Leo
@noshyira.bsky.social
Cat lover, artist, general manace to society. LGBT, ACAB, all that good stuff. He/they
Older people who complain about "the younger generation" really don't like it when you say "blame the generation who raised them" huh
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Older people who complain about "the younger generation" really don't like it when you say "blame the generation who raised them" huh
So.... Murderbot the show.
The ending of season one.
....... Is Gurathin Murderbot's father? 😅
The ending of season one.
....... Is Gurathin Murderbot's father? 😅
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 AM
So.... Murderbot the show.
The ending of season one.
....... Is Gurathin Murderbot's father? 😅
The ending of season one.
....... Is Gurathin Murderbot's father? 😅
I read over 100 books last year (unsure of exact number as storygraph won't let you import via ISBN anymore).
Performed 48 shows
AND I'm up for an award at the Wellington Comedy Awards next week (where I'm performing) for Best New Comedian 🥰
Performed 48 shows
AND I'm up for an award at the Wellington Comedy Awards next week (where I'm performing) for Best New Comedian 🥰
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I read over 100 books last year (unsure of exact number as storygraph won't let you import via ISBN anymore).
Performed 48 shows
AND I'm up for an award at the Wellington Comedy Awards next week (where I'm performing) for Best New Comedian 🥰
Performed 48 shows
AND I'm up for an award at the Wellington Comedy Awards next week (where I'm performing) for Best New Comedian 🥰
@jamberee13.bsky.social omg omg omg I'm popping back into 🦋 to check if you've heard of PlantWave?
I just saw them on insta and they put a little thing on plants and you can hear all the different sounds plants make! Do you know it? They did moss and I thought of you.
I just saw them on insta and they put a little thing on plants and you can hear all the different sounds plants make! Do you know it? They did moss and I thought of you.
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
@jamberee13.bsky.social omg omg omg I'm popping back into 🦋 to check if you've heard of PlantWave?
I just saw them on insta and they put a little thing on plants and you can hear all the different sounds plants make! Do you know it? They did moss and I thought of you.
I just saw them on insta and they put a little thing on plants and you can hear all the different sounds plants make! Do you know it? They did moss and I thought of you.
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I love you so much that I send you omens, I send signs in the woods, I send mystics with terrible visions for you to avoid, I send storms to keep you safe indoors. I want to see you ancient
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I love you so much that I send you omens, I send signs in the woods, I send mystics with terrible visions for you to avoid, I send storms to keep you safe indoors. I want to see you ancient
I'm doing my first ever paid comedy show tomorrow 🥳
At tonight's show, I did all new material in the hopes that I'd be able to find something to replace No Milk since Ryan's parents are coming (bless them). But unfortunately, they are just going to have to find out I was once a stripper 😅
At tonight's show, I did all new material in the hopes that I'd be able to find something to replace No Milk since Ryan's parents are coming (bless them). But unfortunately, they are just going to have to find out I was once a stripper 😅
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I'm doing my first ever paid comedy show tomorrow 🥳
At tonight's show, I did all new material in the hopes that I'd be able to find something to replace No Milk since Ryan's parents are coming (bless them). But unfortunately, they are just going to have to find out I was once a stripper 😅
At tonight's show, I did all new material in the hopes that I'd be able to find something to replace No Milk since Ryan's parents are coming (bless them). But unfortunately, they are just going to have to find out I was once a stripper 😅
Fcken OW?
I caught my fingernail on my piercing and made it bleed 🥲
Now if you're thinking Leo, I've never seen any piercings on you, well let me JUST SAY- 😂😂😭
I caught my fingernail on my piercing and made it bleed 🥲
Now if you're thinking Leo, I've never seen any piercings on you, well let me JUST SAY- 😂😂😭
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Fcken OW?
I caught my fingernail on my piercing and made it bleed 🥲
Now if you're thinking Leo, I've never seen any piercings on you, well let me JUST SAY- 😂😂😭
I caught my fingernail on my piercing and made it bleed 🥲
Now if you're thinking Leo, I've never seen any piercings on you, well let me JUST SAY- 😂😂😭
I used to get gut-wrenching crushes on men, but then they'd take off their long, black coat and I couldn't tell him apart from anyone else.
Turns out what I really wanted was a new coat. Fixed me right up!
Turns out what I really wanted was a new coat. Fixed me right up!
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I used to get gut-wrenching crushes on men, but then they'd take off their long, black coat and I couldn't tell him apart from anyone else.
Turns out what I really wanted was a new coat. Fixed me right up!
Turns out what I really wanted was a new coat. Fixed me right up!
The true horror of creepypasta is how American it is.
"Everything in me was screaming to leave, but $15 an hour is $15 an hour. I wasn't going to make that kind of money anywhere else."
You're gonna get eaten from the inside out AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID LEAVE?!
"Everything in me was screaming to leave, but $15 an hour is $15 an hour. I wasn't going to make that kind of money anywhere else."
You're gonna get eaten from the inside out AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID LEAVE?!
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The true horror of creepypasta is how American it is.
"Everything in me was screaming to leave, but $15 an hour is $15 an hour. I wasn't going to make that kind of money anywhere else."
You're gonna get eaten from the inside out AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID LEAVE?!
"Everything in me was screaming to leave, but $15 an hour is $15 an hour. I wasn't going to make that kind of money anywhere else."
You're gonna get eaten from the inside out AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAID LEAVE?!
I love that episode of desperate housewives where the secretly pregnant daughter goes as her fake pregnant mother for Halloween since they're both large bellied and the daughter is sick of being trapped in the attic so nobody knows she sinned.
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that episode of desperate housewives where the secretly pregnant daughter goes as her fake pregnant mother for Halloween since they're both large bellied and the daughter is sick of being trapped in the attic so nobody knows she sinned.
We left a bowl of our collected candy in the front yard for the trick or treaters (none of us felt like interacting directly, or some of us were sick) and all the candy was taken. Somebody left us an apple 🍎
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
We left a bowl of our collected candy in the front yard for the trick or treaters (none of us felt like interacting directly, or some of us were sick) and all the candy was taken. Somebody left us an apple 🍎
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my playlist is all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my playlist is all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place
because my thoughts are all over the place
It's only breaking if it's from the breaking province of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling entering.
Also please stop screaming.
Also please stop screaming.
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It's only breaking if it's from the breaking province of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling entering.
Also please stop screaming.
Also please stop screaming.
I refer to my deadname as my maiden name.
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I refer to my deadname as my maiden name.
Yesterday, I described my aesthetic as dark academia meets byronian fuckboy and.... Honestly that's maybe the most accurate thing I've ever said.
October 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yesterday, I described my aesthetic as dark academia meets byronian fuckboy and.... Honestly that's maybe the most accurate thing I've ever said.
Has anyone seen the 2013 film Coherence?
Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"
Insufferable. Every. Single. One.
Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"
Insufferable. Every. Single. One.
October 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Has anyone seen the 2013 film Coherence?
Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"
Insufferable. Every. Single. One.
Every single one of these people is the kind of person who gets hung up on, hears the disconnection sound, and goes "Hello?"
Insufferable. Every. Single. One.
I read all the "not now kitten-" memes in Musk's voice.
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I read all the "not now kitten-" memes in Musk's voice.
"the last time I saw you, you were this 🤏big-_"
N, I was THIS 🫡 big bc I was 11 and you paid me $25 to destroy evidence for your business because you knew I couldn't read any of the small print 🤦
N, I was THIS 🫡 big bc I was 11 and you paid me $25 to destroy evidence for your business because you knew I couldn't read any of the small print 🤦
October 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"the last time I saw you, you were this 🤏big-_"
N, I was THIS 🫡 big bc I was 11 and you paid me $25 to destroy evidence for your business because you knew I couldn't read any of the small print 🤦
N, I was THIS 🫡 big bc I was 11 and you paid me $25 to destroy evidence for your business because you knew I couldn't read any of the small print 🤦
Ooooh this ASMR is making me sooo tingly
My carpal tunnel:
My carpal tunnel:
October 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ooooh this ASMR is making me sooo tingly
My carpal tunnel:
My carpal tunnel:
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nobody ever says "I wish I'd played more video games" when they die. Video games haven't been around long enough. I may be the first to say it.
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i don’t need ai for art. i just draw and my buddy tells me when the titties aren’t right
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i don’t need ai for art. i just draw and my buddy tells me when the titties aren’t right
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I am someone who has looked a man who asked if I was ok dead in the eye and said, with a fully genuine smile “yeah, I’m great!” Before passing out cold on the floor
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am someone who has looked a man who asked if I was ok dead in the eye and said, with a fully genuine smile “yeah, I’m great!” Before passing out cold on the floor
Siamese cats look like Loony Toons characters who tried to blow up bugs Bunny and then got left holding the bomb and it exploded in their face instead
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Siamese cats look like Loony Toons characters who tried to blow up bugs Bunny and then got left holding the bomb and it exploded in their face instead