C Bernz
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C Bernz
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I don’t believe I shall.
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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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This is concerning, that a rep feels they must post this. A lot in our coalition has felt the same way and worried about it, but didn’t think we’d be here publicly.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
At least the stupid fuck openly admitted the regime has in fact hired treasonous scum.
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.

BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned

NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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🎯🎯🎯
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I spoke with DoT and their instructions were very clear and you didn’t follow any of them.

They said if you consume alcohol:
1) Don’t get behind the wheel of a car
2) Definitely don’t run your car into a light pole
3) if you fail the above, don’t flee yet leave your licensed vehicle at the scene
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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I love that Bari Weiss did a "all hands on deck" meeting where she announced that the media landscape has changed and they have to evolve with it and then introduced Calipers McSkullMeasure as their next anchor
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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But not the real Criminals.
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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This is old. Dr. John Gartner and Harry Segal tried telling us of his Malignant Narcissism and worsening dementia, but who needs experts.
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Same reason Elon Musk paid twice the value of twitter and has been running it into the ground financially while benefiting from his ability to influence politics internationally
I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Seriously, how does one make it to the age of 79, speaking the English language the entire time, without ever encountering the word “whole”.

www.comicsands.com/trump-whole-...
Trump Is Weirding Everyone Out With His Bizarre Comments About Whole Milk
What in the world?
www.comicsands.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.

Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What an abject fucking idiot.
🤡BEYOND PARODY

SEN. MULLIN: “I support removing 🇮🇷 ‘s regime.”
COLLINS: “You’re ok taking out the Iranian regime?”
MULLIN: “I am.”

*seconds later*

MULLIN: “We’re not into regime change.”
COLLINS: “But you just said you are.”
MULLIN: “Yeah, Absolutely.”

Bro whut🤦🏻‍♂️
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Same day he said he discussed the future of Venezuela with a nobel prize winner on the phone instead of the president the country who just got sworn in
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Well, seeing as people who don’t demonstrate signs of cognitive decline don’t need to take such tests, I personally wouldn’t brag about having to take this 3 times in a year (and I’d likely remember that I’ve taken this test 4 times in the last year).
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
How many murders is Sudoku responsible for?
Considering how much evidence and peer reviewed studies there are at this point that show video games don't cause shootings it's funny they keep dusting off this tired theory to see if it lands
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM