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Fabian Elfeld
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I came here to advertise my books and annoy people with my bad opinions, and I'm all out of books.
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Alle Pronomen okay.
Pinned
I think about this very often.
Ja sieht aus als wär dm schlimmer, aber wir wissen schon, dass Rossmann auch echt schlimm ist, ne?
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"So if you want to hate trans people, go ahead and hate trans people, but ..."
Why do so many people think they need to add this kind of sentence to their lovely allyship posts?
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I got it and am reading it and I like it a lot so far. Is this line brillant or what?
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Brand new sketch! 😁 My friends and I were joking about what animals we'd be if we had the choice, and it resulted in this. Presenting...

Almost Home.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you!
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Possibly unpopular hot take because I keep seeing this, but if you're an author and you're angry at poor people for pirating your books, you are angry at the wrong people for the wrong thing? No?
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Journalismus und Politik zu patriarchaler Gewalt immer so "Wir haben jetzt so viele Möglichkeiten aufgezählt, wie Betroffene Anzeige erstatten können, was sollen wir denn sonst bitte noch tun???"
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Quick sketch of a fox and a bunny who happen to be best buddies! 🐰♥️🦊
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is kind of a core plot element of many of my stories. I guess.
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Es ist 2025 und Leute haben immer noch nicht verstanden dass Ableismus faschistisch ist und Inklusion zum antifaschistischen Kampf dazugehört.

Was glauben Menschen worum es bei Behindertenrechten geht? Ein Goodie dass man hinwirft wenn man Geld und Zeit über hat? 😩
...
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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It's my Birthday today 💙

It would mean everything to me if I reached 1000 followers today, so a share, or like or anything helps a lot.

I'm Grant, a Fantasy Illustrator💙

It's been 2 years since I started full time freelancing my Illustration and I really want to continue doing what I love🙌
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Oh you think socialism is so terrible? Have you considered DENMARK??"

Meanwhile Denmark:
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Anyone happy about how good Mamdani handled Trump or whatever

Do you realise what you are saying?
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you use a chatbot, you're using the chatbot.
You can do it ironically or critically, you can do it to make fun of Musk, but you're still using it.
You're contributing to the harm it's causing.
And when you post the results, you're advertising the chatbot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Missing all the stars I never got to meet. Hold your trans friends close, today and everyday. I love you I love you
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennt ihr diese Leute, die vor 1 Urlaub vehement widersprechen, wenn 1 ihnen sagt, dass sie anrufen können, wenn was ist, und "Nein du musst dich erholen, wir kommen schon klar, mach das Handy mal aus! 🤗" und dann gleich morgens um halb acht des ersten Urlaubstags anrufen, weil 1 Schublade klemmt?
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Chat has the term"no burn romance" already been coined or is this my chance at fame?
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Love zombies? Like a bit of humor with your horror? You are in luck because both 7 Days in Hell and 7 Weeks in Hell are discounted this weekend as part of the FanFiAddict Indie Book Sale!
Catch up with the 7th Hell series so you are ready for more next year!
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A few days ago, I saw a post by a prosecutor explaining why we shouldn't call them "pedos".
I agreed and considered reposting, but acab.
But still. Imagine. If you consider yourself a leftist and a prosecutor is (at least in this regard) a better leftist than you, where have you gone wrong?
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Some older dragon art that was designed as a set
November 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
The moment when Tanja realises that Leilani is not only afraid of her but there are also other feelings involved.
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I guess with alt-text, every little bit counts, but if your image is a tiger fighting a shark in a sea of stars while a supernova explodes in the background and tears a nearby moon asunder and your alt-text is "a cat and a fish" ...
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what are you doing?
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM