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kerrence
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shitposting e il resto scompare

trans rights are human rights | she/her
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November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if i had evidence that my absolute garbage person of a partner was committing federal crimes for robert god damn fucking kennedy i would not sit on them for m o n t h s and then release them like holiday hors d’ouevres
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
remembering some funny shit on thanksgiving eve for no reason. like this. my brother and his best friend found this so god damn funny when they were 13 that they would rewind it like a thousand times. we still laugh about it

youtu.be/rsQk3hY8iDo?...
Thelma and Louise - truck explosion
YouTube video by Bib48_MovieClips
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every year my kid tells me he’s gonna help me make cranberry sauce (his fave) and has done so i think once? in 2021? anyway i already made some but i’m gonna hand him a can & opener tomorrow & say have at it, fellow southpaw! as i go back to my one of two days i drink a year. it will not go well,
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Welcome to my bird/nature posting account!

Mostly going to be bird and other wildlife. Gonna experiment with some bot stuff to auto-share captures from my bird audio monitor and post that stuff here.
July 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
how could anyone possibly have a beef with the lincoln memorial reflecting pool
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
sees “journalistic ethics,” gets bad feeling, oh no

part 3 dropped and there will be screenshots whether we want them or not (we are degenerates and it’s thanksgiving, lfg)
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
just grumbling about vance being in my general vicinity. why are you here. you and kelly craft’s cryptkeeper ass could’ve gone to nashville or heaven forbid, the military base you are scheduled to be at. two hours from here. leave
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
let’s get weird
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the point of work the wednesday before thanksgiving is to see how long you can go without being like “i’m so fuckin bored, man”
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
happy thanksgiving, the doodoo dogshit work folks pushed out during the shutdown is back baby and it’s in my workload. drink up
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
sent my husband, who does not drink, to buy wine 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
spent years wondering “why is my hair curlier on the right than the left?” and woke up this morning like ah mystery solved, because you sleep on that side, genius
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Let em know
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I keep trying to do the second part when someone cool and famous hops on but I'm back to tarantula dick in like an hour
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
my only strongly held food belief is that well done steak is an affront to decency and an insult to cows.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sometimes i like looking through zillow listings in my old neighborhood and nw houston are you okay

www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
🚨 holiday food discourse, we got the juice
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ten thousand sale emails: we are having our LOWEST PRICES EVER!!! if you don’t buy this shit we will KILL OURSELVES!!!

the sale: 20% off certain things, if you’re a rewards member (it’s free to sign up!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
here we freakin go
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
old navy brainwashing me into being like “ok but we could be peak white and have matching star wars christmas pajamas but i shan’t be calling them jingle jammies”
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
had a big boomer moment where i was like “i miss that giant christmas store off gessner, wonder what happened to it?” it closed like 30 years ago and you moved from houston 9 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM