive is due to my delayed emotional processing

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

I just think if you’re the kind of person who cares about the environment then you’d let your fallen leaves go untouched and idk maybe not fire up your gas-powered noise machine to blow them into the gutter

Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 2d

Part of the reason October feels so magical is because the light is changing the way it’s supposed to. We are heading into the dark months on the sun’s schedule.

Then here comes November with its daylight savings time bullshit

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Samantha Young @samanthayoung.me · 3d

Pearl is just a movie about girlhood