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McCracken
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He/they.
I work nights.
This is 2025’s submersible. We deserve this
June 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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All worries
May 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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At max, you can expect to infect 5-7 people with COVID. That’s considered pretty transmissible, which is why we (tried to) lock down about it.

An infected person will give measles to 16-18 other people. It’s extremely virulent

It’s long past time for you to wear a mask again.
A thing I wish more people knew is that measles is basically the most contagious disease in the world
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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the fascists are looking to rigidly define gender not just to punish trans people like they claim but to lay the groundwork for the oppression of all women. when gender is legally mutable, it is harder to use it to restrict people’s rights.

they want to build a cage around you, made from our bones
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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alright you wanna know how to support trans people?

hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit.

Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.
January 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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This website sure has a lot of types of guy
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Mask bans are evil and dystopian and I am appalled that they’re even being proposed. Wearing masks to protect your health and the health of others needs to be recognized as a right for all and an absolutely essential protection for those who would otherwise be unable to participate in society
June 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Got two slices of pizza so I could eat one now and one later and YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
September 2, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Crossing the street this evening and a robot car stopped to let me cross and I WAVED THANK YOU. TO THE ROBOT. And this is how I know the human race is fucking doomed
September 2, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Roommate tested positive for covid yesterday. I’m still testing negative. Insert neo dodging bullets dot gif here
August 23, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.

(1/n)
August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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Storm folks: Flood water is *toxic*. It has raw sewage, gasoline and transmission fluid, all kinds of chemicals (especially if it's near power plants or chemical storage facilities), it can even have medical waste and radiological waste. If possible, DO NOT put your body in flood water.
August 20, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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ACAB includes the flesh warden
August 20, 2023 at 5:53 AM
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West coasters: please fill your bathtubs up with water, buy dry goods, cook perishable food now so it doesn’t spoil, FREEZE AS MUCH WATER AS POSSIBLE, have some LED flashlights, BEWARE OF DOWNED POWERLINES, WIDOWMAKER BRANCHES, DONT DRIVE THRU WATER AND NEVER RUN A GENERATOR IN A GARAGE
August 20, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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Hey southern California: speaking as someone who's been through one (Katrina), don't sleep on your hurricane prep:
*Canned/bagged food that can be eaten as-is
*Fill containers with water. More than you think you need
*Keep devices/external batteries charged
*Have flashlights/candles ready
1/2
August 18, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Can someone please give Elon an invite code just so we can all block him
August 19, 2023 at 4:59 AM
painkillers and coffee, thanks for asking!
August 14, 2023 at 12:30 AM
today is a “where are my glasses oh wait i’m wearing them” kind of day
August 12, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Putting this on a t-shirt
I don't know what is going on here the last few days and I don't wanna know. None of my business. Leave me out of it.
August 12, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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This is my actual porn
August 6, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I’ve been wearing a KN95 for over three years now and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. Here in San Francisco there are at least a dozen people in my circles out sick with covid. A nearby bar had to shut its doors because everyone was sick. It’s bad out there, folks.
A lot of people hate wearing face masks but it just makes logical sense to get used to wearing a face mask now with the direction the planet is headed. You don't want to breathe in pollution & wildfire smoke. Plus you get the bonus of avoiding the plague. N95s are your friend.
August 6, 2023 at 9:43 PM