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legalize petting dogs

adult NB. Trans rights now and forever

nominally he/him but go crazy with it, idc
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When you debate me online this is who you’re arguing with
There is no productive debate to be had about LLMs on bluesky, absolutely zero ore in that vein
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Google Maps decided that the fastest way from Boston to Virginia is straight through the middle of fucking Manhattan and by the time I noticed where it was taking me I was already screwed
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There’s a 5 minute slowdown ahead :) You’re on the fastest route :) Just five minutes :) You’re still on the fastest route :) Ignore that your eta is now 3 hours later than planned :) This is the fastest route :)
I liked GPS navigation more back when it didn’t lie to me
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I liked GPS navigation more back when it didn’t lie to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Average Connecticut driver encountering a closed lane: “oh wow, it’s so nice that all these drivers moved over to make way for Me, the Most Important Person”
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@wutrain.bsky.social if you read this im free on November 2028 and would like to vote. Please respond to this and then run for president in 2028 when I’m free
Mayor Michelle Wu said she has no interest in confabbing with President Trump as New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani did last week while in Washington:

“I’m not interested in a bromance with the federal regime,” Wu said.
Mamdani can have his ‘bromance’ with Trump, but Mayor Wu says she’s ‘not interested’ - The Boston Globe
Last Friday’s meetup between President Trump and New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani raised eyebrows on both sides of the political aisle.
trib.al
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This new The Hellp album fucks
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
One cool thing about engineering is when complete strangers slack you on a day off to assert that you’re a helpless baby who must immediately cease working on the project you’ve spent the past six months on
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Now taking bets on how long it’ll take the Bsky app team to fix “stuck in a video until you force kill the app”
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
?????? #skycards
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A spectre is haunting America
a cartoon character wearing headphones is sitting on a green surface
ALT: a cartoon character wearing headphones is sitting on a green surface
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
dearest plane nerds: there’s a civilian tilt-rotor craft (??????) doing rounds just north of Philadelphia right now
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
are you a gay islamophile seeking to date a hot, terrible father?

you’re trying to bag bad baghdadi baddie daddies
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
stretching isn't enough, I need to be strapped into a medieval torture device
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not "talk to every day" but I've got a few mutuals who still post back and forth with me and that's neat :)
question for the bluesky elders: does anyone else have a bestie from the 2023 days who you still talk to every day and are very close with?
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Get in loser … we’re reinventing the rule of law from first principles
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I need Corbeau or Bride or Recaro to make a racing seat that’s compatible with both factory seatbelts and 6-point harnesses and also has lumbar support, and also has heating and cooling

Why doesn’t this exist. I’m annoyed this doesn’t exist. Yes I’m the only person on earth who wants this
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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shout out to everyone who isn’t a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hypnospace Outlaw review: They sure did make a lot of fake websites for this game
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
your table is ready
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Perfectly normal temperature for a motorcycle ride
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey Boston area nerds: if you vape disposables I will gladly take your empties and do something cool with the batteries :)

Don’t just throw those in the trash! Dispose of them properly
if i speak about what should happened to the inventors of disposable vapes they'll suspend me for 6 months
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I hate that stupid truck bed size infographic
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this dingus fell off a pier into the freezing ocean and needed to be fished out last night

(he’s fine)

absolutely graceless creature
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Someone hook Beaudrillard's corpse up to a generator, his grave-rolling will power our society for generations to come
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM