hoss bonaventure, ceo
@nostunkelocin.bsky.social
slipknot is the fuck you to korn’s fuck me, it pairs nicely with system of a down’s fuck the system and limp bizkit’s ultimately unhelpful message of fuck everything.
some recent quiz photos.
January 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
some recent quiz photos.
called in sick just because the vibes felt off.
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
called in sick just because the vibes felt off.
I love the time honoured tradition of my father screaming at 17-20 year olds for 60 minutes a day
December 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I love the time honoured tradition of my father screaming at 17-20 year olds for 60 minutes a day
quiz watching me pet neuvy 😬
December 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
quiz watching me pet neuvy 😬
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merry christmas from the farm! (dogs: maverick and rebel, cats: butters and cheryl, cows: lily, lotus, lupine, and lavender)
December 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
merry christmas from the farm! (dogs: maverick and rebel, cats: butters and cheryl, cows: lily, lotus, lupine, and lavender)
he’s a seal
December 24, 2024 at 4:13 AM
he’s a seal
live look at quiz watching me pack up all his stuff to go to my parents for xmas
a cat is sitting in a bowl of food and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cat is sitting in a bowl of food and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
live look at quiz watching me pack up all his stuff to go to my parents for xmas
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me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
December 18, 2024 at 5:23 AM
me: you dim sum, you lose some
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man
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Yesterday, we all were laughing at Eric Adams when he suggest that they knew the suspected killer’s name but didn’t want to release it publicly. But imagine how you would have reacted if he’d told us they were looking for Luigi Mangione.
December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Yesterday, we all were laughing at Eric Adams when he suggest that they knew the suspected killer’s name but didn’t want to release it publicly. But imagine how you would have reacted if he’d told us they were looking for Luigi Mangione.
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it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres
December 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post
December 9, 2024 at 7:03 PM
i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post
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Excited for the NYPD press conference tomorrow where they announce that they found the murder weapon and then present this:
December 8, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Excited for the NYPD press conference tomorrow where they announce that they found the murder weapon and then present this:
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DAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM
DAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE
the mets????????????????????
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 AM
the mets????????????????????
the CEO getting murked is calling me back to twitter like the green goblin mask
December 6, 2024 at 11:41 PM
the CEO getting murked is calling me back to twitter like the green goblin mask
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USA Network on Thursdays in the 2000s:
Monk is officially available tonight.
November 26, 2024 at 1:20 AM
USA Network on Thursdays in the 2000s:
“GST holiday” “vibecession”. You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn."
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
“GST holiday” “vibecession”. You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn."
i’m running out of space to put snow 😭
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
i’m running out of space to put snow 😭