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You must appreciate the pie
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You must appreciate the pie
My family knows all about it lol
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My family knows all about it lol
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sigh ok look if an account says “suspended” then that’s a temporary time out and it’s been for an actual reason literally every high profile time it’s happened lately
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sigh ok look if an account says “suspended” then that’s a temporary time out and it’s been for an actual reason literally every high profile time it’s happened lately
They have me working in the pie mines
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They have me working in the pie mines
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George Washington: has Facebook and X accounts, 0 posts
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ok fine I’ll watch the new Ken Burns doc
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
George Washington: has Facebook and X accounts, 0 posts
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
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TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
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This is very interesting (and yeah, I also had an initial “oh come on, that’s nuts” reaction to the first part of this article, but as I read on, I realized he was making some pretty compelling points)
This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This is very interesting (and yeah, I also had an initial “oh come on, that’s nuts” reaction to the first part of this article, but as I read on, I realized he was making some pretty compelling points)
George Washington: has Facebook and X accounts, 0 posts
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ok fine I’ll watch the new Ken Burns doc
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
George Washington: has Facebook and X accounts, 0 posts
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
Ben Franklin: on every site, won’t shut up
Thomas Jefferson: on every site, posts official announcements and high ideals
John Adams: on X and Bluesky, debates everyone, wife guy
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Food hot takes from the US are always great.
"Obviously *normal thing everyone eats* is disgusting, real ones know the GOAT is *local monstrosity that would kill a raccoon*."
"Obviously *normal thing everyone eats* is disgusting, real ones know the GOAT is *local monstrosity that would kill a raccoon*."
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Food hot takes from the US are always great.
"Obviously *normal thing everyone eats* is disgusting, real ones know the GOAT is *local monstrosity that would kill a raccoon*."
"Obviously *normal thing everyone eats* is disgusting, real ones know the GOAT is *local monstrosity that would kill a raccoon*."
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Vast legs bro. Those things trunkless too??
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Vast legs bro. Those things trunkless too??
I don’t hate them
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I don’t hate them
The final harvest of the year. They’ll go into cranberry salsa for thanksgiving turkey fajitas 🌱🦃🌶️
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The final harvest of the year. They’ll go into cranberry salsa for thanksgiving turkey fajitas 🌱🦃🌶️
This glove fits like a glove
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This glove fits like a glove
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I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
1. Apple
2. Key Lime
3. Pecan
…
100. Everything else
2. Key Lime
3. Pecan
…
100. Everything else
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
_____________
Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
_____________
Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
1. Apple
2. Key Lime
3. Pecan
…
100. Everything else
2. Key Lime
3. Pecan
…
100. Everything else
Feeling vindicated by my rush to upgrade my electronics last December. I paid less for my mini pc than the current cost of its RAM
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Feeling vindicated by my rush to upgrade my electronics last December. I paid less for my mini pc than the current cost of its RAM
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When you stare into the abyss this Black Friday, the abyss takes a whopping 25% off!
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When you stare into the abyss this Black Friday, the abyss takes a whopping 25% off!
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The turkeys, brothers from Thailand, run a crypto fund and made 10-figure investments in Jared Kushner’s enterprise.
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The turkeys, brothers from Thailand, run a crypto fund and made 10-figure investments in Jared Kushner’s enterprise.
Americans love to get swept up into a fervor and it’s important that we use that power for good
Ok fine I’ll watch the new Ken Burns doc
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Americans love to get swept up into a fervor and it’s important that we use that power for good
When you consider your options and simply choose to be a nice little guy
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
When you consider your options and simply choose to be a nice little guy
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I am skeptical of the CPSC's timing. These batteries have been on the market for years.
Of course the Trump government wants you to stop using your E-Bike.
BTW, I called this bsky.app/profile/sund...
Of course the Trump government wants you to stop using your E-Bike.
BTW, I called this bsky.app/profile/sund...
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am skeptical of the CPSC's timing. These batteries have been on the market for years.
Of course the Trump government wants you to stop using your E-Bike.
BTW, I called this bsky.app/profile/sund...
Of course the Trump government wants you to stop using your E-Bike.
BTW, I called this bsky.app/profile/sund...
He was grown in a lab and designed to be electable in Arizona
@rubengallego.bsky.social responds to Trump's threats on Sen. Mark Kelly: "This is fucking insane."
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He was grown in a lab and designed to be electable in Arizona
Looks like this is only for two of their older battery models. I would be sad if this put them out of business. They make the best inexpensive cargo ebike.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looks like this is only for two of their older battery models. I would be sad if this put them out of business. They make the best inexpensive cargo ebike.
Still in the fog
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Still in the fog