Noigel Arcane
noigel.bsky.social
Noigel Arcane
@noigel.bsky.social
He/Him, skeets on AEW wrestling, TTRPGs, and pleasant weird life stuff.
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THE MERCHANT
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A story in three parts. Yesterday Big Protostar asked what’s the first thing you’d do if he gave you $100 and I said I’d take my girlfriend to a nice dinner. Today I saw this and was so shocked I didn’t know what to do lol. Extremely thankful for him. 🤼
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I need a storyline where RJ City decides to be Eddie Kingstons Manager, but Eddie Kingston doesn’t want him as a manager, and we see the two of them interact regularly until RJ does something legitimately helpful for him, and he thanks him, and says you’re still not my manager.
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Paramount swooping in to bite and contest Warner ownership while it’s already in the mouth of Netflix. Break all these companies up again like it was Ma Bell.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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🎶
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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when i lose, i lose to win
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
An excellent review for an intriguing game with great parallels to explain why things like the Netflix/Warner merger is bad for all of us.

(Bravo Veteran Joystick! linktr.ee/Veteranjoyst...)

youtu.be/A0qRntRUNjo?...
Dispatch Just Did The Impossilbe
YouTube video by Veteran Joystick
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December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Me trying to get the cat into its crate 🤼 #AEWDynamite
what a pic this is
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
They raise our subscription prices and then do moves like this under the guise of new content. We can hear that you’ve reached the bottom of the milkshake, Netflix.
Nothing about this deal is done. Oppose it to the bitter end.
So many publications are phrasing the netflix - warner thing as a done deal, but its not + it will take a YEAR minimum to even officialize this sale. Ive heard the director's guild of america is planning a movement to block the proceedings, they dont want you to know you can oppose this
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mox’s and the Deathrider’s follow-up video after Claudio beat Mox just put the entire group on another level.

I, like everyone else, was looking forward to Mox completely falling out/losing more in the C2.

How about now?

Do I still?

Do we?

This is great stuff.

youtu.be/_1iCzdD34AE?...

🤼 #AEW
Hear from the AEW Dynamite Continental Classic competitors! | Continental Classic
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So Netflix is likely buying Warner Discovery & we’re taking more steps to one giant ugly entertainment blob.

Homogenized mass slop sucks ass, but they only see dollar signs. Mergers = 🤮

Creativity and joy is going to have to live in pirate radio mode, farmer’s markets, and small-batch production.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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A legend. RIP.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Just thinking about Danny McBride in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES doing all the VO for DARKEST DUNGEON.

Imagine it, it's so easy:

"Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."
February 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Ogre lady
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As someone who gets after-images burnt strongly into the retinas… I’m team light mode.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM