This is the app for posting cum jokes, don’t even bother

“Build the wall”
“No, not like that”

“I don’t want this drive to be boring”

*monkey’s finger curls*

There’s no way that Google’s computational might could have possibly predicted traffic in New York

I traverse New York too infrequently to have these kind of tricks memorized unfortch

But realistically I should have just known better than to let it route me anywhere near the city

DTF, as the name implies, Fucks

Great piece. We all have a tendency to be less than diligent with our tire pressures, in particular with ADV/dual-sports doing double duty as daily road bikes and trail toys, where frequent checks really shine.

That reminds me, I’ve got a slow leak in my front tube I’ve gotta rectify…

Some people have decided that illumination is bad even when the lights are pointed away from their eyes, and will die on that hill because they saw an infographic one time

I drive a low car and I’m 6’2” - forget the window, my head doesn’t even come broach the top of the wheel wells on some modern cars. I think a lot about how they could drive right over me without noticing.

Mostly GM vehicles, but all brands are guilty

You may not like it, but this is what peak urban transportation looks like

The backing assumption is always that since *They* didn’t pay attention to your ceaseless communications and calls to action, *You* must be doing all of this off the cuff without any planning.

*You* need your hand held to cross the street that *They* didn’t know existed (you designed the crosswalk)

They have been around for ages but definitely exploded in popularity recently

I think the BA Test Kitchen did them in a video before they imploded

Fortnite is the IPslop midpoint between Minecraft and GTAO

There’s three types of games now:
- Minecraft
- Slay The Spire
- GTA Online

All games exist in this continuum

Feeling thirsty