Noob Employee
@noobemployee.bsky.social
A 28y/o furry mechanic who just wants to enjoy life.
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holy shit. hell of an analysis
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
holy shit. hell of an analysis
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Romantic AND crafty GFs ❤️ #animation
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Romantic AND crafty GFs ❤️ #animation
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Authenticating my furry relationship with scritches 😊
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Authenticating my furry relationship with scritches 😊
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"No one suspects a thing!"
Meanwhile the real Nicole is somewhere, bound and gagged in a closet, FURIOUS!
This was a request that HAD to be done XD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
Meanwhile the real Nicole is somewhere, bound and gagged in a closet, FURIOUS!
This was a request that HAD to be done XD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
"No one suspects a thing!"
Meanwhile the real Nicole is somewhere, bound and gagged in a closet, FURIOUS!
This was a request that HAD to be done XD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
Meanwhile the real Nicole is somewhere, bound and gagged in a closet, FURIOUS!
This was a request that HAD to be done XD
Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
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November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Sadly, this is why Democratic leaders needed to act when the iron was hot — to lead, get out on the streets, and mobilize public opinion.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
Sometimes very hard not to feel like the rest of the country has abandoned Minnesota. We STILL have ICE everywhere. Our schools, businesses, and economy are in profound crisis. But without Bovino here throwing tear gas, much of the country seems to not care at all what’s being done to us.
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Sadly, this is why Democratic leaders needed to act when the iron was hot — to lead, get out on the streets, and mobilize public opinion.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
It may now be that their moment has passed and the public has moved on. If so, what a shame; what a lost opportunity.
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
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NEW COMIC: What's This?
Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅
Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
NEW COMIC: What's This?
Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅
Anyone else have a kid like this? 😅
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Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Why do you think they’re desperate to make sure we’re not anonymous on the internet?
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The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.
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While cancelling Nitro is all well and good, just a reminder that age verification itself won't go away as a whole unless KOSA, the SCREEN Act, and tons more are buried and done with.
Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.
Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
While cancelling Nitro is all well and good, just a reminder that age verification itself won't go away as a whole unless KOSA, the SCREEN Act, and tons more are buried and done with.
Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.
Please contact your reps if you don't want this to spread to other platforms.
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
Wallets speak louder than words it seems
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Wallets speak louder than words it seems
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
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size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
size difference but the tall one is treated like a person and not a hypermasculinized and aggressive fetish object that can never be hurt, and is cared for and treated w tenderness.
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